She was very sad after she lost her hamster. A few days later Ted was in the kitchen making
a pulled pork sandwich when he heard scratching in the walls. He cut open a hole in the wall and freed the hamster. Look upon her sultry expression; Ted is truly an American hero.
Now say something nice Jow Forums.
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She better not grow up to be a spoiled whore
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Thank you for a happy story.
Does anyone work for CSI here? Can you enhance this picture? Quick, it's only getting blurrier!
She likes butter.
IT'S ONLY GETTING BLURRIER! WORK FASTER, GOD DAMN IT
She's so cute, I'd give her my hamster, if you catch my drift.
You can't even see her anymore...
Yeah, a very cute hamster indeed.
kek
No
"Sultry" is not a good word to use regarding a child.
she looks a bit jewy
What did he mean by this?
DAMN IT NOTHING'S WORKING!
Now where's that hamster, honey...
>those look surprisingly tasty
i need to eat something today
>CleanYourRoomIntensifies
yes
what a genuinely nice story. the Beto faggot riding around on skateboards has nothing on something wholesome and blessed like this.
FIX THAT WALL!!!
Bento Box O' Rorschach's got nothing on the Zodiac and his cute daughters. Skateboarding is gay, rescuing hamsters is based and redpilled.
>FIX THAT WALL!!!
He will hire some guys that speak no English to do that.
Based Ted
When i was like 7 years old i lost my 1 year old golden hamster while i took him out of cage to play around the house and i was very sad then 3 days later in middle of the night while i was sleeping i heard something scratching and moving around under the blanket and it was him. Cant put it in words how happy i was to see my buddy alive and well.
>>Now where's that hamster, honey...?
Look for it up Michael Moore's anal cavity.
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Brings a small tear to my eye m8
Who has spare brains laying around? I don't want to know.
Too old
jesus no wonder she lost it. clean your fucking room.
Pineal glands, bro. Gotta get that adrenochrome.
ugh, thoes fake teeth. damn doctor did a horrible job or she just doesnt brush.
Reminded me of this
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Based
probably some prop artist for movies
Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop, then reverse and get me a printout.
How old is she, 18?
This #CruzMissile can't be stopped
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>Posts loli on 4chins
....this isn't going to end well, is it?
When I was a small child I accidentally drowned a guinea pig in a wading pool. Extremely traumatizing and now years later I'm on Jow Forums.
Lucky kid.
>When I was a small child I accidentally drowned a guinea pig in a wading pool.
Greentext.
Based Ted had hot milf porn on his Twitter. Truly a conissoure
Welcome to Jow Forums. You are here forever.
id hit it, with a spic
Helping hand to a fellow Rodent bro.
kek
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>daughter of a famous guy
She will.
>THERE
>3rd row, second to last pixel
>zoom in!
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.
That was long long time ago... I hope he is in hamster heaven now, running on his wheel and rolling around in his sawdust.
so basically american houses get owned by hamsters. alrighty
Best part is that the porn star looks like his wife. What a wholesome faggot.
>this thread
Based Ted!
Designed by Jews (as few materials as possible for maximum profit) and built by Mexicans.
his cuck porn is the man fucking another woman
so chad
we lost our hamster in a wall too, had to let a rope down and eventually the stupid little shit climbed up it
i dont know why I laughed so hard at this
Kek
kek
Ted ate a fucking ham and cheese sandwich on sandwich day
is he signalling to us he prefers based Viking Heaven food to filthy Jewish/Molochian Devil food