2nd round polls: BOLSONARO 61% X HADDAD 39% (Paraná Pesquisas)

cry more

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>mav spotted

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who dis?

Go Bolsonaro

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my cutie waifu

Was this the HK mp5 that killed Marielle? Based emojo man.

The media is going to blame fake news for the election of Bolsonaro.

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WE NEED TO SPREAD THIS FOR GADO. CAN SOMEONE WHO KNOW HOW TO USE PHOTOSHOP DO ANOTHER VERSION?
Boicote fake news, anões

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big uncles of zap doesn't even have a pc bro they just read zap news

Let's talk about Andrade's twitter meltdown

i want bolsodaddy to fuck me

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I'm not a Mav bro, I'm just telling it how the facts are. This country is done for, Bolsonaro is not going to make it a superpower not even after 8 years on the gov hahaha! He is actually going to sell all our shit to America and burn the amazon. Bolsonaro likes to pretend that "I want them to buy from Brazil, not buy the Brazil"

it's time to end.

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ill gladly hear your REEES on the 28th

Wtf is wrong with this npc?

Quem apoia tatuar na testa dele "Eu sou ladrão e vacilão"?

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I wonder what state the social networks will be on 28th.

youtube.com/watch?v=1XFZjqBqoME

Andrade must know some inside polls results and is going insane. Probably losing in some Northeastern state like RN.

>superpower in 8 years
only retards say that he will save brazil in 8 years

>facts - looking into the future and knows for a fact what brazil will be like in 8 years

you should share your crystal ball facts with folha, maybe'll be hired

fuck off blackpilled nigger

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if they do not shutdown for the "Security of the elections"

10 days left.
Salute!

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Ooh that is what you think is going to happen? Ok! I guess I can't expect much intelligence from the country that in between Ciro, haddad and Bolsonaro, choose Bolsonaro hahahahahahahhaha.

I'm not reeeing I'm laughing!!!

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sure thing joão

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I still believe in democracy. 13 will win in the name of God.

Is your laugh "Hahahaha", "kkkk", "huehuehue" or "XDDDD"?

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I would gladly sell all our goods to avoid becoming a venezuela and reduce our 60k+ million murders an year.
But that is not even the case.

We only need 8 years of GDP growth like in the Military Government.
I believe that Paulo Guedes will be able to do it in 2020 if he ajusts the economy in 2019.

i want a lefty hot gj like you gostosa

Hehehehe

Why are you posting Arthur, Cirofag? He'd be completely against your commie ass. Also fuckoff

ITS OVER GUYS, REVISTA PIAUI IS A RELIABLE SOURCE

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based

Stop falling for international propaganda.
Pic related

14/88

So, ourguy is basically confirmed to win, right?

>only retards say that he will save brazil in 8 years
lol, I never said he would fix the country in 8 years or make it a superpower.

>you should share your crystal ball facts with folha, maybe'll be hired
you say that, all you have to do is look into government plan, good lord it's like speaking with chilldren.

look at how you do the greentext too you can't even do that right!

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i think thats wishful thinking, to turn around the disaster pt left from the past years is going to take more than just GDP growth, but fair enough, im with you, i hope we can get some short term growth out of his win

Reminder
Unless they cheat

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No, frauds might be up and Haddad is trying to get Bolsonaro out of the race.

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>resources for the whatsapp
They "think" they are preying on people's ignorance of how technology works, but every fucking capiau in the country uses whatsapp and understand he is spilling crap out of his mouth.

PSL has 300k+ affiliated supporters, it doesn't need to pay anything to do mass campaigns.

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not so fast

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who do they think this meeting, if it happened went?
>hello whatsapp, give me money
>sure and we wil help you spread fake news against PT
>tá ok

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Retard, Brazil will be a first world country by 2022.

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this user was on to something

Segundo turno tem que ser entre mim e Ciro, diz Haddad

São Paulo - O candidato do PT ao Planalto, Fernando Haddad, afirmou nesta quinta-feira (18) que o segundo turno presidencial deve se dar entre ele e Ciro Gomes (PDT), já que, na sua avaliação, Jair Bolsonaro (PSL) tentou fraudar a eleição.

"Ele [Bolsonaro] tentou fraudar a eleição. Felizmente não deu [para ele vencer] no primeiro turno, senão isso tudo iria para debaixo do tapete", afirmou o petista antes de participar de evento em São Paulo.

"O segundo turno tem que ser entre mim e Ciro", completou.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

CHOREM, CHOREM FASCISTINHAS

PUTA QUE PARIU, EU NUNCA ACREDITARIA QUE ISSO DE FATO FOSSE ACONTECER

VOCÊS VÃO SER ESCORRAÇADOS PARA FORA DA POLÍTICA

QUERO VER O MIMIMI AGORA

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Brazil will become the best country in the world (after kim replaces bolsonaro)

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Honest question, hues:

I'm watching Brasil Paralelo's A Última Cruzada / The Last Crusade, as I type.

Who here has watched it?
What do you think about it?

O PT se tornou a maior força política desse país dialogando com todas as frentes de poder.

Ele conversava com toda a sociedade: com os operários, os professores da rede pública, os aposentados, os assalariados...

Também seduziu produtores, comerciários e varejistas com isenções, subsídios e refinanciamentos...

Criou uma rede de influência com as indústrias, as construtoras, com a turma do turismo e também com os bancos.

Domou o Congresso através da compra reiterada de apoio; o mensalão encheu os bolsos de Senadores, Deputados, Vereadores, Prefeitos e Governadores.

