Kraut/pol/&AfD General - 12 am Headpats Edition

>upcoming state elections
Hesse: Oct. 28 2018 #ltwhe
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/hessen.htm
Hessian goys may sign up as election observers
wahlbeobachtung.de/

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=3QsQdKKB-cg
gab.ai/xurious
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=sQlI281RY58
youtube.com/watch?v=GOCpLe1rGIk
youtube.com/watch?v=wZ66coDh14s

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
[post 3 most recent and most shitposty/redpilling/dank speeches]
youtube.com/watch?v=G_67-sqD0h8
youtube.com/watch?v=oLuNr93-yJg

>Einzelfall map, case log
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
faz.net/aktuell/feuilleton/debatten/integration/gastarbeiter-die-kunst-des-missverstehens-11502703.html
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus

Tasks:
Make memes and propaganda for Germany
Spread and share said propaganda and memes on social media
Always believe and have trust in Germany and the German people
Beware of defeatist and leftist trolls

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youtube.com/watch?v=RtypgSOZUIc
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku-Klux-Klan_West_Germany
twitter.com/petertauber/status/1051522444530540544
youtube.com/watch?v=e2VO4dpR8Zc
m.youtube.com/watch?v=p8M2tg2RkIQ
twitter.com/AladinMafaalani
zeit.de/gesellschaft/zeitgeschehen/2016-10/rechtsextremismus-url-rechtsextremismus-ku-klux-klan-deutschland-rassismus
twitter.com/GrahamWP_UK/status/1051742963162861568
twitter.com/AladinMafaalani/status/1051833158851878913
welt.de/regionales/hamburg/article182149468/Hamburger-Buergerschaftswahl-2015-Manipulation-durch-gruenen-Wahlhelfer.html#Comments
focus.de/politik/deutschland/landtagswahl-bayern/vor-der-landtagswahl-am-14-oktober-falsche-postleitzahl-gefaehrdet-zustellung-von-ueber-tausend-wahlbriefen-in-bayern_id_9689194.html?fbc=fb-shares
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achgut.com/artikel/schul_klassenkampf_ich_als_schueler_mal_was_sagen
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

first for gasing all greens

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>Gas them with my diesel car
>They started the fight my car just ended it

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i don't have a problem hiding my powerlevel
so not really an issue

>find something common about them
they are all NPCs wearing human skin

any updates on the chubby refugee from cologne?

Is the KKK even forbidden in germany?

NPC here, chances Nahles will resign or get deposed in remainder of 2018?

wait, are leftists on twitter unironically liking npc larp posting?

based Rechnung

>Bier 0,5 für 3,30 €
really?
In Sachsen?
was it a Freudenhaus?

Nah, she is a staying component until project 5% is completed.

the famous german "humor"

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>ironically unironically
so it seems

He bought it in a restaurant
beer from the Bierbude are is 1€

only if they find a gender queer POC before 2021 to replace her with

I was concerned for a moment...

normal Gastronome prices
even a gas station is cheaper

do you know for certain or are you educational guessing?
so there is mouth to mouth encouragement of election meddl...subversion on nontrivial scale?
or are you saying that this would be the way to implement it, from (party) thinktank to local conventions to actual implementation in teams?
not saying it cant be done, but there are crack points where shit should leak

youtube.com/watch?v=RtypgSOZUIc

oh the obnoxious.
the moment of reveal will be cum hard....please

I did a short search and couldn't find any sources
apparently they are not, but there was a shortlived KKK branch in the 70s founded by a mutt GI in germany
But they weren't banned or forbidden, but dissolved
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ku-Klux-Klan_West_Germany

but since the german government has been in a massive shift to the left, I can't imagine a modern german KKK branch surviving longer than a week in modern day germanistan

npc confirmed

checked.
state your number, npc

bump

I wonder if the police would have to protect you if you wear your bed sheets and start to place crosses in front of refugee centres.

wasn't there a case of some policemen beeing member in the KKK some years ago?

Look it's fun and all, posting with you degenerates, but it will all remain Slavic.

