OK dog fuckers, you really have no excuses here; explain your fat Rambos!
Why are Canadian Special Forces Soldiers fat?
Grayson Adams
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Juan Peterson
So they don't have to lug around a bunch of food. They just run off their fat reserves.
Dylan Perez
i hate canadians as much as the next guy, but i need to say that my physical performance, including my endurance, is much better when i am maybe 20% bf
and it's not a function of calories. i can be fasting but as long as i have the bodyfat, i am strong as fuck and have infinite energy for work and the gym
in other words, this is what peak performance looks like
David Evans
Muffin tops; I wonder if their buddy died from going on a slow jog?
Nicholas Davis
>Peak Performance
Sebastian Hernandez
so they underestimate the real civilian threat
Isaiah Williams
Oof
Nathan Anderson
>20% bf
>peak performance
/plg/ pls go and stay go
Jonathan Gutierrez
20% might be an improvement for some of these fattie faced "elite" troops
Aaron Mitchell
Dylan Taylor
Jace Roberts
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Fat!
Fat!
Fat!
Sebastian Price
Camden Thompson
John Ortiz
>National Guard
>In thread making fun of fat Spec Ops
>Still US Marine laughing
KYS autistic Nigel
Landon Morgan
Jason Parker
Evan Lee
US Marines, you say? How extremely faggy.
Julian Foster
Can we get this Polish faggot banned for spamming already. Jesus Christ, not even I hate Canada this much. Sage.
Wyatt Butler
This is my AIDS. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My AIDS is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Jonathan Roberts
Bentley Gonzalez
Henry Robinson
Logan Moore
>Kicked your asses US Revolution
>Kicked your asses War of 1812
>Saved your asses WWI
>Saved your asses WWII
>Saved your asses in Helmand Province
Yeah fuck off you tea nigger
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Luke Cox
Easton Murphy
Ryder Barnes
Cameron Smith
Rank
Robert Long
We are eating too much. Food is too easy to acquire. The moment we stop exercising we need to limit intake. Probably worse for military the moment they are not working their ashes off.
Jose Davis
>9gag
is that shit still around?
Cameron Lewis
>an american calling people fat
Isaac Edwards
Didn't a Canadian recently land the record for longest sniper shot? Stop shitting up this board plz.
(Polite sage)
Cameron Jones
Ya, they can afford to eat.
Jose Foster
Did village stability operations with ODA when I was an army infantryman. They had a fat 18 b (weapons sergeant) who never really dismounted, manned a minigun custom outfitted on an MATV turret, and would portable mortar mother fuckers.
He was a good warrior.
Jayden Jones
>amerimutt education
Daniel Nelson
This one seems to be in shape.
Cooper Gomez
>Kicked your asses US Revolution
You lost every battle until the French stepped in and saved your ass.
>Kicked your asses War of 1812
You lost the war completely. Your invasion of Canada was routed by a handful of militia. Your navy was wiped out. Your country went bankrupt and the New England states tried to secede rather than fight us.
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>Saved your asses WWI
You stepped in at the last minute after we'd already won so you could get a seat at the peace talks.
>Saved your asses WWII
We'd already defeated the Luftwaffe and the Kriegsmarin without you. Then we defeated the Germans in Africa without you. On D-Day, we took two beaches. You took two beaches. Canada took one beach. Which country is underperforming there? Yours.
>Saved your asses in Helmand Province
We were in Afghanistan because you activated Art. 5 of the NATO Treaty and literally begged us to save your ass.
Luke Anderson
We let you Amerisharts foot the bill
like the CUKS YOU ARE
pay up pay piggies
my borders need defending
and you will CONTINUE to PROTECT US
because if you dont
well... lets just say it wont be pretty
Wyatt Morgan
He can't be Canadian. He's wearing an American uniform.
Noah Price
>yellow stars
What desert shithole did he stop that flag from being burned in?
Cameron Carter
>little brother salutes you while wearing a horse costume
>salute him back while maintaining a thousand yard stare
What kind of gay shit did that sailor see on his first deployment?
Grayson Mitchell
So you're basically proud of being Israel tier parasites? Kinda like not working out or buying a gun because you live next door to Chad Thundercock; no wonder the locals hate us whenever we go through Kingston to fuck your women!
Anthony Davis
You literally just confirmed everything I said autistically with the exception of being delusional about 1812 and thinking Juno was anymore than a sandy hill guarded by Hitler Youth and starving Soviet POW's
Hunter Reed
they're so good nothing's a reall challenge anymore so they get fat even doing rambo shit just like madara could wear a samurai armor and kick everyone's ass, duh, everyone knows that it's a fact
Jace Adams
Blubber is a requirement to pass the extreme cold environment training
Luke Sanchez
EAT ANOTHER ONE, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS! NOTHING WRONG WITH A LATE NIGHT DOUGHNUT
Grayson Powell
Canadian special forces
Jonathan Peterson
Fat!
Fat!
Fat!
Asher Gray
You're not fun, you're fat!
Matthew Cox
Can confirm last ITX at 29 Palms there was a shitload of fat Canadians. They were so fascinated when Marines drilled they would go to the comm school in the afternoon just to watch them march back to the barracks like they’ve never seen it before
Ryan Robinson
Yeah I am, you fat faggots globalnews.ca
>1 sniper gives bragging rights to the entirety of your fat garbage army filled with autistic bugmen
>You have to be in shape to snipe
Charles Perry
Kek that guys arrest pretty much jump started the war against the pedo cabal.
Canada is such a shithole. He even got off on his pedo collection by pleading guilty to the underwear murders, he was the leader of a pedo ring. It's people like him that are being rounded up, they used to be the wet ops guys for the elite, but now they are generally toothless and have to ban memes and pay millions to keep the facade going.
Fucking satanshits
Nathaniel Gray
Holy fuck that's sad
Jaxson Baker
Nice troofs bruv too bad americans are low int builds. We should have given these mongs the blankets instead of the indians.
Brayden Anderson
>YFW you're too fat to carry the coffin
Jose Hill
Treehugger meme flag faggot again....get a fucking job you virgin neet
John Torres
Thanks for Helmand, faggot
Thomas Flores
that guy is old sargent. He is too old for combat so they let him get fat.
The actual troops are women and fags led by weed dude lmao
Camden Harris
>special forces
That's a pencil pusher for the JTF
Ryan Adams
>The actual troops are women and fags led by weed dude lmao
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Kayden Gonzalez
Marsoc has supply Marines, how come they don't get fat?
William Howard
Someone shoved a horse cock up his ass
Nicholas Watson
Why would you lie?
That's clearly CADPAT and the special forces beige beret (not to be confused with the red one that the CANSOR wears).
Christian White
Your welcome guvna, apples and pears.
Dylan Gonzalez
5 years and all you idiots controlled was one PB in Sangin and a giant base in the middle of nowhere (Bastian) you're ALMOST as pathetic as the Germans and the Canadians