Pro tip: ya can't!
>Highest paid soldiers in the world
>Better training than fat burgers
>Burned down the white house
>Never BTFO by retarded rice farmers
>Worlds best snipers
>Invented digital camo
>Back to back WWII Champs (and didn't join last minute unlike fat burgers)
They have ISIS fighters on their side, not fair
Longest kill in the world attributed to none other than JTF-2
Sniper Date Distance
JTF-2 sniper (name withheld) May 2017 3,540 m (3,871 yd)
Lemme know how your grocery store prices are you meme flag larping faggot.
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>CADPAT
>Snow conditions
are for real nigger ? also trudeau cuck down on funding so have fun
>back to back ww2 champs
?
>burned down the white house
>canada wasn't a country until 1869
that one goes to the british.
go away DNC kike. Divide N' Conquer!
Even Finnish army would rekt these
At least we never lost a war, unlike you fat mutts
>leaf
>meme flag
Kys
USA has never lost a war. Sorry kiddo
Canadian soldiers have the best training
the finnish army has that sniper salma hayek that shot like 500 nazis so no wonder youwoul d win
Australian soldiers are paid more
The British burnt the white house led by Major General Robert Ross
The Korean War was a stalemate
Well Finnish airforce did go 100 to 7 downed planes in aerial combat scenarios versus european counterparts, so i guess we still got some swag in the army
>The British Army has better training
>The British burned down the White House
>Muh best snipers, who cars? The British army has been reputed for it's marksmanship since forever
>Canada doesn't even have seaworthy war ships
Militarily you're a disgrace, end of.
>cares*
Never lost a war? Thanks for Kandahar, faggots
Calm down leaf. We all know the U.S could annex you guys if we wanted to but we don't because we would piss off our brit bros and we love our brit bros.
>Name a better military than the Canadian army
Every other military ever!
>muh annex muh annex
you wont make it past niagara falls pussy
>Wears green camo in the snow
seriously? you get handcuffed to light poles for gods sake.
dyke containment unit
>Burned down the white house
>Back to back WWII Champs (and didn't join last minute unlike fat burgers)
Taking credit for what the British did is the same thing as blacks taking credit for Shakespeare. Nigger tier
>Never BTFO by retarded rice farmers
We weren't BTFO by rice farmers. Quite the contrary actually. It was the home-front that was lost.
>Canadian Armed Forces
The joke that keeps on giving
The buffalo police department could annex us.
The communists did it with Justine Trudeau (A gay ...never employed....mental midget) and nobody even noticed.
American, canadian and polish soldiers take on the swedish military in actual modern battles (they also brought up the pussifying of the military):
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They are surprisingly good.
What I remember from some of the ISAF guys, for what it's worth American soldiers used to say “ God is Swedish.” Because when you were in trouble if the Swedes came to the rescue you were sure your ass would be safe within short.
The most incompetent and disliked were the Germans, they were unprofessional and had a terrible aura of jinx about them that nobody wanted to be anywhere near of. The Swedes were the exact opposite of that especially Kustjagarna, the Swedish Coastal Rangers and Jagarna, Swedish Rangers. They were very composed, professional and particularly good at interacting with the local population. They learned very quickly and had very good officers.
Swedish soldiers are very competent and professional and they are also very well equipped. As stated earlier despite their small numbers and decaying military culture they still produce very good soldiers. We are not sure how the reforms regarding the recent mutation of their armed forces into a heavily feminized military is going to affect the overall quality of the troops on the long run but my knowledge of Swedish soldiers is that this last decade they were very good.
Stay Strong
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Highest paid soldiers..? Are you me
With our training we could probably annex Britain; no wonder those stupid crumpet niggers got Helmand while we got Kandahar
As annoying as it was I have q soft spot for canada is collapsing meme .
Almost a week of seeing nothing but mad max characters on board
Hows that operation honor going along there memeflag? Also for mandatory gender studies course for everyone in the forces.
To be fair the ca Asian militia and regulars completely destroyed the American invasion force that was multiple times its size
>"Today, women in Canada who work full-time earn on average only 87 cents to every dollar earned by men (Statistics Canada, 2017). "
Also sage
>military doesn’t even have a single division
>Canadians airborne disbanded in early 90s
>shitty camo
what are you boasting about?
You mean the worst areas of which you put canadians to bleed for you ?
