Its almost Halloween /po/,is Michael Myers our Jow Forums approved based slasher? Can we make this a new meme?
>Kills slutty older sister as a kid. BASED
>Kills 70's thots. BASED AF
>Eludes capture and confinement by the jew.
>Kills lazy thot nurses.
>Kills uppity black lesbian nurse.
>Kills betas and fags.
>No one can stop him,total high energy alpha.
>Beat the shit out of Busta Rhymes.
>Strikes terror into the hearts of negros,jews and thots.
Obviously Angela from Sleepaway Camp is our slasher.
Slasher movies were considered to have a conservative slant in their heyday, not just Halloween. Jason in particular.
I'd love to see a faithful big studio remake today just for the liberal reactions.
A white manchild who spazzes out over women and minorities who have sex? Sounds like Jow Forums alright
slasher movies are formulaic, predictable, and grossly overrated
As always. The leaf
>Implying /ourguy/ isn't Jason
>Dude just wanted to sit in the woods and be left alone
>People constantly encroach his territory without permission
>Law does nothing to stop illegals/trespassers
>Takes the law into his own hands as founders would've wanted
>Roasties/normal fags think its ok to be degenerate where he lives
>He sets them straight
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I thought Jigsaw would be more pol. Kills everyone who wronged someone in life, unless they redeem themselves at great cost like losing a arm or something.
this
(((Vorhees)))
saw is kino
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This is the only based and redpilled answer.
>inb4 he got cucked by the chick in Saw 3
Someone didn't watch Saw 4 and 5!!
A literal jew caricature puppet,a whiny muh cancer jew that places sick jew games in a series of films full of jew writers and jew actors with jew dark humor.
>implying all the people in the game are not degenerates or sinners in one way or the other.
Hes doing society a great favor
(((Myers)))
the original thot destroyer
It was written and directed by a literal Aussie Chink and another Aussie and the main character is played by a Mick. The fuck are you smoking about that jew shit?
Not to mention lurid. There's something profoundly pathetic and hypocritical about movies that show lots of T&A and simulated sex, only to have the bitter incel freak jump out and stab good-looking women to death. Truly, it's Revenge of the Nerds.
It has to be Jason Voorhees, he has done nothing wrong and he has all the right reasons behind for what he does.
t. roastie.
Not if you're a teenager, it's still new and interesting to your young mind.
Jej
I want something like Nightmare on Elm Street
Huh, weird. Anyone else remember Michael Myers not being the killer in the first movie, but it was his mother?
That’s the point
>t. Pedo child killer
too many cheap jump scares, not enough substance, no real element of horror or atmosphere.
This could be you.
get the fuck out you pedo im gonna hunt you down and stab you to death and rape you in the but hole after you are dead you fucking sick fuck you stay away from kids or you gonna lose your noggin bud oh wait you gonna die anyways im coming to get you right now FUCKER!!!!!!!!!
That was not Halloween and Michael Myers.
You are thinking of Friday the 13th and Jason Voorhees. His mother was getting revenge because the camp counselors let Jason drown to death.
His mom taught him well. She even blames the fact that the counselors were fucking, so as a result they were not there to save Jason when he drowned.
Lets make some OC NPC's before we are stuck with the same ones over and over.
Here is a lazy template for you fags.
I mean she wasn't young
At beginning of the oregano one theyre banging while Jason drowns
Wow, I am retarded. I thought I was making a new thread.
brainlet why you do this
Still plenty of time to make some slasher flick themes NPC memes.
The opening to the original takes place a year after Jason's drowning. If you listen to Enos in the truck, he gives you a timeline
-Kid's murdered in '58
-Boy drowning in '57
Eh I still imagine she was right, in every film the councilers are always trying to do the sex.
Doubt it would be different in 57
>can we make this the new meme?
>based
>based AF
>thot
>beta
>alpha
I can smell you from here
Reimagine Jason as a defender of children like Gamra
>innocent kid left to die by incompetent fag proto-millennials
>drowns but is imbued with a spirit of vengeance that makes him an immortal revenent
>goes on a kill spree to save children from evil abusers so they don't suffer as he did
>stabs pedos, rapists, beaters, kidnappers etc
>leaves alone people he sees who genuinely love and protect their children
>hates Freddy Krueger because Freddy attacks and kills children in their dreams and Jason desires to put an end to that
What about Scream? Killed thots at house parties.
Was just going to say that
and he's super into movie memes
Jason just wanted to live in the woods as an quiet incel but all these nubile scantily clad teens keep bothering him and taunting him with sexual displays with their boyfriends.
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Truly the pol slasher
Reminder that Halloween 3 was not that bad.
Dude in that movie is the ultimate B movie character
>Grabs nurse's butt
>Is banging at least one coworker
>Tells ex wife that he cant be with kids because convention
>Is actually going off with some chick who he wants to bang to pretend he cares about her father's death
>Literally takes a six pack of beer with him into the car after he hangs up on his ex wife
>Slasher movies were considered to have a conservative slant in their heyday
What? How? Did you just make that up?
Slasher films are jewish. Nearly all of them are made by degenerate poop-obsessed pedophile ashkenazi jews.
i can accept this, but what about bullies who are children?
can this hypothetical Jason look into the future (or their soul) and determine if the child will continue to bully into adult age, and then kill them if they're the irredeemable rapist/murderer/sadist type?
in any case it would be a good examination of a grim hero like Batman who scares the shit out of everyone, including the people he saves.
> be a kid getting abused
> suddenly a 7ft rotten corpse bursts through the wall and impales the abuser on a piece of broken wall, then leaves
> don't know if thankful for the save or fearfully paranoid i'd be next
Wtf bullies are cool.
Dude yes. that movie is great. Better than any of the shitty sequels. It's actually the only good Halloween sequel imo
Also youre all full of shit.
Based Hitchcock. Accept no substitutes.
DbD must be the most redpilled game then
/thread.
KEK, Plus he's a retard
Magic fear power that reforms bullies?
Fun fact, the book is nothing like that. It's actually more generally sad and unpleasant than a spooky thriller.