Millennials blamed for killing American cheese

It's really good on burgers, but it's not good for anything else.
Cheddar is king though, it's good on everything.

Pepper Jack > Colby Jack > Sharp Cheddar >>>>> cheese in a can > American cheese

(Actual real cheese is on a separate chart entirely)

They just need to add truffles to it and call it artisan slices and charge $27.99 /lb

right? like wtf that shelf stable salt scab is more expensive than a small slab of brick or young cheddar. I think millennial just figured out how to use a grater.

American cheese is shit but everyone defends it because it has “American” in the name. What’s wrong with Vermont or New York cheddar?

This

I fail to see the problem as a curiosity study I have a pack of that cheese in my fridge that's been there for half a year, no mold.

So yeah if you want to eat that plastic feel free, till then I'll keep buying my cheddar and provolone.

Based. American "cheese" is shit.

>fancy
>gouda

Literally only good for burgers

>If millennials didn't buy *consumer good* they would be able to afford property.
I'll buy edible plastic instead of cheese, that'll sort out the housing inflation you boomer bastards lumped us all with.

American cheese is fine on burgers, breakfast sandwiches, omelettes, etc. and anything where melting is desired, anyone who insists otherwise is a wannabe eurofag

t. someone who has eaten expensive cheese and wine plenty of times (but still isn't as pompous as these plebs)

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I like it on hot dogs but that’s about it

but it's more expensive and tastes like a slim-jim's cum.

I generally get swiss.

grilled cheese

This is true.

The article also says they're killing off velveeta and easy cheese and cheese whiz. But nobody ever stopped to point out a brick of velveeta is like $9. Great, if you want to make a bowl of queso for friends you've just spent $15 once you consider salsa, chips, and peppers, and other cheeses. Might as well go to a restaurant at that point.

it isnt even cheese it is hydrogenated vegetable oil

Cheddar is a shit tier cheese
American cheese is unironically better than cheddar.

>eating processed plastic """cheese"""

absolutely npc

american cheese isnt fine on anything, you may as well eat gutter oil, it literally is not cheese

brainlets dissing American cheese

American cheese is the distillation of everything that tastes good about cheese. I just ate a couple slices.

>American cheese is shit

Its still gooder on hamburgers

I love that shit. Eat it on crackers or sometimes just by itself.

Can we just have the boomers lined up and shot so we can abolish social security? Is this truly so much to ask?

American cheese literally tastes like smegma.

Parmesan (crisps) are where it's at.

American cheese is fucking great. Those other real cheeses have their place but American is versatile, has a great flavor, melts the best, etc. Millenials in all hoesntly probably cannot afford it

>Not eating based gorgonzola.

I like white American cheese. Great flavor, cheap, melts perfectly.

Fuck Kraft, am I supposed to feel sorry for them because people want better cheese than Kraft Singles?

FINALLY SOMETHING GOOD MILLENNIALS DID

American "cheese" can fuck off to the pit of hell it came from.

Based cheese. Can't make a good cheeseburger without it. Faggots who don't eat American cheese probably have to hire someone to change a flat tire

maybe if my mom didn't feed me that stuff, I'd be a CHAD
that stuff wasreally good to just grab out of the fridge and peel dat plastic and YUMYUMYUM!

>nypost.com/2018/10/11/millennials-blamed-for-killing-american-cheese/
>Kraft
>Kraft
>Kraft

If you want yellow cheese, store brand is objectively better than Kraft plastic

The real problem is megacorps like P&G sell overpriced garbage under these national brands and are consistently undercut by generic store stuff in price & quality.

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Dang really? Do you have a source to back that up?

I tried making an American Cheese toastie. The shit turned to liquid in half a minute. Became a sandwich of boiling milk.

I made this mistake last year. Making queso with velveeta. Velveeta and cheese whiz are way too expensive. Even the store brand alternatives are pricey considering what you’re paying for

>He doesnt eat bologna and american cheese on white bread

Fucking bourgeoisie

Because American cheese sucks ass.

you need to feed your kids spoiled butter and rotten meat if you want them to get BIG

You mean American processed cheese product?

my kids won't eat the stuff. it sits in the fridge for months

american food is so fucking disgusting

like american "mustard", what the fuck is that even

>baby loaf
Give me the full grown bearded loaf ya gringo

although there is 75% your kid is a shitlib NPC from birth sorry BUDDY

>american
>cheese
I swear they scrape this stuff off the bottom of the factory worker's boots and spray it with orange coloring dye.

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Tastes like snot.

based and boompilled

You wouldn't eat a big ass hero without a good ol cold slice of American

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>American cheese is melting away and apparently millennials are to blame.
>US sales of processed cheese brands like Kraft Singles and Velveeta have seen a drop of 1.6 percent this year
Kraft Singles and Velveeta are not American cheese

Look at the damned ingredients label.

>The popular dairy product has seen decreased sales for the fourth year in a row. US sales of processed cheese brands like Kraft Singles and Velveeta have seen a drop of 1.6 percent this year,
A drop of 1.6%!
AMERICAN CHEESE IS FUCKING DEAD YOU STUPID GOYIM HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO KRAFT
That stuff is for children's grilled cheese sandwiches and mcdonalds hamburgers, nothing more. Velveeta is fucking disgusting too, I don't know how people eat that shit.