I actually agree on that it shouldn't be particularily Polish, but rather Silesia, Pommerania, Pommeralia and Masuria deserve grand autonomy or independence, but you Germans have no claim on that land, whatsoever and will only get it back after walking over my cold, rotten corpse and those of my mates.
Wolnosc za polabski nacije!
(Freedom to Polabian nations!)

twitter.com/petertauber/status/1051522444530540544

NPCs, charge

youtube.com/watch?v=e2VO4dpR8Zc
hmmm

So you want pommeranians to learn some dead meme language like yours? Great ambitions

>over my dead, cold, rotting corpse.
sounds like that this is what will happen on the way to the clay-grab.

the left eating itself
beautiful

how the fuck do people vote greens? i read in the 60's they had a huge pedophile preschool scandal and i can't imagine they don't have their fingers in that anymore

dat npc reaction gifism is really getting out of hand

would you rather live in poland or germany?

Simpsons

m.youtube.com/watch?v=p8M2tg2RkIQ

He is clearly like a Turk
He complains about germany but looooves to live here. he is so close to the border, he could be in Poland by just tripping over his shoe laces when he leaves the door.

That was in the 80s.

>2017
its getting a bit too real

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lel. im still amazed how people can still defend poland and think they deserve to own more german land. sometimes i wonder if its just bait or theyre just uneducated.

How do you not become blackpilled, lads?

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Our enemies are so stupid that all their plans are self destructive in nature. They straight up cannot win.

leftist containment narrative building
twitter.com/AladinMafaalani

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germans are not brits. if there is a problem, figure how to solve it until its solved, at all cost.

for a polish nationalist he is very conviniently in germany, only few kilometers away from the border.
It's not like his whore of a mother placed him in stuttgart, bonn, düsseldorf, münchen, hamburg or frankfurt. he is conviniently close to the border and could be a pollack any time again.
A strong will and a spoonfull of hope.
Or in Tay's case: An ample amount of MDMA, Anti-Depressants and Cocaine.

according to wikipedia (which you should always take with a grain of salt when it's dealing with history & politics) during the nsu-research it was discovered that 2 cops in böblingen used to be members of a european KKK branch that also dissolved 15 years ago
I would say it is a nothing burger but they were in the same squad as michele kiesewetter, the copper who was allegedy killed by nsu

I would say the legal situation is kinda like the NPD: they are just too irrelevant to be banned, yet they still exist in the underground according to (((zeit))), albeit badly organized
zeit.de/gesellschaft/zeitgeschehen/2016-10/rechtsextremismus-url-rechtsextremismus-ku-klux-klan-deutschland-rassismus

right now, the useful idiots at the courts & agencies are all focusing on the AfD, IB, 1% and all the other "new right" organizations

>Probleme Resultate positiver Entwicklungen
user i

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>What a nice face, he's so obviously a good person and has no hidden agenda...
This guy is known for his Umvolkung propaganda. He says that conflicts are good and a sign of a healthy multiculti society. We have to give room and resources to the "new Germans" (participation) without them giving anything in return. He's paid by tax money, unsurprisingly.

was meant for the kek poster

ATTENTION ALL MUNICH AREA RESIDENTS

SOMEONE GO FIX THIS

RUSSIAN BRAINWASHED ANGLO VANDALIZED STEPAN BANDERAS GRAVE

SOMEONE GO FIX IT

twitter.com/GrahamWP_UK/status/1051742963162861568

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If it's the bavarian election that bothers you: look at it like this:
The Enemy has fragmented itself, the CSU and SPD has gotten another MASSIVE slap in the face and the AfD got from 0 to 10 in an instant.
While this could've been better, it's also more than you can expect from the bavarian. wat de burn net kennt dat fritt er nit

>the eternal anglo shows his dominance on german soil
everyday my pity for the brits dips lower and lower

yes, its that simple.
the more the retard, the harder you get tovirtue signal, the harder the virtue signalling drug
junkie in chief has a copy too, apparently
twitter.com/AladinMafaalani/status/1051833158851878913

> right now, the useful idiots at the courts & agencies are all focusing on the AfD, IB, 1% and all the other "new right" organizations

they are very dangerous though... especially the cult in the AfD

what cult? juus?

bump

kek

welt.de/regionales/hamburg/article182149468/Hamburger-Buergerschaftswahl-2015-Manipulation-durch-gruenen-Wahlhelfer.html#Comments

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Even Don Alphonso twitters "kek." Our memes are spreading.

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that shop looks so real

RIP Paul Allen.

Bump, so this thread doesn't die as well.

