Rejected at he Border

>spurdo border guard

that's weird

was probably the thick stache

lying faggot! how about you tell complete story that you didn't have means to explain where money came from nor you had any receipt to show when you took out of a bank. Clearly that money came to you via shady means and for that reason it was confiscated so you can bring proof to court and then get it back for forfeit.

This sounds shady as fuck. You’re saying the US CBP confiscated your money, arrested you, and imprisoned you for 30 days based on trace amounts of drugs on the bills? I call bullshit unless you’re leaving out major, important chunks of the story.

>so I can buy tools
funny way to spell food, $18 avocado not having fucking displaced European. I hope you die
hate you "people"
a nation of NPCs

Attached: 741BCBE9-9C9B-45A7-982A-5BE6B041C046.jpg (500x490, 91K)

based and redpilled

Because your face

this guy
i believe this guy, because cartel
bet he posted with a kilo in his ass using airport wifi

what all i wanted to do was get some tools from harbor freight

fake and gay they don't test drugs on the money

lol my face

lmao not using bitcoin to transfer money across borders are you fucking nuts?

>harbor freight
oh.
consider it a blessing

sure you did faggot! Amazon delivers to Canada last I've checked

Attached: 1494547588776.jpg (500x455, 49K)

fuck amazon

this is either not a real story, or you really have some legal recourse here. you can contest that shit, get your money back and your legal bills paid. just be able to prove your habits and business

>not laundering your money

Why the fuck would you cross the border with more than $2000, undeclared, in cash when you, regardless of country, have resources to transfer that money via a wire?

Sounds shady as fuck. Thought with that said i'm sure i'm going to get V&'d pretty soon. I am actually kind of looking forward to it now.

right, because niggers like you don't have a bank account nor a drivers licence or anything else that proves your legality. Listen, you're not the first nigger that's trying to "legalize" his cash

Yeah, but 2,000 is like 15 bucks to most people.

>Not having a USD account and credit card

your an idiot. what kind of fool walks across any border carrying cash? put that shit on a pre paid debit card that's what they are for.

>mfw NPC synchronicity kicks in.

Attached: 1507444959387.gif (300x200, 1.57M)

So what is 15 bucks to most people?

Attached: 1509926054747.jpg (480x953, 323K)

fucking lol
are those thing?
lolololol

Attached: 1502826579894.jpg (925x1134, 589K)

Look buddy if you have enough money for that to be pocket change then you need to use a fucking credit card you mong

>howling
USA USA USA

Attached: swing.jpg (564x564, 99K)

>trace amounts of drugs on the bills
don't know how it got there. not mine. i don't do that shit.

a few is >=4

Yup, relatively common as well. Here's an example of what CIBC offers.

Attached: Screenshot_2018-10-16-01-18-19-1.png (1439x2050, 382K)

awesome howls man

>i don't do that shit.
I would suggest you give it a try. Just you, you fucking bran muffin.

don't want to be BUD. Broke, Useless, Depressed.

All American money has trace amounts of cocaine on it, all of it.
I think this is a clever tactic to let border patrol rob you

>Using the plastic jew
>Keeping your money in (((banks)))

selfish much?
we all hate to b around you.
if a drip could be square, and maple flavored... it would be you

Does your bank let you open accounts in both?

Your plastic bills are easier to keep clean and dont wrinkle so easily.

>"Clean," "sober," "straight edge" kind of guy, Go to the border with a few thousand in american bills, so I can buy "tools." Get rejected and bills confiscated due to "trace" amounts of cocaine, I "did not" put it there.

Attached: 1577298704324.jpg (1027x719, 109K)

no idea what you're talking about

polymers are based. can wash.

>sets out a fresh set of car hearts bib trousers and Molsen ham, for lunching

American laws are not as great as you seem to think you are.

This kind of shit is an everyday occurance and part of the reason people despise police officers in general.

Yeah, you just aren't having to constantly deal with conversion charges with a USD account, you can still use a normal Canadian credit/debit card in the US but you'll get a worse exchange rate

you are a hot item
bursting with personality

>American laws are not as great as you seem to think you are.

Sounds suspect. Might have to report this to DoD.

