Why is Beto so damn cool?

>Alex Seitz-Wald was born on 1st June 1985 in California. His parents, Katherin Seitz and the late Stephen Ward, raised him in a modern Jewish household
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

Wasn't supposed to be. Was instructions for you to kill yourself.

I've only ever seen him stutter and flounder in the few debates he's had with cruz. He always comes across like a fish out of water. what exactly are they referencing as reason for him being so "cool"?

Beto has no chance, lmao

This wreaks of trying too hard....way too hard

ywn play guitar onstage with a country legend.

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why do you think?

it's just a democrat false-flag operation that appeals to the coyboy goodol' boy aesthetic they eat up

that's what they said about Trump tbqh

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He skateboarded or something

>wreaks
Wew

faggot's riding up onto the sidewalk. what a fucking douche

>how do you do fellow kids
whats cool about drunk driving and trying to leave the scene of a crime

>they
The same people saying beto is a sure thing

Better than in the street. Holding up traffic on a bike should be punishable by getting run over.

>Drunk driver who ran away.

Just like Uncle Ted.

the argument is that the irish fuck doesn't stand a chance lol

whoa

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In reality life is going to be truly awful for you im afraid.

Riding a bike on the sidewalk is a crime in most places. I'm sorry you're too dumb to pass a slower moving person, and that your planning skills are so god awful that you're running late to literally everywhere go.

Neck yourself faggot. Bikes belong on the sidewalk.

Imagine being so out of touch with your constituents that you think skateboarding is considered cool outside of California.

>"BETO FOR PRESIDENT," the comedian Billy Eichner tweeted to his more than 2 million followers, and he's hardly alone.
>tfw shiteaters are so desperate they are now openly fantasizing over an Irish white guy LARPing as a Latino who is going to get crushed by a real Latino to save the day

Dems are testing the waters with beto a presidential candidate, and they've informed the media to start spotlighting him. If he gets a positive reaction from the public, you'll see him as the frontrunning for 2020 for Dems.

I was in a sushi restaurant in Canada and there was an obnoxious family of Jews talking about how Beto was doing well and had a chance of winning and how it would be a good thing.

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This

>Riding a bike on the sidewalk is a crime in most places. I
What shit holes.
>m sorry you're too dumb to pass a slower moving person,
So you have special powers that you can phase through other cars on the road to get around bikers?
>running late
Has nothing to do with it. I don't want to be held up by some selfish ass fuck who thinks they should pedal where cars go

where he will get destroyed by Trump like all the others
if there was a guy remotely competent and dangerous in the Dems ranks Trump would hire him
Nikki Haley is a more serious contender than any of these faggots

You know what’s cool? Larping as a mexibean to the extent that you run under a popular Hispanic nickname for Robert instead of your actual name after being denied entry into the Texas Hispanic caucus because you aren’t Latino in any way. Your an amerimutt with Irish ancestry. You got a tan like arianna grande. You’re just cool like that.
>hello fellow Latinos

This is like something you’d see on the Simpson’s

This can't be!

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>You got a tan like arianna grande
I also noticed that.

He fucken tanned himself to look more like a bean. What a fuckinig clown.

>even non-Texans
Only non-Texans

I just know this dude pushes mongo and he probably does the thing where he has to take like 15 mongo pushes to get any speed

Cruz will get >60% Beto is a fad.

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That's what they said about Trump. He has an insane following here. Virtually every minority and more than a few whites are committed to getting out and voting for him. There is a very real chance he could pull out a win.

but everyone in that audience is from california.

"Authentically cool"

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>they
You mean the same fags saying beto will take it?

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Jesus whys he look like an oversized goblin?

He went to a Whataburger.

youtube.com/watch?v=L50s37NCEK4

he's just a hypocrite when it comes to police, that's fine.

>"BETO FOR PRESIDENT," the comedian Billy Eichner tweeted to his more than 2 million followers
why do libtards respect comedians so much? during the kavanaugh thing it was like every leftist twat was deferring their argument to whatever jimmy kimmel was saying

oops

>authentically cool
>needing to say it's authentic
>intentionally citing this as stark contrast from all of your other politicians

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Beto will win because he has Demonic Metalheads on his side:
youtube.com/watch?v=Q6b_jWdumd4

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He literally just talks like Obama. These people really are NPCs

I like Shillie Nelson's music, but all that dope he is so proud to have smoked made him a real dipshit. Like Beto (fake Mexican) and OP.

Left leaning stand up comedy was really popular during the 80's and 90's, then the daily show became a ridiculously powerful propaganda branch for the left.

Turns out if you make people laugh they're more likely to believe whatever you're telling them. But it's a dead art full of partisan hacks now.

Then the memes came.

>immigrant hating
That's a good thing.

Obviously a total varkbro. No need to hate. Hes just relating to the youth man. Its no surprise hes swimming in cooze, hotties are naturally attracted to a confident man who can shred the stage.
Vark on betomales
Remember its not just a sauce, its a lifestyle

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Trump will murder him
Imagine Trump on stage with him
"Beta O'Cuck" over here

>Gonna be great when he wins.
But he's not

Beta is ossoff v2 for the retard media lol

All that money didn't help Hilldawg.

Over half a trillion, might as well have burned it.

she wasn't as likable desu.

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>He's so cool!
>He rode a skateboard!
>He was in a band!
>Music weed man like Beto!
>He's against old white Christian man!
>He's so cool!

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Accurate

You can be arrogant, or you can get out and vote.

HEY DUDES WHO HEAR LOVE POWELL PERALTA! THAT SICKEST SKATEBOARD STUNT COMPANY -beto

idgi but at my university there are so many people trying to skateboard from class to class, they're all far from 'cool' but i guess some people think its cool.

His campaign reminds me of Trudeau's, in the sense that he tries to act like a trendy faggot and actually is incapable of doing anything

This. Bikers get the wheel.

Hello friends please respond to my thread and do not say poo in loo please thanks.

Ted says Beto hates Israel...

>why is Beto so damn cool?
No anti-gunner is cool.

I'm gonna vote

>Eichner

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