/hue/volution - TIOZÃO edition

Bolsonaro's new ad for TV youtu.be/acHIPvWwSbc
Thread theme youtube.com/watch?v=ZPIFITEfA-k
17 youtu.be/2N14a0jA39Q

Kekistan flag at rally youtu.be/OmAVkOiA1-k

>2nd round polls: BOLSONARO 59% X HADDAD 41% (Ibope)
Bolsonaro vs. Haddad run-off will happen in October 28th.

>1st round results
Jair Bolsonaro 46.26%
Fernando Haddad 28.95%

-- BACKGROUND

Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Christian, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems. Under heavy fire from the media and academia, with an extremely restricted campaign budget, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro's presidential run is nothing short of extraordinary.

JB's antagonist in the presidential race is Fernando Haddad, a sociologist, former minister of education under Lula and former mayor of São Paulo. He's running for the left-wing Labour Party (PT) under the guidance of former president Lula, who is currently in prison after being convicted for corruption and money laundering. PT had been the ruling party in Brazil for 13 years, but is facing high rejection in the polls after a police investigation uncovered the largest known corruption scheme in Brazilian history, which PT architected.

MORE INFORMATION: pastebin.com/raw/fuZH3p7g

-- VIDEOS

Interview that made him famous youtu.be/041YPJI5zz8
Compilation of some of his talks youtu.be/U0MBcUAf21k

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HADDAD'S BOOK
drive.google.com/drive/folders/1UOX31ssUnY_NN82Zq_0BlPdorKfX_Y3x

ELECTION SONG
youtube.com/watch?v=ZPIFITEfA-k

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second for defeatism

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Por onde vocês vão encomendar suas bandeiras do huestão, anões?

Guys you know that is impossible for Haddad to win without fraud dont you?

watch /ourguy/'s visit to BOPE:

youtube.com/watch?v=5kcGJDXLRCk

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off yourself

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A few more pitches.

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N-th for anime

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ANTIFRAUD OPERATION LIVE
77% CHANCE OF FRAUD FOUND
youtube.com/watch?v=XcvWHcvXjME

>youtube.com/watch?v=ZPIFITEfA-k
would it be an electoral crime if blast this in front of my voting session?

F R A U D E
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>neoliberal Zionist who wants to align Brazil with ZOG
FUCKING BASED GOYS, what do you say about those Iranians, Syrians and Russians interfering in our election?
#IranRegimeChange
#AssadMustGo
#StandWithIsrael

Dat new ad... One can even hope for a solid 70%.

No idea, theres a small textile business near my house, ill try there

Thank you for sharing this, bro!

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Tips on how to make a flag, based on the 200 ones out there:
>Never use more than 3 colours
The end

Send Pitu png plz

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Kek good screencap

Reminder that if Bolsonaro is elected, the first thing is to arm yourself.

I'm trying to fix that as we speak.

Israel hasn't changed their stance on Assad yet?
Lesser evil obv

>Assad
>Israel
>Iran
>ZOG
What?
This is a Brazilian thread about Brazilian politics, what the fuck are you talking about?

Olavo ministro da cultura?

RESULTADOS DA OPERAÇÃO ANTI-FRAUD
RESULTADOS DA OPERAÇÃO ANTI-FRAUD
RESULTADOS DA OPERAÇÃO ANTI-FRAUD

Usando a lei de Benford, constataram 77% de "inconsistência" nos resultados.

youtube.com/watch?v=XcvWHcvXjME

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rate & feedback plzz

Bandeira do Hueistão

Galera, eu que sou vagal, tinha pensando umas coisas que poderíamos tentar alcançar:

a)Catar os dois livros, disponibilizar eles aqui, memeficar o conteúdo deles até chegar nos tiozão e na mídia
b)Espalhar as boas novas do panteão do Deus e a profecia de mais dois países escolhidos
c)Criar a bandeira do Huestão
d)Tentar tornar aquela idéia de exame toxicológico nas universidades uma realidade
e)Criar uma discussão nacional para se banir partidos comunistas e tornar apologia ao comunismo crime inafiançável, igual aos nazi

The first one we nailed, we probably can get the rest done too
I want to shitpost with a purpose!

