Paul Allen Dead at 65

Press S to spit.

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Jews killed him. OPs filename and the "Press S" confirms it.

I literally just downloaded that photo to my iPhone retard.

Literally WHO????

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now you stupid fucking bastard.

you are fast.
fake news though. he just retired to his fake island and paid a doctor a million dollars to fake his death
also nice digits but check these

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Digitsfail

>the 1% is investing in life extension technolo-

Let’s see his card.

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Fatal error

sorry I was distracted parking my boats in my boats

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he's got those glassy potato eyes that all depressed insecure pedophiles and Satanists have

even the majority of the dopey r*thschilds' have that stupid ugly look to their faces, like they're retards or something

F.

Windows is cool.

Right after he announced a million dollar donation to the Republicans

(((Coincidence))) I'm sure

sorry I left them on my bigger yacht. But have a pic of one of my smaller ones

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65, OLD AS YOUR GONNA GET

check out the tasteful thickness

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Let's see Paul Allen's card.

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O he voted for Drumph

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Oh my god it even has a watermark.

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I just made the joke and he just showed it to you. Fucks sake, leaf.

>some jew is dead
don't care, let me refer you to your digits.

I swear I am going to get digits in this paul Allen thread
>Microsoft founders Bill Gates, then 16, and Paul Allen, then 19, while at Lakeside High School (14051 1st Ave NE Seattle) founded Traf-O-Data (19506 Richmond Beach Dr NW, Seattle) to automate traffic data analysis.
I attempted suicide in high school (and failed)

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What was your attempt method?

Pretty much the only significant non jewish tech guy you fucking retard. This could be very bad

The best jokes need repeated until they are meaningless. This is the fundamental market equilibrium in the meme economy.

>implying he was doing anything other than high level management

No you suck at making jokes or stoking the meme fire. Period. Nigger.

He supported Trump and the Republicans you dumb faggot kys

youtube.com/watch?v=oYVl6mOhLJQ

>globo homo elite literal homosexual
>homosexuals have high likelihood of being pedophiles
>this guy was likely one of the pedo elite
He is in hell rn.

okay, so he was the last non-faggot in sillycon valley. big whoop.

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Don’t expect any reasoning from the first responders who call you a “sage” or a “Jew”.
BTW newfangled GTFO

Actually jr high, but that didnt fit with the post.
I tried to hang myself. twice. I didnt know then you are supposed to have a fast drop to break your beak. I went unconscious stepping off a barstoll with a rope around neck attached to the ceiling. but the ceiling broke. I woke up on the floor. Had a scar for a year.
back then I was so depressed I would often collapse on the floor and wake up on the floor from being so dead inside, spent hours on the floor half alive.
so when I first woke up from the attempt I thought it was just one of those times I had lost all hope on the floor again, so I stayed there awhile till I realized my neck was burning.

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came to post this

spit? i'd punch a fucking hole in your childlike chest to shake that mans hand. rip paul allen.

he also discovered several lost world war 2 sunken ships inculding an aircraft carrior

he didn't live there, he lived in portland and seattle where he owned sports teams. but really he lived on his ship where he spent his time hunting down shipwrecks.

He's a good guitarist but what was his role in this company?

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I love Paul Gilbert but he was best when he was playing shred, his attempts to be bluesy and eclectic are gay

Does this mean Caption Kirk's chair is going back on the market?

Ss

Incest

Suicide?

Those holes are fucking disgusting. (Yes I have that phobia)

Paul Allen was the only cool guy at Microsoft.

Did Q say anything about his death?

that kiked filename, huge waste of a get, just kill yourself senpai

>only cool guy at Microsoft
Steve -developers- ballmer threw chairs in board meetings
youtu.be/I14b-C67EXY?t=10

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