Kraft singles aren't cheese, they're dairy slices or some shit. I didn't read the article because I'm fapping to brap porn while eating a block of swiss, and I wouldn't otherwise anyway, but I think they're talking about actual American cheese going away-

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It's at least 56% cheese

American cheese is shit, it's just a weak ass attempt to be cheddar, so just buy cheddar.

Yeah, Walmart and HEB brands are still like $7 for the brick, then you have to get cream cheese, evap milk, salsa, peppers, chips. Better off just buying premade queso.

>I can't cook because I'm an idiot

>tillamook cheddar
absolutely based and redpilled. t. Oregon

american cheese is the best cheese for cheeseburgers anyone saying otherwise isn’t an american

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cheddar is too greasy while melted on a burger u fucking scum

those hard hittin' stories

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>American (((Cheese)))

>confusing based american cheese with cheese food/cheese product

So many philistines.

American cheese sucks ass, and I cant say that as an American.

Can I still join the revolution of the proletariate if I stick an olive on a toothpick through my sandwich?

Kraft Deli Deluxe is their original process cheese, what is commonly called "American cheese." They still sell it. It's good. Unlike Krapt Singles.

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Colby jack is pleb tier

It is cheese, retards.

You're like a little baby bean, how cute. You want some cheese like a real burger?

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>gooder on hamburgers
I read gender
Is american cheese a gender?
Is cheesexual a thing?
Is american a gender?
so many questions so little time
is american cheese cheese?

>Implying a successful cheese toastie is an exemplar of cooking ability
Never had the issue with any other cheese.

>He doesn't drink his sandwiches

I thought you down under cunts were supposed to be tough, not a bunch of poofters?

>Became a sandwich of boiling milk.

There is no diary in American cheese

>propaganda to raise american cheese prices.
velveeta helped us win ww2 assholes
it still helps poor folk make some goddamn tasty grilled cheese.

You guys know American cheese has no actual cheese in it right? It's fake. It's solidified corn oil.

i actually enjoy american cheese, as long as its not the oil based crap you get in the lunch meat section of the grocery store.

goes well with ham and potato chips. i like to pregame my daily america burger with a slightly less potent version

>single slice american cheese is down 1.9 percent
HOLY FUCK SOMEONE WRITE AN ARTICLE

>doesnt even have the consistency of other cheeses.
Because it's not cheese. There is no cheese in it.
I'm always surprised how un-redpilled Jow Forums is about the American food system. Everything you eat is fake.

>if it's good enough for wartime rations, it's good enough for us!

>medium
Extra Sharp is where cheddar begins. The actually aged stuff is much sharper.

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>instead of some fancy gouda or brie
You could be buying some basic bitch cheddar, mozzerella, swiss, or provolone, and ALL OF THEM are a massive step up from fucking American cheese.

Its the one thing with "American" in the title that is unambiguously an embarrassment to our country.

They sell butter now. It's delicious. Also, much darker yellow.

>Millennials blamed
Because they don't like shitty cheese? Must be a slow news day at the Kremlin.

Hey what about Elizabeth Warren or Michael Avenatti?

>Deep under Springfield, Missouri, lies a cheese cave of industrial proportions, a 2-million-square-foot refrigerated warehouse called Springfield Underground. Since 2008, Kraft Foods has rented 400,000 square feet of the repurposed limestone mine as a massive distribution center, from which to ship 680-pound, Velveeta-bright barrels of Oscar Meyer meats, Philadelphia cream cheese, Velveeta pasteurized processed cheeses, Jell-O, and Lunchables.

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OK, I will start by saying that I love all cheese. I put cheese on almost everything. I also love American "Cheese" on things like burgers, and in grilled cheeses, and some other things. I was at the store with my boomer dad the other day, and he was looking for American cheese. I pointed to the Kraft, and he said
>Not that cheese, I want the good American cheese!
I was kinda dumbfounded, because everyone knows the best American "cheese" you can get is Kraft. So I asked him "what do you mean good American" He said
>The good American, the stuff that's not individually packaged. I want the pre sliced stuff that's separated with the wax paper!
"Pops, I don't think they make American cheese like that"
>YES THEY DO!
"You mean cheddar?"
>NO, AMERICAN!
"Pops, they really don't make American like that. They only make real cheese like that"
>AMERICAN IS REAL CHEESE!
"No it's not. It's processed cheese product, look" /shows hims many varieties of American, all say "Processed cheese product" on them
He eventually gave in and grabbed some Dutch Farms version of Kraft, but still didn't believe me. He continued to search the cheese aisle for the "good American" until I finally asked "what are you looking for?" he yelled at me
>I'M JUST LOOKING AT THE CHEESES!
Alzheimer's is a hell of a thing.

That's not cheese

>not drinking single malt scotch and eating manchego cheese and iberico jamon

let's cheese up this joint
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american is their own race and they've evolved differently due to their processed foods a d dysgenics