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youtube.com/watch?v=2b9TeWBz7v4
PETISTAS EATING EACH OTHER

Acho que o branco distoa demais, deixa o D-pad vermelhou ou azul msm (ma real eu ja escolhi a azul como oficial)

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Espero que não, o Professor está idoso, ele deveria descansar e ficar perto da senpaiília em vez de vir pra cá consertar bosta que brasileiro fez.

This is also a cool flag, for having the ancap color scheme

We have 4 tho

HUE/KEK/NUT/QUEER

fuck the red fucks

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tem cor demais o preto precisa sair

Bolsoberg.

>His son is a Mossad agent.
>His Vice-President is a mixed guy that is preaching that mixed men and black men should breed only with white women to "whiten the race".
>His Vice-President is a high-ranking Freemason member, a Master Mason, he is being supported by the entire Freemason organization (www1.folha.uol.com.br/poder/2018/10/vice-de-bolsonaro-mourao-conta-com-apoio-de-irmaos-macons-na-eleicao.shtml)
>His Vice-President said they have plans to invade Venezuela already (youtube.com/watch?v=ZJWhpOqIxDI)
>Bolsoberg said he plans to cut down the Amazonia jungle and sell all the resources in it for the Americans (epoca.globo.com/em-encontro-com-empresarios-bolsonaro-indica-ser-favoravel-exploracao-comercial-da-amazonia-22975107)
>Bolsoberg promised to give the Alcântara Launch Center to the Americans (youtube.com/watch?v=xK4C75l69eY)
>Bolsoberg salutes the American flag and chants "USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!" (youtube.com/watch?v=8M1dUtgFd0g)
>powerful Jewish Israeli Rabbi sends his energy to Bolsonaro, the Israeli candidate (youtube.com/watch?v=RIm8NsC6_Vc)
>each member of the Bolsonaro family became a millionaire in the last decade. (opovo.com.br/noticias/politica/2018/01/patrimonio-de-jair-bolsonaro-e-filhos-se-multiplica-em-apenas-dez-anos.html)
>Bolsonaro accidentally admits him and his party received bribes from the one of the companies that used to give the most bribes, "Who doesn't receive bribes? everyone receives bribes" says Bolsonaro (youtube.com/watch?v=S5CS08R2u9U)
>Bolsonaro said that Bolsa Familia was a program to support vagabond people that didnt want to work, a program for the government to buy votes, and a program that was gonna damage the country's economy. NOW HE IS SUPPORTING IT and INCREASING IT by adding a 13th salary to it!

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t. Brainlet who doesn't know how geopolitics work

Ele não quer cargo politico, ja falou varias vezes que aceita no máximo ser um conselheiro.

Tudo indica que o da Cultura / Educação / Esporte será o Stavros Xanthopoylos

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Yes. Dont even joke
Go to your voting place, press 17 and return to home.

o que está em branco pinta de amarelo e o que está preto pinta de azul

youtube.com/watch?v=8eOlpyVkIXM

Luiz Philippe Presidente 2026

>brazilian ethnic diversity

Underrated smug burn

that was about Jackson, not Haddad

nenoticias.com.br/109729_vaiado-no-pt-jackson-diz-que-grupo--quote-o-mesmo-que-enterrou-deda-ainda-vivo-quot.html

too many colors make it look like an african flag

Poha, 77% caralho.
Nenhum advogado, juiz, promotor, ministério público pra investigar essa poha?
Toma no cu mesmo

This is a Brazilian thread about Brazilian politics, we have no beef against any other country, we have no standing armies in no other country whatsoever, why are you bringing shit that has nothing to do with Brazil as if it mattered?

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New polls lads, you won't be surprised

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PETISTA SAFADA

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>100K views
YES THE PRINCE IS GAINING NOTORIETY

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I doubt it. Ciro is a very easy man to attack, you can always prey on how absolutely unstable he is, and how he's a piece of shit, like how he treats this poor woman at a public hospital who made a honest question.
youtube.com/watch?v=ij5sCKw1RO8

Lei de Benford não é um bom indicar em relação as eleições desu

KEK I LOVE THIS ELECTION

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>torus not touching the borders
>rubbish

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If you are Christian stop with this, please.

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Cid Gomes chamando petista de babaca aos 2:50

youtube.com/watch?v=EOqg0Hs4IDw

esses Gomes não conseguem se controlar na moral kkkk

Grosseria do bem :S

>Jair " capitan de sudamerica " Basadonaro
>Angra

It doesn't get any better.

