MELANIA LAUGHS at ELIZABETH WARREN

How do I get a based wife like Melania? How is Trump so chad at 72?

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#NOTMYPRESIDENT

Also these dumbass reporters will act so tough on twitter, then when asking Trump some bullshit question they sound timid and almost embarrassed about what they're asking.

"test her personally" WTF

This fucking creep THE PRESIDENT just said he would rape a senator. This is NOT normal.

>trust me this is not something I would enjoy

fucking based

kek

I love how Warren and the media thought she won this round. Cherokee Nation smacked her down, and now Trump will use the 1/1000 line at every rally

he's going to test her by giving her a sip of whiskey and then seeing if she can resist drinking the whole bottle.

I just read their statement.

>Using a DNA test to lay claim to any connection to the Cherokee Nation or any tribal nation, even vaguely, is inappropriate and wrong. It makes a mockery out of DNA tests and its legitimate uses while also dishonoring legitimate tribal governments and their citizens, whose ancestors are well documented and whose heritage is prove. Senator Warren is undermining tribal interests with her continued claims of tribal heritage."

>- Cherokee Nation Secretary of State Chuck Hoskin, Jr.

oof

>he's going to test her by giving her a sip of whiskey and then seeing if she can resist drinking the whole bottle.
KEK

this is unironically why i voted for him

Libs hate /ourgirl/ Melania now. They forgot she was already a "Birther" (questioned Obama being born in Kenya on TV)

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melana is cute, cute!

haha oh man can't believe she fell for it. that bait was out there for 2 years and now she bites? that's great

>See LOOK I CAN PROOVZ ITS!!!
>kek dat bitch actually spent the energy
Trump really is based af

Checked. First among ladies

Be rich.
Get a mail ordered bride from some shitty 3rd world country.

>This is NOT normal.
And that's why this country is so fucked up

More cute Melania

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I'd say rent free but stormy daniels just had to pay him

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Stormy is /ourgirl/

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>this is not normal

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RAPE HOUSE NIGGA

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More like a bottle of this stuff...

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Slovakia is 2nd world you ignorant faggot

>HE'S CRUMBLING DEMOCRACY RIGHT UNDER OUR FEET!!!!!! DEMOCRACY IS BEING PUT INTO QUESTION BY SAYING SOMETHING UNPOPULAR!!!!
I notice that one a lot too.

he's going to test her by giving her some blankets and seeing if she dies

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>you guys I’m totally *italian/German/Swedish/Native American/whatever* it’s in my ancestory!
>1/1024th of said nationality
>medial celebrates you as being right

Lmao. Amerimutts get your shit together.

*Slovenia

I wish I had a woman that looked at me like that

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is this the biggest political self-own since the 2016 election?

A real qt

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Still 2nd world

>so chad

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And here we see Sen. Warren debating President Trump...

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>STRONG EVIDENCE
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Just look at the Twitter responses...it is like a bunch of 10 year olds arguing over a toy....twitter is fucking cancer

imagine being 72 years old and fucking that hot piece of ass every night

you're a god damned faggot

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I really like her.

well are you the most powerful man in the world?

i can't believe people actually get mad over this kind of shit. even if you hate trump, his response here was pretty funny

Rape?

>imagine being 72 years old and fucking that hot piece of ass every night
>every night
you misspelled weekly

spoiler: all Europeans have a tiny amount of native dna.
Because native americans are descended from ancient Europeans.

>Taking that as a literal rape threat

please keep crying. You guys are just digging a deeper hole for yourselves

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How do you get a woman who sold her body for cash? You can lease one for a few hours, just about any large city. Slightly lower quality at just about any trailer park.

Imagine being such a cuck that you actually think a nigger is funny.

More native than you, Elizabeth.

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#BESTPOTUS

Are you jealous?

She reminds me of the AWOO girl here

>Imagine being such a sperg that you aren't able to laugh at black people

m8

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CAN YOU BELIEVE MELANIA SMIRKED. VOTE IN NOVEMBER

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nah you gotta tempt her with the good shit

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I am 1/100000000000000000000 the original human that means I am all races. Give me my reparations for slavery and the holocaust you white devils.

underrated!

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And? Why fuck with american garbage women when you can land a legit trad hottie who births you a son.

top kek

>Pico-hontas

You're welcome Mr. President.

Great crop job, you fuckin' retard.

Boomers like you are already beginning to die off and your time is coming. You can’t even fucking crop a Tweet right. Pathetic generation.

Wow, great observation faggots. Mommy must be proud of you, keep it up

Wtf, I love Melania now.

Top kek

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>whats it 1/1000th

*Chief Idling Null chants in feather nigger* ONE OH ONE ONE ONE OH OH OH ONE OH ONE ONE OH OH ONE OH

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where can i acquire a qt3.14 wife like Melania?

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why is melania so cute?

>imagine being such a humorless autist you wont let yourself laugh at a joke because a nigger said it

Femtowatha?
I'll keep working on it

well done

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this. racists should stop being racist. it's enough to end positive racism which protects criminal blacks.

>be me
>wake up and read ridiculous DNA claim
>lefties actually pretending this is a grand slam
>"this is obviously going to blow up in her face"
>cherokee nation calls her out
>twitter meltdown
>lefties trying desperately to downplay story
>Trump joking around and getting his lady wet af on camera
why does the left keep JUSTing itself?

no john you are the devils

Trump should give her 1/1000th of 1 Million dollars

Make it a huge check like the lotto winning type

this is gross misuse of the carlos meme
I find you guilty of a level 3 misdememer
your posting privileges have been revoked for one week or until you lurk enough to see three (3) proper uses of the carlos meme

>tfw had to google to understand

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>Trump should give her 1/1000th of 1 Million dollars
>Make it a huge check like the lotto winning type
THIS!

>be rich
>own the world's biggest beauty pageant
>knock up and marry one of the models

fixed that for you

>S-SHUT UP, STOP MAKING FUN OF ME GUYS!
lmao'ing at ur life, fagot

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So uncultured.

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He actually addressed that at that rally. This man is way ahead of uninformed shills

No, pay her in casino chips.

She was worth a couple million when she met Trump.

they're little punks, boomer friend. don't worry about them. Keep on keeping on.

>European Americans average 0.18 percent
What a Jewish statistic. The majority of white Americans have 0% Amerindian ancestry. It would have been much more accurate to show the median percentage.

Warren is still a cuck though.

as the whole country should be doing

Kek, my sides are in the next galaxy.

yo someone has to make this more well known because that is fucking gold

Because eventually the good guys win

She has my vote now.

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Not accurate, but still works. Solid.