Yes, it's quite good. I'd love to see this one on Mars in the next decade. Guess Jow Forums would be proud.

>shop
welcome, newfriend

>Net worth: 20.3 billion USD (2018)
>dead at 65 years old
huh

>der triumphale auszug der trümmerfrauen

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>huh
?

Anyway, Paul Allen did a lot of good and things with his wealth. Brain research and space technology as an example.

Ha!

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>i was going to bake you a cake
>unfortunately the oven caught fire
>burning half the house down
>killing our beloved dog Bello
>and two neighbors are in the hospital, critical condition
>but its the thought that counts rrrrright
when memes become reality

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65 years old is pretty young. With all that money he didnt use a single cent to extend his life even for 5 years at least?

He invested (or gave) money to cell research. Perhaps his hopes were also that R&D in brain science and AI will provide either means or paths out of this.

His cancer was considered to be cured until it returned two weeks ago (or so). What single cents should he throw at this?

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>alles was den hesse bleibt, ist der derbe bouffer der kanzlerin

t.jeb!

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i'd say without that money he wouldn't have made it till 65

Bavaria Reloaded
CDU/SPD get sacked
Grüne/AFD gains

!

Pathetic. Who should that convince?

still, the green surge is un fucken believable.
must be generation teddywerfer voting for the very first time
and people believing the msm reality distortion field

If I look at Munich's results, I'd guess that a good part of the massive number of non-voters are first timers.

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and what the hell is a bouffer?

can i borrow your bouffer?
ehm, sorry, no, that be unclean..

hm, if true, that be a classification error in my book.
non voters should only be those who already had the voting right, but didn't excercise.
first timers should be its own category, since they are trivially non voters for previous elections

mainly former CDU/SPD voters who fall for the AFD narrative MSN keeps pushing
these people don't magically stop voting, unfortunately, they just vote for something else

Childishly improved.

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Volker Bouffier
MP of Hessen

One more.

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thats how you do it old school

to be honest i have my fair doubt about the Nichtwähler numbers
to the point they started digging up dead people, again
going full Dem

>if true
No idea, I was just speculating.

Bouff!er -> Bouffer. This stupid '!' is stupid.

>old school
Is that good or bad?

its the early 2000s hip idea of flipping letters
probably cost them six figures

>ballots with wrong zip code
focus.de/politik/deutschland/landtagswahl-bayern/vor-der-landtagswahl-am-14-oktober-falsche-postleitzahl-gefaehrdet-zustellung-von-ueber-tausend-wahlbriefen-in-bayern_id_9689194.html?fbc=fb-shares
>missing ballots
focus.de/politik/deutschland/landtagswahl-bayern/bayern-wahl-neuneinhalb-millionen-menschen-zur-landtagswahl-in-bayern-aufgerufen_id_9747805.html

considering the state of progressivism today, its a valid approach

generation teddywerfer vote stats would be intersting ineed tho

bouffer clearly a bommer npc, could slip it into the O.
something on 4th nov, or just one week late?

do you really think this will lead anywhere?
I'd say the most fakes are greens.

cuckservatives btfo in the schools once again
achgut.com/artikel/schul_klassenkampf_ich_als_schueler_mal_was_sagen

may or may not,
many things started innocently small, and then all of a sudden, a butterfly flaps its wings in china

One week late.

you're right,
it might even work with trhe green millieu

of course not
but it gives you an idea of the scale we are talking about
99% of voter fraud goes unnoticed
which doesn't mean it didn't happen
e.g. Florida 2016

Absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence.

t. Naseweis.

Man, i just ate Cabbage Chips.
It's literally gayer than eating Dick, but i am hungry right now.

>green millieu
We should focus on them anyway, not the CDUcks. Looks like it polarizes between AfD and Greens in many cases, so they're our prime target.

Though we should actually focus on leftist parties to attract voter from, and that would be mostly the SPD (at it seems). E.g. former working class voters who (rightfully) feel betrayed. Perhaps some Linke as well.

Greens are good for laughs and getting other voters' attention. We never convince any Green voter to switch over to AfD.

and yet we are still stuck with pen and paper in times of blockchain
which would curb voter fraud once and for all
not manipulable, unless you guide the finger
replicable by everyone, every citizen, yet fully anonymous
geee
i wonder why no (carrier) politician is interested in such a system

Fuck germany

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