Will the chance of a Republican House be ZERO by election day?
I. Just. Can't.
So many skinhead incel fuckwits here in denial.
Can't wait to hear the collective dry heaves of a hundred million scared white boys cramped over the shitter when the House flips, and the Democrats' margin just keeps growing on election night.
We ARE going to impeach the orange fucking asshole and Kav too, and there's NOTHING you can do.
Do yourselves a favor: stay the fuck home on November 6th.
Why even waste the gas going to the polls just to be beaten this badly? :)
Daily Reminder that most of these le based "gen Z" voters that the tards on here rave about are actually younger millennials who are solidly blue. Gen z in reality is even more blue than any generation in the past 100 years. It's over.
Totally not even worth the time for Dems to vote, you may as well stay home and Netflix and chill with a lead like that. Let the Repubs waste their day by running off to the polls when they do not stand a chance!
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I'm begging you to impeach Trump and Kavanaugh. Please also push for open borders and try to ban hate speech. Perhaps you should start assaulting white people in the streets as well. Do everything you can to disenfranchise every single white male. Only then will the conditions be right for us to permanently remove you.
I can't wait for the meltdown when the Dem House majority doesn't happen.
Julian Brooks
I'll never understand why these polls exist. What is the point? Do they think that it'll discourage republicans from voting? >oh no we only have a 15% chance so I guess I'll just stay home instead of taking 20 minutes to go to a church that's 3/4 of a mile away and vote
Is it just meant to encourage Democrats? >wow we have an 85% chance hahaha fuck you republicans
It's like watching a chart showing the %chance of a football team winning instead of watching the actual game.
>"THERES NO WAY TRUMP WILL GET ELECTED" >"DRUMF IS GETTING IMPEACED" >"ASSAD MATTERS" >"THERE IS NO WAY KAVANAUGHH WILL GET ON SUPREME COURT" >"NO WAY THERE WILL BE REPUBLICAN HOUSE!"
God the liberal tears are going to be delicious. You can stop believing in Santa Clause right after you stop believing in bullshit media polls. They lie to you. Like last time.
Aaron Clark
Politics aside, I'm voting Republican just to continue to piss off CNN and other smug establishment journalists. They think they are so smart and powerful and they still need be humbled. I can't wait to see their dumb faces. I'll be voting and I'll be paying as many illegal aliens as I can pick up from Home Depot to vote Republican.
Jackson Peterson
It's from FiveThirtyEight. Although they were wrong about Hillary too.
Jordan Harris
Cannot wait for election day. The alt-light salt will be incredible.
If you look at it nationwide, sure. Shitlib districts will come out in big numbers to shitlib. Good for them Once you remove those from the equation and focus on the races that are actually in play, the GOP is up.
It doesn't matter if 100% of california votes for hillary or if 51% votes for her. Dems are hyping this because they are fucked. If they were not fucked they wouldn't be pushing this so hard.
Isaac Kelly
Top kek the better Republicans poll in the house the worse odds he gives them. This will be another Nate Silver getting BTFO
Dominic Smith
Haha, believe it if you need it. Dykes' on suicide watch.
Gabriel Reyes
Polls are polls. Votes are votes. But for the non-shitposting liberals reading, you may very well live to regret the 2018 Blue Wave. Democrats have always outkicked their coverage. They always think this year is The Year that their socialist dreams come true. And they always go on a tear, banning this and taxing that, and then everybody who can either gets the fuck out or votes for any dumb motherfucker who isn't a Democrat. You guys learned the wrong lesson from the 2016 election. The lesson is not that so many Americans are so stupid that they'd elect Trump into office. The lesson is that your standard Democrat and Republican politician is so awful that Trump looks like a reasonable alternative.
Henry Miller
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Justin Wilson
Based and blackpilled
Luis Price
Just had a wicked flashback to the time when AOL users got access to Usenet. Mexico just scored a GOOOOOOOOOL
Cooper Brooks
I love this pasta.
Levi Jones
Won't make it that far. Stop dreaming. Get right with Jesus before you find yourself burning in hell.
"I-it's over... D-drumpf is finished..." Says increasingly SEETHING man for the 700th day in a row.
Let's recount the great dem losses in the last two months alone
1: North fucking Korea is cooperating with SK so fully that they are actually in the process of dismantling the DMZ borders and cooperating with any US inspections- Unprecedented shit all done by the "BIG ORANGE DUMMY" when the worlds smartest ape couldn't even get china to wave at him for 8 years.
2: Kavanaugh confirmed and the entire shitshow made everyone even more aware of how full of shit and unhinged the left is.
3: Stormy daniels has to PAY TRUMP legal costs for libel - So all that delicious gofundme money from the REEsistance is going to the orange man himself.
4: Oboy O'beto is literally getting begged for refunds/redistribution to the DNC because even the hopefuls are certain he's going to lose.
5: Elizibeth Warren literally proving they are less native american than your average amerimutt and being ACTUALLY DISOWNED by the Cherokee Nation.
6: Michael Moore the living bacon blimp himself admitted they're all going to lose this time around.
7: Trudie and the leaf gang got blown the fuck out on NAFTA after having their dumb sitcom style "Squad photo" posted all around bragging about his elite negotiation team.
And that's just off the top of my head without even digging for the less visible stuff.
It is a fucking repeat of two years ago. They can't seem to pull their own heads out of heir asses long enough to realize that no one cares about them anymore.
