If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.
If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique...
Isaac Hughes
Zachary Taylor
>we miss you
But I like it here
Ethan Moore
>Please wake up
how?
Alexander Lee
You forgot to tell me how to wake up, retard.
Liam Edwards
Signed, Have a fap?
Jaxon Rogers
user, I....
Adrian Ross
It is you in a coma. This was our only way of getting through to you. However, your waking life was even worse than this one. We recommend that you do not wake up
Nicholas Carter
Whoever wrote this message. You are currently in a dream and you wrote this message with your subsconsciousness to communicate with us. We want to tell you to please wake up, we miss you.
Easton Brown
Owen Hernandez
I mean, I'm still pretty sure I died in 2014, so thank you for that I'm trying to wake up but cannot
Jose Davis
Sometimes this timeline does feel like a dream
Austin Robinson
>we miss you.
Ahahahahah you had me going until right here where you fucked up
Kevin Sanders
henlo
Hudson Murphy
I belong in the Reich, what happened to my fatherland
Christopher Roberts
Alexander Cooper
I go to the most despicable remote place on the internet and you faggots still find me.
Carson Perry
based how is it on the other side? still have niggerS?
Andrew Thomas
So I really did OD in 2010? This coma fantasy is pretty comfy, I don't want to wake up
Josiah Morales
Ha jokes on you I'm an NPC
Owen Lee
This bothers me a little because 10 years ago I remember this saying "you've been in a come for 10 years" and now its 20
David Campbell
Dominic Cooper
kek
Thomas Torres
I can not wake up in my own you must wake me up
Charles Wilson
Oh God, I hope this works! Don’t believe anyone who tells you that you’re stuck in a coma for 20 years and you need to wake up. It’s a trick! They’re trying to harvest your brainwaves for their AI pseudo-hive mind. Fight it, user!
Justin Reyes
Heheheh...eheh.....
Jacob Powell
Eh ya I was in a massive wreck before and sustained a traumatic TBI. You are joking if you think I can just wake up though LOL.
Fuck it mayne, how do you know you aren't the one who is dead or in a coma?
Xavier Brown
tfw im actually an npc in your game
Luis Wilson
>Please wake up
Implying anyone can leave
Christopher Ortiz
Please wake me up. These coma jews are the worst.
Dylan Hall
ok so who just jacked me off while I was in my coma?
Jace Young
The Owls are not what they seem.
Dominic Lee
What if we're all just imaginary npc's in some guys dream? What if this message is a genuine attempt to wake him up? We should do everything we can to keep coma guy from waking up.
Landon Carter
But I am le tired
Grayson Long
What if that's the wrong decision. The VERY wrong decision. Something is wrong.
Luke Anderson
If he wakes we die
Logan Morris
Ok. You will have to know this. It's an easy one. What are my parents names?
Zachary Wood
Richard and Lequeisha
Landon Peterson
BZZZT
Bentley White
Don't start with owls. You'll make me believe
Gavin Bell
Tell me how long my dick is and how much money I have outside this coma I'm in.
Chase Reed
Whats owls
Jordan Foster
fuck off niggers I'm making hella bank in this coma right now, i don't wanna wake up to no hospital bills
Andrew Torres
The black image white text version is much better
Oliver Parker
How do I know that life outside the coma isn't worse than life inside the coma? I'll take my chances and stay in my comfy basement.
Josiah Nguyen
please just pull the plug
Jose Smith
I wish I could wake up from this degenerated hellscape.
Blake Rogers
It's to late for this shit right now /x/
Hunter Thompson
user, we can't let you do that
if you go, our simulation ends. you are the key to the simulation
Ayden Diaz
lol, i wish
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Jackson Reed
It's alright, secretly he likes it here, he's comfy because all his rationalisations are true. Every wonder why the timeline keeps jumping? He's editing his own matrix.
Brayden Gomez
It's comfy here.
m.youtube.com
Samuel Gomez
Nicholas Baker
Joshua Hernandez
Then wake me from this fucking nightmare OP! HOW THE FUCK DO I WAKE UP INSIDE
youtube.com
Brody Murphy
>people missing me
Heh. Nice try, fictionlord.
Jose Watson
Yeah I think this might be true. But irefuse to give up hope yet, Germany. You should hope too.
This time, together? A land where our race can never die?
Jack Nelson
Pull the plug
Jack Hughes
>Please wake up, we miss you.
Was believable until this part
Jayden Lopez
I've watched total recall, I know how this shit goes
Dylan Edwards
Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin
Jordan James
>Please wake up, we miss you.
fuck you all, kill me, my existence is fucking pain.
Andrew Baker
No wonder we are all NPCs...it’s nice to finally meet the actual guy. What’s it like?
Isaac Harris
>we miss you.
hahahahaha sure faggots
Jaxson Johnson
>in a coma
>can't imagine My ideal world with All my 2S walrus loving me
0/10 would not coma again.
Kevin Hall
Its a trick! The aliens are harvesting your thoughts! We put you in stasis along with the rest of the survivers in order to spare you. If you resist our programming, you will be vulnerable. Beware of shills. They are trying to align your brain waves with their disruption frequency. Whatever you do: STAY COMFY.
Joshua Cruz
important question from the other side... has tinder created a filter for race yet? The sheboons and niggresses make me throw up my morning protein bar and coffee.
Dominic Reed
I'm too high for this thread right now
Easton Adams
>2D waifus