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Fuck the Prince
We need a warrior, a leader, not a princess

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Yo, how I get pitu t-shirt?

Didnt know pitu had a VR training for TIOZOES

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Take the cross out and its a winner.

t. leftist

Colors are perfect man. I think for the final touch you could romove the center cross and make the HUEs yellow too.

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Texas just sent an envoy to talk to him

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>Emissários do presidente do Chile, Sebastián Piñera, devem desembarcar no Rio nos próximos dias para um encontro com Jair Bolsonaro.

>O objetivo é declarar apoio ao presidenciável do PSL. Também quer se reunir com Bolsonaro o embaixador da Índia no Brasil, Ashok Das.

Clearly the inner cross should be red like the shrimp (and any proper holy cross) and the blue should go.

Fonte irmão? Kd a fonte disso?

Looks like Bolsonaro's best performing areas were the areas with a larger percentage of white Brazilians. Go figure.

>Good goy, but in 3 years come to iran to pay your debts with blood.
Brazil has to be careful with the new (((allies))) arising, the murican is right

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nah, too many colors and no cross would look way more aesthetic with the HUEs yellow too

Stavros=Cruz[em grego]

that's it? that's no fucking book, that's a pamphlet at best

the book is here, but only 1

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off yourself, is absolutely right, and anyone with at least half a brain knows that

drive.google.com/drive/folders/1UOX31ssUnY_NN82Zq_0BlPdorKfX_Y3x

esmaelmorais.com.br/2018/10/desiludidos-com-a-politica-ainda-podem-virar-o-segundo-turno-aponta-ibope/

LOOOOOOOOOOL

GET FUCKING REKT, FASCIST SCUM

YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What about now

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Red, yellow and green. How is that too many color? You can still have the yellow hue superposed on the holly cross

?
In what sense, that shit has nothing to do with us.
It would be the same as saying Brazilians did 9/11, or that we are the ones invading Europe, or the ones entering the US through the South of their border

That is unironically NOICE

also don't forget your reservist document
>EM CASO DE CONVOCAÇÃO DEVE APRESENTAR-SE IMEDIATAMENTE
kek we bout to die lmao

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I just cant wait when those fuckers try to do a quick robbery (saidinha) on a shop or pizzaria and gets this instead

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KEK

>Aliados de Haddad dizem que pesquisa mostra que onda conservadora estancou

>Brasília - Lideranças de seis partidos que formaram um frente de apoio à candidatura de Fernando Haddad (PT) disseram nesta segunda-feira (15) que o resultado da pesquisa Ibope mostra um estancamento da onda conservadora favorável a Jair Bolsonaro (PSL).

>Segundo pesquisa divulgada nesta noite, o deputado tem 59% dos votos válidos e Haddad, 41%, uma diferença de 18 pontos.

>No primeiro turno, Bolsonaro teve 46% dos votos válidos e Haddad, 29%. A diferença foi de 17 pontos.

>"O que significa a pesquisa? Que a onda conservadora estancou. É hora de apertar o ataque a ele [Bolsonaro] e começar uma nova onda", afirmou o líder da minoria na Câmara, José Guimarães (PT-CE).

>"Eu acredito que é perfeitamente possível", disse o presidente do PSB, Carlos Siqueira.

>A presidente nacional do PT, senadora Gleisi Hoffman (PR), disse que o resultado da pesquisa é fruto de um processo da "fábrica de mentiras", que distribui notícias falsas, as chamadas fake news.

>"Uma candidatura edificada em cima da mentira e da violência vai sustentar o governo de um país? É óbvio que não. Então, nós vamos para o enfrentamento desmascarar o que está acontecendo e vamos falar para a população", afirmou Gleisi.

>Para ela, também é "perfeitamente possível" reverter a situação.

>"Se não desse, a gente não se colocava aqui, determinados a fazer esta discussão com a população brasileira. O que está em risco é a democracia e os direitos do povo. Isso é importante dizer. São os direitos da população: trabalho, renda, as conquistas sociais que nós tivemos."

TIK TOK, NAZIS

YOU'RE GONNA GET REKT SO FUCKING HARD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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hahaha you fight each other instead of the system

no wonder murica is cucked.

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That's pretty good, i think we should CARRY ON with this version.

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