Parker Powell
I'm less optimistic about GOP chances to keep the House than I was about Trump winning, but I don't think it's going to be as good a night for them as they expect.
Jeremiah Ross
Yup, all of this. I live in liberal la la land CA and the democrats I know are all demoralized as fuck after the kavanaugh shit. They can't defend democrats on it... especially the democrat senators. They see it, they can't deny it to themselves. It was too blatant. Corey booker, feinstein, the whole lot of them. They all say they are just going to not vote.
Jonathan Wright
People here are still stuck in 2016. They think pollsters haven't adjusted their models since. The fact that the polls were accurate after 2016 elsewhere, and all Jow Forums favoured parties under-performed (or more correctly, performed as expected in the polls) simply does not register to the average Jow Forumsack.
> Bebraska 2? What happens when muh diversity makes a spreadsheet.
Hudson Lopez
>everyone who is on the "fuck trump" train >ask them if they are registered to vote >"nahh man, im not gonna add to the system" >bluewavefail.jpeg >mfw
Somewhat irrelevant, doesn't keep Infowars fans from liking Q
Josiah Watson
And the Infowars fans that do like Q are retarded. Honestly, I'm a bit of an Infowars fan, but I wouldn't call Infowars fans the smartest people.
Brody Morgan
Thank you based Romanian. I have been trying to talk sense into all these t_d redditors all night.
Joseph Walker
I may be an incel, but I've been taking mega-doses of Vitamin E. I am literally shooting holes in the ceiling when I jack off. Literally. Meaning I'm being literal about this.
>Did 2016 not teach everyone a lesson? Not just 2016. There was a predicted blue wave in 2014 too. At the time, they were reflective enough to suspect it was right-leaning people reacting to the increasingly extreme left. By 2016, they appear to have lost that self-awareness.
Bentley Nelson
i wonder if such overt lying such as these bogus polls could be litigated as voter suppression literature
>Will the chance of a Republican House be ZERO by election day? OK. Assume the democrats win the house The republicans will hold the senate. This trend is reversed in the senate. This means that there will be complete and total governmental gridlock. More than this, the supreme court is now unbalanced, with 4 conservatives and 3 liberals. Tensions will only rise from this. Follow it up with a 2020 presidential election and we're going to see 2016 2 electric boogaloo, complete with riots, only worse this time.
Stupid faggot thinks the house can remove Kav. Has no understanding whatsoever about how government works. Also believes Nate Silver will rise again. What a worthless faggot.
Blake Cruz
THEY CALL ALABAMA THE CRIMSON TIDE CALL ME DEACON BLUES
Owen Sullivan
I am a democrat and think that we will lose the midterms. There will be a republican house and senate. All signs point to it. You all can thank our politicians getting so riled up by the minority sjw wing of our party for your victory come nov 6. Hopefully the party reforms thereafter this is getting out of hand
Dominic Bailey
That chick looks like if a 10" trout grabbed the line she'd fall right out of the boat. Anyway, here's hoping the Dems get beat again.
Lucas Taylor
I've followed politics since the mid nineties, in that time leading up to an election I've never seen republicans leading in the polls. They've won a lot of elections though and everyone always acts like it was a surprise, a last minute surge nobody saw coming.
Julian Thompson
I think the democrats lost their window of time to reform and survive. They really needed to do that after 2016. I think they've lost control and it's to late. I'll be shocked if they have a viable candidate for 2020.
Elijah Murphy
Nate Silver is still in business? I guess the well sure is deep for white men in the democratic party.......
Leo Fisher
I don't know whether to believe the (((forecasts))) or not but either way I win, I think
If the republicans win, I get to watch a bunch of butthurt fag redditors cry about muh evil republicans.
If the democrats win, I get to watch a bunch of REEEEing butthurt fag Jow Forumstards threaten civil war on Jow Forums and end up doing nothing
Either way, I get to laugh.
Hudson Campbell
Dude, I used to be solidly liberal dem, like a lot of other people on here, until I started noticing how unrealistic all the socialist ideas were and the obsession with identity bullshit. Literally earlier tonight I was talking to my hyper-liberal mom about a girl and she interrupts me mid story to tell me about how 'girl' is an offensive term because it implies small, weak, naive, and most importantly, lesser to men. I was completely astonished at this utter mindfuckery and it only strengthens my resolve to watch liberals drown in their own shit.
Josiah Morgan
Spbp
Noah Martinez
The methodologies are public and they still oversample dems.
Nicholas Scott
>It's like watching a chart showing the %chance of a football team winning instead of watching the actual game. Lefties hate watching the actual game right now, their team keeps losing this season.
Noah Allen
>35+ seat gain In their fucking dreams, they can't even be realistic about their likely wins, they have to blow those up to retarded proportions as well. It's like they love being disappointed.
it's not really news, opposition usually wins seats in midterms, actually it's the natural order of things pendulum swings one side then another and back again
First off I don't give much weight to polls since that's how the MSM manipulates opinions, by cherrypicking who is polled and then spinning the results. Second this graph indicates a very minimal slope and is almost a straight line. Third OP is a faggot.
Logan Lee
>I am a cocksucking faggot race traitor Doesnt it sound vile when you say it our loud, traitor?
Connor Ortiz
Isn't that the same (((forecasters))) who told us that Hillary had a 98.5% chance of winning the general election?