>Sweden
>Reliant
>gets btfo by 5 foot farmers with ak47s
>>shitty camo
Our SF literally uses your camo burger hiding behind meme flag
dude, operation honor.... come on tell everyone how we need to change the culture, and if you so much as look at a women you can be brought up on charges.
forces.gc.ca
Everyone point and laugh at our military and at the faggot user who just signed up. hey hey hey 60k in four years as a cpl aint all bad for sucking dick and eating shit.
If a large kid beats the shit out of a twink and only stops because his brothers and sisters tell him to, would you say he got btfo by the twink? That is how stupid you sound.
Riiiiiiight
but vietnam got what they wanted in the end and you didn't. To this day they're still communists.
A little below the belt there burger nigger
>Oof
Vietnam war accomplished exactly what we set out to do: make the rich in our country richer and funnel money into the military industrial complex to accelerate the economy. You’re obviously a fuckin brainlet who has no clue what he’s talking about
>Vietnam war accomplished exactly what we set out to do: make the rich in our country richer and funnel money into the military industrial complex to accelerate the economy
No burgerkike. Your objective was to stop communism from spreading. You failed.
To be fair, burgers were sort of playing the long game...
>Ronald McGook
LOL those are Rangers.
>Barely part of Canadian Army. Only act as territorial scouts.
Uganda has better fighters
If this is bait, this is very good.
> Hasn't been to war in 70 years
> Living through grandpa's glory
> Too pussy to even fight rice farmers
> No Navy
> Le we are still relevant despite having no independent culture.
Underrated
> Never lost because never been at war
Cool story, turbofag
> Too scared to even try
> Surrendered to ISIS
As an ISIS country you deserve to be reckt.
Indeed, but that still doesn't change the fact that we were still stomping them statistically and only pulled out because it was a clusterfuck at the administrative level.
We lost because of the home front, not because of muh rice farmers.
A
Afghanistan
Albania
Algeria
Andorra
Angola
Antigua and Barbuda
Argentina
Armenia
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan
B
The Bahamas
Bahrain
Bangladesh
Barbados
Belarus
Belgium
Belize
Benin
Bhutan
Bolivia
Bosnia and Herzegovina
Botswana
Brazil
Brunei
Bulgaria
Burkina Faso
Burundi
C
Cabo Verde
Cambodia
Cameroon
Canada
Central African Republic
Chad
Chile
China
Colombia
Comoros
Congo, Democratic Republic of the
Congo, Republic of the
Costa Rica
Côte d’Ivoire
Croatia
Cuba
Cyprus
Czech Republic
D
Denmark
Djibouti
....
You're responsible for losing the War in Afghanistan you stupid nigger; please never again "help" you're a more useless ally than Israel
So, everything good about them was actually British.
Ok, Brits had a nice army.
The Canadians, I believe, are a universal joke, mate.
Why did you even chose to get independent from Britain? I'll never know...
albania probably.
never lost a war never won a battle the Canadian Armed Forces are you fat enough?
Bullshit. The United Sates Marine Corps is the worlds greatest killing machine.
ITT: a bunch of 300 lb goys ready to die for Israel but haven't done as much as a jumping jack in 15 years
The Canadian army literally obeys a Sikh as their highest commando.
At least our camo isn't stupid and grey
>You failed.
you're not wrong, but you don't understand why
And I don't know what the fuck you guys were thinking, Sven
Don't forget if you get outed as a nationalist they won't touch you with a ten foot pole, but if you're some npc that can pass a math test you're in. Fucking trash country we live in.
This is also the army that got fucked hard by a tornado that almost never happens in the DC area. Then proceeded to be fucked by New Orleans niggas who never amount to anything.
Try it again you fat nigger spic
Sangin says hi.
Wrong bloke, was meant for the leaf
What a shit analogy. You used force and achieved none of your objectives, in fact the communist cause was strengthened by the intervention. Retard.
>What is the Arghandab river valey?
>salma hayek
Simo hayha
Your worst nightmare
These faggots again
>Highest paid soldiers in the world
Biggest waste of money in the world
>Better training than fat burgers
Better dancers, anyway...
>Burned down the white house
That was the Limeys, not you.
>Never BTFO by retarded rice farmers
Too chicken shit to take on rice farmers
>Worlds best snipers
...when shooting their mouths off
>Invented digital camo
Second biggest waste of money in the world
>Back to back WWII Champs (and didn't join last minute unlike fat burgers)
Cannon fodder for your Limey Masters
Come back and brag if and when you ever start and finish a war all on your own.