I knownthisnis a larp but for anyone who thinks this can happen get a grip. Well documented that cash has trace cocaine on it. That cannot be the basis for an arrest. Judges disqualfy it immediately. If op was arrested its probably because hes a faggot

checked
I have his IP and his name is Michael.

Attached: Michael.jpg (175x250, 7K)

maybe you should fuck off and stay home, hat

>Why don't you guys wash your money?
Because it sounds from your story like that is your job.

Attached: leaf_drone.gif (350x214, 1.86M)

also, OP has an unhealthy obsession with pizzagate "research"
Some pretty sick shit, that isn't for any cause

But what if I'm like OP and want those sweet sweet shitty harbor freight tools? Or any other American exclusive product for that matter.

cry more?
do not care about you

>goto border
>don't really give a fuck about getting in, expecting to get punted back so I can get waved through with my duty free booze and smokes
>my friend I usually do this with isn't with me
>his record ends any debate on crossing, he is always turned away
>they check mine
>they pull me in
>they say that since I have 2 indictable I can't enter the USA due to Moral Turpitude regulations
>I pretend that this bothers me, I am secretly happy it's going so well and plan to be at home drinking my face off in a few hours
>thank him for being a friendly fellow and say it's alright I'll see my great aunt when she comes up next year
>guard asks my great aunt's name
>I make a name up on the spot and say she's named Gertrude McLeod
>guard says he will see what he can do
>returns and tells me that he missunderstood my charge, break and enter to commit assault, and thought it was two charges
>welcomes me to the United States
>fucking fuck now I have to hang out in the USA for a few days or pay full duty upon early return
I figured that kicking in a goofs door and smashing him would disqualify me from entering the USA but nope.
They didn't even bring up the fact that I entered a bunch of times years earlier and there was definitely no record of me exiting since I returned home on skidoos full of fun.

You must look/talk like a faggot. Those guards really wanted to fuck with you.

...

Sorry you got the boot from the Babylonian thieves, I too have been robbed by them.

Sympathy aside, pic related.

Attached: foodmungus.png (800x704, 92K)

So why are you replying if you don't care?

>Go to the border
>few thousand in american bills
>current year

You're either shady or a dumbass and we want neither

OP was buying/selling drugs

I think you don't want money because you're poor

I do care about making you feel bad, and inferior.
A backhanded compliment, french man.

Honestly, tariffs aren't enough, an embargo would be more appropriate.

Attached: 1539373853071.jpg (800x662, 232K)

Says the WHITE NIGGER trying to buy a "Chicagochan Moterwerksan" angle grinder on the cheap.

cringe and leafpilled

fucking Harbor Freight?
lol
All those tools are made out of 911 tower scrap

WHAT THE FUCKKK

you DoD guys get fake offended so easily

>911 tower scrap
brutal, but very well could be true.

Nigger do you know how much shipping on fucking endless lbs of tools is? Fuck yaself it's only free under 75lbs

A fucking pittance you peasant

Find your own source for Chinese made DIY folding aluminum utility trailers.
Ours are full, snowback.

not all of us can afford snap on

you will pay in the end

some pigs could take your money though, and by the time you get it back it’ll either be all gone or you’ll have soent more than you lost.

hope this is ironic.

dare I say this is now a Harbor Freight thread?
I do buy a lot of abrasives there, for so little American dollars.
The returns section is THE BOMB. Built half a wife from the DC motors salvaged there

nope. pure mule

then he’s fucking retarded.

any anons need a coupon for a two ton jack?
good 'till December

totally

bump?(use my dollar)

bump
youtube.com/watch?v=y4zr3ZPSDac

and let PM me for a 1/98th HP drill press coupon

every leaf crumbles in the end

Really makes you think

>counts 4k of stolen syrup bucks
>starts car
>heads to Harbor Freight for a new table saw and "USA knuckle duster" brand socket set

he definitely does know better, he's the one who stole your shit lol

why not open a USD bank account with a cdn bank and then withdraw the cash in the states?

You know... At first I was cool with OP. Seemed like a hard working guy trying to catch a break.
THOSE DAYS ARE OVER!
Not my fault they elected a gay man that can't terrif good.
FUCK UM
DL pic, faggot. Sleep with it under your pillow and pray to Santa.

Attached: screen-shot-2014-09-30-at-103729-ampng-22c6d7ae2d4498c6.png (454x365, 301K)