CNN Article from 30 minutes ago

cnn.com/2018/10/18/health/internet-memes-obesity-intl/index.html

(CNN)It's been a bad few weeks for memes.
In mid-September the European Parliament passed a new copyright law that some have dubbed a "meme ban."
Then Sweden's advertising watchdog ruled that the popular "distracted boyfriend" meme is sexist.
Now, academics have told British lawmakers that internet memes may be contributing to the UK obesity crisis and doing harm to teenagers on a significant scale.

Memes carry dangerous health-related messages and make light of unhealthy eating habits, researchers from Loughborough University wrote in a letter sent to a British parliamentary committee.
"A substantial number of individuals on Twitter share health-related Internet memes, with both positive and negative messages," they wrote, noting that many "contain inappropriate material."

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When will somebody just glass Europe so more interesting people can start over gain?

Best timeline

Soon

I authentically believe we are creating the universe around /pol

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That explains why these Republicans are all overweight lmfso they just sit inside memeing all day and getting more and more overweight lmfao

i hope europeans wake up soon and see what (((they))) are doing

Jow Forums is a board of piece....20 pieces of chicken nuggets that is.

Sieg Heil, user.

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It's not all the sugar in absolutely everything, nope. It's Jow Forums's fault that kids are fat.

And CNN says they aren't fake news, lol.

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NPCs can't think for themselves, they need gov't to remove the big bad pictures from the interwebz so their weak little brains doesn't get sullied

>memes lead to obesity

Welp, time to pack it up. CNN has defeated the evil hacker known as Jow Forums.

when memes making fun of a fat kid are dangerously promoting obesity but
“body positivity”
“end fat shaming”
“plus size models”
“beauty at everysize”
Aren’t.

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The universe is a result of human consciousness

NPCs by the way do not have will, and their impotent rage is what you see leftists display. They cannot change the world.

It would be interesting to see weight stats broken down by political affiliation.

I think you are on to something. Those of us who are free thinkers are drawn to /pol. We also have the most passion; we aren't paid to do this, it is for fun and we are compelled by righteous ideologies. They never stood a chance.

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QUIT MAKING ME FAT YOU FUCKING RACISTS!

That sounds really fatphobic to me. Big is beautiful, they need to recognize we can be healthy at any size.

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A completely transparent attempt to push for memes to be banned. Actually quite sinister.

This is bullshit! Anti-fat memes and redpills have helped me lose weight. When I have my morning breakfast of sugar free Monster and redpill stories about restaurant owners dealing with hamplanets, I skip lunch and eat a sensible dinner because disgust cancels my hunger.
And then there’s the pic of the fat man covered in honey, with the autistic breakdown of how many bees lifetime production of honey went into making the honey-dipped fatty, and I have sad feels for the wasted lives of the bees.

I feel bad because I have been fantasizing about EU going under full sjw commie control to teach us a lesson here in the states. I'm not worried about memes being banned under Trump.

i made something for you

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how the fuck is it even possible to have a quarter of a kilogram of sugar in that small cup
i could drink an entire 2 liter soda and still consume less calories

Pastebin that shit retard

Why am I the first person to say this?

HFCS is highly-concentrated sugar.

>Pastebin
What is this, 2012 /mlp/? We archive here.

You could drink 5 liters of soda and consume less calories

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Memes so tasty they feed the children for days

or maybe unhealthy lifestyles lead to teenage obesity

>In mid-September the European Parliament passed a new copyright law that some have dubbed a "meme ban."
>Then Sweden's advertising watchdog ruled that the popular "distracted boyfriend" meme is sexist.
>Now, academics have told British lawmakers that internet memes may be contributing to the UK obesity crisis and doing harm to teenagers on a significant scale.
Europeans are fucking retarded. I don't want to hear shit out of your dick-holes, faggots. You've got no room to talk shit about anyone. All you're good for is licking mudslime ass.

>And then there’s the pic of the fat man covered in honey, with the autistic breakdown of how many bees lifetime production of honey went into making the honey-dipped fatty
heh I'd like to see this graphic.

Oi mate it doesn't matter that we issued you a license for those memes 2 weeks ago, they banned by NHS now.

And is that a buttah knife? Gonna hafta confiscate yur pizza too , make shur it ain't too many calories. Just part an parcel o've livin in a modern city govna.

God save da Queen

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We've broken them

So the more I meme the fatter the left gets?]

WELL HOW BOUT DAT BOI! 'member dat?! RAPTOR JESUS! HAPPY NEGRO! LONG CAT! EFG! SPLODIN' KNEES! WEEGEE! POOLS CLOSED DUE TO AIDS!

Is this old or even real? Because the website's nutritional info is different (though still fucking bad).

>5 grams of fiber
hehehe

What a load of pesh. kek. Best one today.

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>kilogram
>american flag
you have to go back

>Meme's make you fat
Who ever heard of such a thing.

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This pic is giving me a lot to think about. Imagine being so fat that you can glaze yourself and effectively become a pile of sludge. It's like some sci-fi shit.

You still didn't get it its not calories .. 1Kg of coal has lots of calories eat it .. and see if you can grown on calories.
It's Food it's a signal .. wrong signals make you fat .. There is only one Hormone forcing Lipid cells to store more fat INSULIN, eat more carbs .. = you get fat, thats why Keto Dierts works and Only them works long time.

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If that was true Honey not Caramelized sugar ..

Nukes aren't real user, I wish they were. We could just use napalm or white phosphorus like Hiroshima though.

If this thing is running at me it gets bullets.

imagine blaming pixels on a screen for your own obesity lol

Mmmmm yummy pixels

Jow Forums memes literally cured my obesity

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