Scientists warn that we have 12 years to fend off the effects of global warming...

Scientists warn that we have 12 years to fend off the effects of global warming. What are you currently doing to prevent the millions of forecasted deaths?

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Opening a coffin making business

Heating with wood.

getting popcorn for the upcoming Global cleansing.
Only the strong will survive.

>Only the rich will survive.
ftfy

Im eating chili and driving a 30 year old mustang to speed it up.

You won't be so glib when DC is under water.

I'd worry, but they warned me of this twenty years ago

>millions
LOL

You do realize that you live on the Earth, too, right?

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nothing lol I don't give a shit

buying ammo

Or maybe it's C: that Al Gore is not a scientist and vastly miscalculated the rate at which warming has actually occurred.

Retards are usually afraid to death.
It’s understandable.

It's been "years away" for 40 fucking years now.

you cant, this ride is going full speed ahead theres no stopping..

There is nothing one can do unless you want war and genocide on a scale you cannot comprehend.

Stocking up on V8s

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I actually have some personal experience solving this exact problem user, let me offer some advice to you on what you can do that will result in zero forecasted deaths:

>Be me in 1992
>"Billions of people will die by the year 2000 from global warming!"
>Don't do anything
>Be me in 2000
>"Billions of people will die by the year 2010 from global warming!"
>Don't do anything
>Be me in 2010
>"Billions of people will die by the year 2020 from global warming!"
>Don't do anything
>Be me in 2018
>"Billions of people will die by the year 2040 from global warming, but we call it climate change now!"

I am sticking to my plan.

This is a joke, right?

>12 years
prepare for in 12 years to have a nice hardy laugh at their awful prediction yet again.

>buy our solar panels or the planet gets it

No.

scientist also say that economic fusion power is 20 years away.

so i am comfy knowing that we only have to endure 8 years of nasty weather and then have a fuckton of the cleanest nuclear power to power everything we want.

kek

>Scientists warn that we have 12 years to fend off the effects of global warming.
Fuck all that.
I still drive my sweet ass carburated, loud vans

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I've never driven a car and I don't use excess energy.

Nice sweet ass carburated, loud van

It's gonna happen anyway because food supplies and water supplies are gonna get fucked. Nothing incites violence like hunger and dehydration.