She's right you know

>this bio got me laid

She thought it was a funny joke..
It wasn’t a joke.

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Shouldn't she be right about her own biggest fear user?
> ``wifebeater festival but ok''

lmao good job user
im proud of you son

if you scream MAGA only as you finally throb off inside her, does it make it retroactive rape

cognitive dissonance is so painful to NPC roasties that they would rather meet a left wing serial killer then a normal wholesome right wing Trump supporter.

Whats she look like?

>biggest fear is meeting someone from tinder
Should be pretty easy to avoid that.

>I voted for Trump
>Flag

God damnit, user. You got me again.

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>Mummy always says "Just be yourself"
>think she's full of shit like always
>Leaf poster confirms it actually works
>mfw going to be drowning in pussy tonight

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Her biggest fear is using her salsbury meat pocket to nab a man who has money only to find out he’s the assistant night manager at Taco Bell.

If i was you, id never admit to this

>I banged the literal bottom of the barrell
>I lied and snieveld like a weasel to fuck some blue haired hambeast

You dont see me boasting about my blonde tradcon girlfriend who agrees with everything i say, to the point she moved away from her family to live with me, ensuring i have total control over her. Well now i am, but only because you made me.

Im not attacking you. Im just worried.

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I might as well try doing that too. Was the girl cute? It was a girl right?

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Guy I know struggled to get dates, always friendzoned, he finally gave up and "be'd himself" and talked about how much of a lonely virgin he was and ended up fucking the girl who friendzoned him for a few weeks. Solid 8/10

Then everyone clapped

I know, I didn't believe it either.
I literally clapped and congratulated him when it happened.

dog its easy pussy, and none of them were hambeasts, just 7-9/10 thots

>meeting up w someone off Tinder
>What if they're a... Trump suporter?

how bout you ask before you decide to meet a complete stranger you stupid bitch

She was eighteen, I’m 24.
Blonde hair, from out of town. Loved memes & was a total complete thot who loved being called daddy and getting smacked in the face.

4/10 desu senpai

She loved being called daddy and punched?

Abstente ballot.

Helped keep nueces county in TX red

Yeah. Thats the modern women.

I can't get past the part where she liked it when you, and presumably other desperate men, referred to her as daddy. What brings a woman to that point?

>a total complete thot who loved being called daddy
How big was her dick?

Everyone in this thread is a degenerate and should be gassed.

Literal daddy issues I assume.

That and high milage of cock taken.

a young woman who never had a father growing up

>i disagree
OMG YOU SUPPORT RAPE?

>i agree
YEAH WOO FUCK TRUMPH

I second the brit and in ww3 the weimer jews are getting it first

How long are they going to push their shit? Literally nothing they feared happened. Why are they still pretending that the world is ending tomorrow?

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Umm... are you me.

>be 26
>go back to school because I didnt like trade school and I wanted to be young on the governments dime
>theres a pink, short hair, naked girl in my bed sleeping
> 22 years old tight pussy
>fucking her to piss off another sjw girl I was fucking a week ago. Had red and yellow hair
>I've been literally ask to fuck someone's girl friend already
>I convinced some girl to cheat on her husband with me
>I've fucked a stripper already
>the reaccuring theme that ever girl says to me is that I'm really smart (mostly because I know how to repackage slight red pills like bill o'riley).
>all this young pussy because I have long hair, pretty good at guitar and hang out at open mics, and (thanks to pol) can manipulate every SJW to the point I feel like a psycho path. I'm also like a 7/10 (I'm only 5"9...)

I'm from a post industrial town in the midwest and I feel I've moved to sodom and Gomorrah. But, somehow I've been trained to fucking manipulate everyone before hand. I feel I'm losing all my mortality though, and I've gotten back into partying (drinking and doing coke all night). These liberal towns really get to you. I came here to study and get into law school but, honestly I just wanna start another band. Not to be a christ fag but, the devil can corrupt you and everything you stand for. No matter how much scripture you've read. Hes fucking everywhere and I'm failing every test. Well... that's the analogy I have for it anyways...

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I know you wont believe me but this story is 100% true
>meet girl on tinder
>meet up
>have a good time at dinner, hang out, and are out walking around and chatting
>this is when the north korea thing was going on
>get a message from my friend with the letter kim wrote to trump
>oh my god you're a trump supporter?
>yeah, shocking right? who knew nazis were such cool people?
>have a little back and forth about it
>tell her "I'm not going to try to change your mind about him, but you asked me as question and I told you the truth fully expecting a negative reaction, would you prefer I lie to you about it just to trick you into liking me?"
>end up fucking her later that night

its pretty funny really, they hate trump so much on the outside but can't stay off the dicks of his supporters