Are you aware of the current year?

And then the door bell rang and a gaggle of strangers entered my home to clap.

This.
Anything tongue in cheek goes right over the sjws head

Wait..men are bigger?

yes, bigot. it was totally not made up and the 4y/o asked this actually #believewamen

It is [insert current year here]. We live in a society. Men need to do better. I'm clearly a single mother, and my 4yo is so insightful.

What like its a woman in a kleenex costume?

Is ladysized for dicklets?

This is the left, taking cultural and political advice from children. I'm sure we can meme this.

>Serious political question
>Turn and ask child
>Child says something basic
> The left agrees.

Imagine actually going out of your way send a tweet to a company because of something like this. Do these people not have jobs? Who gives a fuck? What the fuck is going on inside their head?

It went too far when we disconected voting rights from property requirements.

My 4 year old shouts "TIME TO SMASH STUFF"
Then runs around the loungeroom yelling 'Ben 10!' and punching the couch.
Her 4 year old sounds like a fucking faggot

He smiles upon your idea Leaf.

Would "extra large" not disenfranchise fat people though? I don't know.

the left doesn't want to ban offensive speech, they just want a monopoly on it. political correctness is the tool they use to achieve this. there's no goal line for PC, it's just a weapon that they wield whenever they feel the need to.

Thank you.
Probably. But if you watch social media, for example Jimmy Kimmel they have a piece of "ask kids about Trump" where the kids shit on Trump. If we meme'd Leftists getting using kids for advice (which they do) they'll lose their mind and show how dumb they are.

We stop when all the offended people are hanging by their necks from lampposts.

th-thanks Kleenex

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>tfw no more man sized tissues for my mega nut
Why can’t women go away for 4 seconds

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What the fuck, really? what a waste of time lmao.

Just rub it into your belly like I do

this is going in my "things my child never said, but hopefully i get a blue checkmark for effort" folder

Do you get to peel it off like pva glue after it dries?

Britain is lost, shit like this would be laughed at even over here

Yeah, well my 4 year old thinks your toddler SUCKS!

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Thats pretty sexist against men. But who cares right?

Britain has been lost since joining the EU.

Exactly. Are they going to start picking out every product with a feminised name and changing its marketing?
There were things I wanted to use or try as a kid but didn't because it was meant for girls or had a girly name. That's life.
Sick of these people thinking that the world needs to be built around them. It's narcissistic in the extreme.

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You kid sounds based. I just imagine aussie kids being that weird animal kid from the Wild Thornberries. Thanks for confirming I was mostly right.

Damn, we've gone from woke 8 year olds to woke 4 year olds. Im-peach DRUMPTHF when?

indeed. your frankfurt school was extremely successful and crafting a manual for subverting and destroying foreign societies. but do not fear hans, we are about to destroy yours.

twitter.com/LisaMHancox/status/1049986428107726848

The replies are pretty fuckin based.

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>wild thornberries
now that, is a blast from the past. you must be a 30 year old boomer

*crack*
*sip*
*smile*
nah

>Me, New Years Day 2000
>Wow! I sure can't wait to see what amazing things mankind does over the next 50 years!

I am dressing up as this guy for Halloween. what a fatchad

Kek she's getting ridiculed. Probably regretting it now.

Bitch won't handle the bantz

>my 4yo son
Did it just assume its kid gender?

>(((Kleenex))) starts marketing smaller wipes at women and babies in tiny boxes at higher prices

These people really wish to be victims in every circumstance, even over stupid details like these, it is affecting their ability to think logically and ignore things that don't matter.

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...

>things that happened

*behind that product

BASED and unironicallypilled

It’s a husbandless woman user. The lowest of the low

I will take things that never happened for 500, Alex.

No you leave it on and keep adding to it for a few months until you have a bulletproof vest made of dried cum

Topkek

>How do you decide when political correctness has "gone too far"?
If you have any political correctness at all that's too far. What is the term?
" Politically correct ".
So there's a notion you have to be politically....correct. Be correct. Politically.
That's brainwashing. That's the state telling you how to think.

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best part is that she clearly purchased the tissues and took a picture on her dining room table.

triggered

I like you

>theres people out there who need tissues to cum into
Just dump your load in your hand then go and wash
Not that hard,i m sure most men do it

my wife's son gave me a box of these for a yom kippur gift. i had to have a stern talking-to with him about the problematic gift, but he informed me i have to right to interrogate him as a non person of color (and he was rihgt)

Good. What a snide cunt
The only thing worse than a Brit in 2018 is a Brit with a vagina in 2018

I only eat my cum, like a real man

It's literally all British people mocking her in the replies you dumbshit

Yeah no, it's literally happening.

Personally, as a very large man, I find what she proposes to write on it offensive.

>eating your cum instead of ejaculating into a test tube and painstakingly raising a little semen golem for the sole purpose of sucking your dick dry

>these obviously fake stories on how their children who in reality probably cant even hold a conversation about anything make suspiciously worded as if a condescending liberal adult came up with them woke statements

Yeah? And I’m mocking you and your women sir fagalot

Shit i never thought of filling a cum mold, you user are a genius

thats a big kleenex

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mobile.twitter.com/LisaMHancox/status/1049986428107726848

Www.niggernews.com

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>not doing it every year
faggot

Men are , on average, taller than women and children and weigh more.

google asked this same question at their most recent talk about the good censorship.
think of it this way: should the world be free for all, or civil for some?
define
>free
>all
>civil
>some
then the discussion can begin.

We stop when less than 50% of the people are offended. In other words we should've stopped political correctness decades ago

I'd fuck her mummies if you know what I'm saying

>Single mother and/or unfuckable feminist with history of crappy judgement and life decisions
>Mad at world because she lacks the self awareness to gaze inward
>Chooses to become emotional over petty shit
>Hops on Twitter in effort to shame someone or something just so she can still feel like she has some control over the shitstorm that is her life

These are the basic steps to every Twitter call out, moral panic, and calls for political correctness.

Daily Reminder that you should never listen to what women say. They crave your attention. Do not give it unless there is something in it for you.

> i'd fuck her puppies
FTFY

bear in mind this is google asking this with regard to social media and how it relates to speech, expression, and other forms of idea conveyance, but we can extrapolate this idea out to the wider world in terms of political correctness and all of society

maybe they should, but dont be upset if they dont

Stop using your child to gain attention you pathetic faggot.

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aren't these just saying wanking tissues with a wink?
"man size"
"extra strong when wet"

>4 year old son
straining credulity here. I'm 100% sure someone would do this, I'm not so sure this is a real article or if it is that the roastie ever had the conversation with a 4 year old, or even has a child.

Fukn rekt

why the fuck would mummies need tissues, they're rotting away in egypt what the fuck would they need more tissues for

it's to remind that bitches son that when he tries to become a tranny that he'll always have man-hands

It never ends

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>Twitter twats can influence companies now

It' s only going downhill now.

how the fuck can kleenex be in anyvway manly

Dear Lisa you Vagina Parading Slut,
Not everything in the human interaction world is about your stank slit.
Fuck off kindly,
Kleenex

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MY
4
YEAR
OLD

>woke 4 year old
Suuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrreeee
FFS

IT'S OVER.

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that kid is fucking stupid mummies are girls already

Jow Forums...Jow Forums never changes

no he didnt

People using their kids for Ayy Rabbis is cute