Panasonic's human blinkers help people concentrate in open-plan offices

>Panasonic's human blinkers help people concentrate in open-plan offices

Has capitalism gone too far?

>Panasonic's Future Life Factory is developing wearable blinkers, designed to limit your sense of sound and sight, and help you focus on what's directly in front of you.

>The prototype device, called Wear Space, is designed to keep people distraction-free when working in busy spaces or open-plan offices by blocking them off from their immediate surroundings.

>Panasonic hopes that by using the partition to cut the user's horizontal field of vision by about 60 per cent, it will encourage them to concentrate on the work in front of them.

dezeen.com/2018/10/17/panasonics-wearable-blinkers-concentrate-open-plan-offices-technology/

What are the possible implications of this new development? Will the workplace be more efficient with all the workers wearing blinders in their cages? Will we see an era of unprecedented productivity and wealth?

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I worked in a cubicle farm with low cubicle partitions. You can see everyone all the time. I couldn't help but look up when someone turned corner.

The cubicle farm will now be issuing blinders,. What a wonderful development.

Office Employee #12596?

Y-y-yes Director?

Why have you removed your blinder?

I-I-I had an itch on my ear, Director.

Removing your blinder is in violation of Office Policy Directive J7, section 9, subsection 3.002
titled "Office Attire" wherein it states that blinders are to worn by office employees AT ALL TIMES

Yes, Director.

fpbp

Fucking this.

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if i worked in some shit job like those where fags stay in cubicles i would like to use that, i hate distractions and those stupid things like giving good morning for every single faggot that arrive at the building, at least i could do my work in peace and go home

>Has capitalism gone too far?
No, people are just retarded. You get the same effect with some cheap glasses, a paperclip and two pieces of paper.

I'm so fucking glad I've spent the last 25 years in trades

I worked in an open floor plan office once.

NOBODY got anything done. It was just constant distraction, especially when visitors came in. Maybe 2 hrs of actual work was accomplished per day.

Fuck open offices, it's the worst work meme ever

With blinders on it might be hard to see where you're going. You might need something, like a lead that is placed in your mouth, and bosses can use to to direct you to your work station and tie you up there so you can do your work.

>Wagecucks are literally livestock now

The original open plan office space.

The plan was to stop having people watching porn and jacking off.

But it just got worse, now guys can't release the tension and just have to sit there and watch stacy all day, or try some monkey shit to get her attention.

Part 2 of the amazing mini series on NPC MEME THEORY!!!
>this video discusses the OTHER, Darker theories behind it...
>is it AYYYYS?
HAS THE MEMES GONE TOO FAR...
he says NO

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Welcome to the Timeline YOU chose!!!

Jews use people AND NPC'S THE MOST!!
>WOMEN NPC'S ARE EASIEST HIT BY THEM


Jewish controlled and indoctrinated colleges are brainwashing the youth MAINLY women to destroy the west!!!
The kikes have destroyed education
We must OUTLAW all forms of liberal colleges.

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Reform the schools! Re educate the feminists, fix women and harmony will follow..,,,

This.
Spurs and a crop would help to make your pace consistent, and to stifle problematic speech.

We can't all live at the end of a old dirt road surrounded by forest. There is a lot of distracting shit in the modern world. People have never been taught how to block out commercials because that's bad for business.

>Goy Guards

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>When you claim you aren't a wage slave.

I'd rather have an "active workforce" than watch a reenactment of the worst elements of High School in a professional setting.

>What are the possible implications of this new development?
Neck pain. And probably a few murders/suicides.

I can't decide if this is better or worse than the wage cage
what did the cubicles ever do wrong? I want my comfy sound baffles and semi-privacy back

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>Goy blinders
>Horse blinders in actual use on people now
Only an NPC would need this.
>can't be having anyone surrounding me tell me how to think and feel, I better block them out so I can concentrate!
Lacking inner monologue is very real, what the fuck

slave collar reinvented

>human blinkers
>blin()ers
>blinders

see through the (((blinders)))

The living truly shall envy the dead

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We used to do that with donkeys and horses.
If people don't see a new age of total slavery with this and the Amazon cage I don't know how will they ever see.

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666...has to be evil

Wouodnt it be easier juat to not have an open plan office if this is a problem? Wasnt that the whole purpose of cubicles?

how about not having an open office instead

Yeah nobody is gonna wear those

Blinders and "open offices" aren't a result of capitalism. It's an abuse of capitalism.

The point is that the manager wants to see what you’re doing and this stresses you into not slacking in case the manager is watching you

Chinks are being stacked one over another, this would be an improvement for you, but for us puting a taco like device over our head is sacrilege

Not really, this is basically a cubicle for yourself only but the boss can still see you all the time so no slacking off.

Open floor spaces are also easier to clean.

I AM NOW EFFICIENT WORKER

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>y-y-yes dr. schlomonosenbergowitzenstein!

fucking this
cubicles were there to allow you to focus on work. and then WOMEN decided that it was too hard to work all the time and they needed to eavesdrop and observe. but now its too hard to focus with all this noise and visual stimulation so please sell us a product to solve this unavoidable problem pretty please fuck fuck FUCK

Clearly a Cinco product.

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>blinkers
Pretty sure it is a horse blinder.

Low cubes.
Pro-
Its obvious the hens only work 1/3 of the day
People get fired for screwing around
Mother hen cant call kid and yell at him to walk the dog from 3pm - 4pm everyday
Can sneak glances at Brendas tits

Cons-
Cant pick nose
Cant play on phone
Get fired for working on Trayvon over the rainbow memes

Is this the real reason the NPC meme is getting shut down?

>have open space to facilitate communication
>develop things to avoid communication

and its consequences......


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>mfw cubicle people start putting post it notes on the edge of their blinkers to remind them to take a toilet break.

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Damn internet seeping into My Reality again.

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Many of us do.

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>efficiency over humanity

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Yes but it wouldn't look as cool.

I bet they put magnets in it too.

perfect addition to any wage-cage

that costs more

I'm only surprised it's not "invented" by Apple.

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I don't see how looking like a 19th century coal carriage draft horse looks cool, maybe if you're a furry.

I've worked in 6 high schools in the last 4 years which they built open plan. We put walls up and new electrics for the class rooms we created, absolute joke.

NPC 4867 YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR ALLOWED VISUAL EXPERIENCE WITH OTHER HUMANS

ATTACH THE VISUAL SUPPRESSOR OR FACE PUNISHMENT

(borg voice rings throughout the cubicle farm)

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