BASED

$2

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>he isn't a 30 year old boomer that buys 5-week lottery tickets
weak

>winnings are taxed
Cucked.

So you only get $550M instead of $900M
Oh no

it doesnt sound bad until you realize all the money they take from you goes to blacks on food stamps

lottery is an insurance against not be able to win.

but we already know taxation is theft

This has to be a scam. 200 million Americans, half of them play the (((lottery))), and none of them got the correct 6 digits by now? Hmm

If you took cash, it'd be about 250m after tax and taking a hit on the not getting an annuity thing.

friday night according to the site.

See the odds of winning and you'll understand it.

youtube.com/watch?v=FsxJfcFVnpo

Nobody wins the lottery. You REALLY think they're just going to give away $900M? Hell no. No matter how many ticket sales they have, they are NOT going to give away $900M. Everyone who "wins" is a paid actor. Anyone in this thread who even claims to have won $20 on a cheap scratch ticket is a (((lottery))) shill.

Scam. Its always the same story with person who wins.

i won fifty at a gas station once screw u

YEAH? red pill pls

FUCK OFF, SHILL

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I won 500 once

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The powerball, nationwide US lottery drawing, has topped $1 billion before. I think it was actually $1.5 billion. It was on the news constantly for a few weeks. It was split between a few people though.

I know what I would do with all that money. Buy me 100 A-list hookers move to an island and call it a life.

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I fucking hate you larping faggots

>shill shill shill

Fuck you shitskin

/pol Adverts for gambling?

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no. It's $2 dollars now and they added more numbers to choose from. I think it's 1-60 or 70 now. So the odds are even less of winning now. Hence the huge jackpots every now and then.

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Sure, but it's still possible for people to get struck by lightning three times in a row.

i should buy some tickets just to piss trump off if i win.

RIP in peace, mitch

you only need to play $2 for one ticket. Odds won't improve if you play $100,000 worth of tickets cos your odds would only improve from 1 i 250 million or so to 50,000 in 250 million. It's fun to play 1 ticket. Just to be in the probability of the equation.

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b-but it rly hapent
& im only half :))) half jewe :)

Imagine all the fun things you could do with $900 million bucks.

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I won a thousand at a gas station and had to go to a special site to pick it up a check. They do run your credit and make sure you dont owe anything, if you have an outstanding hospital bill or something they will take it.

2 dollars, but you should definitely (((power it up))) for an extra 1 dollar goy! it doubles your winnings!!

YEA? WOW...........

Someone's gotta win, dumbass

I won $80 bucks in Vegas once. But then again I also spend $200 bucks.

stay mad, poors.

9 million $100 hookers. Or 90 million $10 hookers

I hope some evil arrogant asshole wins just to piss everybody off.

Were you playing a game of chance though? Or a game of skill?

Thats powerball, not mega millions.

The salt that could be mined if some bitter incel neet or maga boomer all of a sudden gets to play the jew.

WAT? just surprised, thats all

retards, everytime the lotto is collected on,
they generate new funds which makes
everyone elses money worth less than
before the jack(satans)pot.

you assholes are the ones making
yourselves poor because you don't
know how money works. none of you
are going to have any liberty in the
next world.

I would literally kill myself by blasting myself into the moon.

I would fuck all the bitches from High School who said no to me. Then dump em like a hot botato, move to Hollywood, troll all the jews by buying myself into blockbuster roles, then become openly anti-semitic to the point where every of the movies I starred in is tainted and considered Nazi propaganda. After that move to a secluded island that has its own glass dome and biosphere.

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