Brit/pol/ - The Chronicles of Ngubu

So your North is our South?

My Irish housemate. He's just a rude fuck. Already driven two lovely housemates out because he's an antagonistic prick and now he's started on the new ones because they are 'forrins' (meaning they have a darker skin tone than his) and they...and I quote "are always watching TV in the living room"....Well Phil that's because its a fucking communal area you cunt*.

He's attempting a coup d'etat in the house in regards to...I kid you not....whether or not housemates should be allowed to fridge magnets on the fridge and how long someone has access to the kitchen for.

All his friends are Irish, he only goes to Irish bars, he only watches RTE on television and only listens to Irish music.

I mean really, you live in London and have done for 15 years, so try to integrate. And he's not the only Irish person I have met that is like this. A lot of them seem to be so isolationist and only hang around with their own nationality and militantly make everyone aware of it.

It's odd as a half Irish person myself I don't know why people do this.

You’re a very cringy individual

You back in the car?

Tfw Social credit score is too low to get sky

Nope, I’m a functional member of society

How's your little one?

twitter.com/MattChorley/status/1052823999137366016

BREXIT BTFO

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No. Not at all. They’ve been making that up for a very long time. Southern towns are scruffy as fuck, all big eared farm boys, London’s black. They are just NPCs that repeat the BBC London is superior BS.

>They’ve been making that up for a very long time.

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The angl* is born to Pay to Die for Israel.

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>Tommy Sheklestein greeting the goyim troops before the start of the NATO-Iran War 2020

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Think a British equivalent of the rust belt.

Imagine being this intimidated by cadets lol

Why would you ask about his penis, weirdo.

Could you post Sloop1.jpg please.

>Imam Asim Hafiz, Islamic religious adviser to the armed forces, said "any form of racism, discrimination or extremism is taken extremely seriously and will be dealt with accordingly".
>Islamic religious adviser to the armed forces
Lmfao

Based Michael Caine making remainer cucks cry bitch tears.

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Why can’t I just buy a boat a bum around the Caribbean for my days

Do a top gear and convert the Kia.

This is called a _________

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Lounge suite

Driving home from work today and realised the futility of it all

I'll never meet someone
I'll never get married
I'll never reproduce

When I get old I'll have nothing. My life savings and assets won't even go to anyone

I'm gonna end it.

It's happening again help

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'ate continentals
'ate orientals
'ate negroes
'ate aboriginals
'ate absolute monarchies
'ate communism
'ate superstition
'ate Catholicism
'ate revolutions
'ate totalitarianism

love Anglo-Saxons
love free markets
love constitutions
love liberty
love free private citizens
love the sovereignty of the individual
love parliament
love Protestantism
love Whig liberalism
love utilitarianism
love exploration
love colonisation
love trade
love republican democracy

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Settee

hey bongs. i submitted a paper on brexit for an alternative dispute resolution class im in for law school. argued that the eu is holding the irish border issue out to create a crisis to extract every last penny from the uk. once they find they can get no more, they will back off the irish border and will give you what you want. saves face for the uk because your country isnt split apart.

why dont you fucks just bomb brussels. article 50 requires negotiations taking into account the framework of future relationships. brussels demands splitting apart the country. that takes war. so fucking do it and get rid of the eu for good

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If u dont like it u can fuck off
Simple as

Thanks Brexit!

Does anyone ever get the feeling, looking upon the vast people in the city centres, all the cars on the roads and the motorways clogging everything up, what is this for?
What is the purpose?
We just seem to be going in circles living in our own cage saying we are free.

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How do I stop being a neet in this day and age?

Sofa

Get a job.

Probably an EU imported animal, that's how BSE and Foot and Mouth Disease started.

>love republican democracy
Remove that thng and replace it with a well-regulated monarchy, a well-regulated parliament, well-regulated estates and direct-democracy in the local areas and it's perfect.

WOW FUCKING TOP QUALITY THAT IS MATE THANKS A LOT WOW GUESS I'LL GO TO THE JOB TREE AND JUST PICK ONE EH THEY LITERALLY GROW ON TREES THESE DAYS FUCKIN 'ELL 500 IQ OVER HERE GUYS

We must discern the eldritch truth and ascend to become great ones

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Work at tescos for a while

start taking a intrest in the postal service

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Why does anyone take anything written in the guardian seriously? It is a joke of a paper

Nigger

Royal mail are always hiring mail sorters, no interview process either just start working straight away (where I live anyway)

Who reads newspapers apart from a passing glance at the bait headlines in store
>Louis walsh sucked off my baby

>he doesnt read the 2 week old sun on the kebab shop counter

What is a mail sorter?

There's literally two kebab vans near where i live parked right next to each other
Mr kebab and Mr kebabs

>kebab vans
wat?

I watched the Netflix thing about him last night, the red light moment was red pilling even for a normie show

they sell kebabs they do

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Like ice cream vans but they sell well cardboard in polystyrene boxes

Sort through the mail looking for troublemakers' letters.

*wet

They sort the mail

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ABSOLUTELY BLOWN AWAY BY THE GENIUS OF THIS LAD, HIDDEN ROCKET SCIENTIST JUST WAITING TO COME OUT THIS ONE IS, FUCKIN ELL

it's grim lad
youtube.com/watch?v=eciDVOAIXHc

This video has had me laughing pretty hard the last few days.

what he say?

American armchair.

No wonder you're unemployment you absolute autist, that's literally what you do , sort the mail into different areas for shipping

>apply to royal mail
>they want to do a webcam interview
nope

Sounds like it saps the soul out of you faster than working at tescos.

Brexit deadline is going to be extended wtf?

>Webcam interview

I pretty much turned down a job because they wanted this kek

why, had to hide your anime figurines?

Oh wait no just the transition period. Perfect, permanent transition.

Probably, just a suggestion for a desperate neet
Sit on your arse then or apply for a tesco job or whatever

Steve coogan can fuck off

People's vote shite?

>fray bentos

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>this nigger on politics live
who the fuck is this cunt

I've just got a Xmas job doing that, start next month, can confirm no interview or drug test, they just look at your form and sign you up

NIGGA DASS SUM BIG ASS RAKE

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this webm is something else
do you have a video

Absolute unit

Anglos: Merchants, scientists, sailors
Continentals: Farmers, priests, soldiers
Jews: Merchants, priests, nomads

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Yeah, he’s virtue signaling like crazy

Keep us updated lad, might do it when my current temp job comes to an end

He's always shilled labour though hasn't he?

hours / pay ?

Cunt got the reporting laws changed too

His new Laurel and Hardy movie is misleading and historically inaccurate.

I'm doing 37.5 hours, nights, £11.21 an hour
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Him, Hugh Grant and Max Mosley, pretty funny them pretending to be guardians of the public interest when really they just want to hide their own sex and drugs shenanigans.

Continentals are the honourable ones then.

>You'll need to be: able to to stand for long periods of time

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>Christmas-Casuals
>Casuals

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>£11.21 an hour
This is my local:
Mon - Sat 06.00 - 22.00 £8.88
Mon - Fri 22.00 - 06.00 £10.13

Why is your place so much more, jeez.