Transformou, tanto o legislativo quanto o executivo, em um mercado a céu aberto, onde medidas provisórias e ministérios tinham preço e cada cargo um peso e uma medida.

Garantiu a fidelidade de um quarto da população do país através de pagamentos mensais; pegou cada município pobre, cuja prefeitura era a maior empregadora da cidade, e produziu um exército de zumbis do estado.

Viajou toda a América Latina garantindo apoio internacional; foi à Cuba, buscar influência para liderar o bloco progressista da região. Fechou com o pessoal do Irã e até Coréia do Norte.

Trinta anos antes, invadiu as escolas públicas e cada uma das universidades. Ensinou nossos pais e os nossos filhos por décadas, sem que déssemos muita importância.

Aparelhou o Supremo e os demais Tribunais; as comarcas, dos juízes de direito, eram garantidas através da força da guerra cultural; que funcionário público não tem (ou tinha) influência progressista na sua forma de pensar e decidir?

Aos poucos, a conta gotas, ele se tornou a mão invisível do país. Por de trás de cada fiscal, oficial de justiça, cartorário, sindicalista e tutti quanti havia um petista, pelo menos em partes.

Esse é o PT que nós temos que temer. Esse é o PT que conquistou 83% do país, em 2006. OITENTA E TRÊS!

Russia gains nothing from that. He'll quit BRICS silently or loudly, and then monkeys are going to pretend they're on the right path and the future is bright.

O que acontece hoje? Palmo a palmo ele se desmonta. À medida que foge dos anseios das classes que sempre representou e corre para a turminha das universidades públicas, ele amiúda.

O PT está se matando; está virando uma piada de DCE; a cada discurso de golpe, a cada teoria de gênero absurda, e que muda toda semana, ele se distancia do seu eleitorado original.

Cada vez que ele chama dona Maria e o seu Francisco de fascistas, porque decidiram votar no Bolsonaro, por exclusão, ele se enforca.

Cada vez que ele diz que as crianças têm que ter contato com material que propaganda a diversidade sexual, ele decreta o próprio fim.

Quando você gasta oitenta por cento do seu tempo falando sobre questões que só fazem sentido para zero vírgula por cento da população — desencarceramento, legalização das drogas, iluminação pública para combater a violência — você perde.

Boulos nunca será o Lula, porque já foi completamente obliterado pelo Bolsonaro; já ficou conhecido, popularmente, como o invasor de casas. "Viu aquele rapaz do MST? Vagabundo!", dizem as pessoas comuns.

O Haddad é só um Geraldo Alckmin com camisa vermelha. Ele próprio se suicidou, quando passou a receber ordens de uma prisão federal.

O que é que essa galera acha? Que o trabalhador iria aceitar essa conversa de que foi um golpe? Que está tudo bem e que o Lula é um injustiçado?

Traíram o povo, o seu eleitorado e as próprias convicções, à medida que abraçaram (com todo o coração) as palavras que mais se adequam a eles: "Canalhas. Canalhas mil vezes!"

Isn't this essentially acting like the "Russian bots" they so dearly love to boogieman?

If you know anything about the Economic History of Brazil that's not wishfull thinking.

>I would gladly sell all our goods to avoid becoming a venezuela

wow idiot, if we don't need to sell all our goods to avoid becoming Venezuela why does your god Bolsonaro wants to sell everything to America and then pretend he is not selling Brazil of and you say I hate this country, atleast I know who to never choose to run it....

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> O segundo tem que ser entre a esquerda 1 e a esquerda 2
Democracia é um golpe de mestre mesmo né?

I have no idea about that show, never heard of it desu

ZAP GANG RISE UP

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OHNONONONONONO
FASCISTS ARE FINISHED
BOZO IS CORRUPT AND A FRAUD
HADDAD IS GOING TO WIN HAHAHAHAHA
LULA IS GOING TO BE PRESIDENT
HATE WILL NEVER WIN!
exame.abril.com.br/brasil/pdt-prepara-acao-para-anular-eleicoes-apos-denuncia-contra-bolsonaro/

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The biggest crooks in our legal community support PT, what a surprise.

whats your obsession with "mom i said it" guy?

I just want to see the salt mine John Oliver opens when he finds out he can't tell the whole world how to think.

politica.estadao.com.br/noticias/eleicoes,contrariando-orientacao-de-bolsonaro-mourao-sela-apoio-a-doria,70002551948

MOURAO BACKSTABS BOLSONARO AND HIS ENTIRE PARTY!

Imagine if Bolsonaro gets impeached and we get this Master Mason dictator in his place. Smart choice selecting someone who is ten times more crazier than you to be your VP.

www1.folha.uol.com.br/poder/2018/10/mais-uma-vez-o-mourao-so-atrapalha-diz-presidente-do-psl-em-sp.shtml
>Mourão tira foto com Doria, e chefe do PSL em SP diz que ele só atrapalha Bolsonaro
>chefe do PSL em SP diz que ele só atrapalha Bolsonaro
>diz que ele só atrapalha Bolsonaro
>só atrapalha Bolsonaro
>atrapalha Bolsonaro

OOOOOOUUUUUCH!!! IT'S ALL FALLING APART! IT'S ALL TUMBLING DOWN! GAME OVER BOLSONARISTS!!!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

FASCISTS COMPLETELY BLOW THE FUCK OUT

Post feet

Could anyone post the Bolsonaro Helicopter?

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

Brasil Paralelo is good, more people should watch it to help those guys keep their work going.

more like HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! once you all start being killed for thinking Bolsonaro would solve anything, it's sad, I like this country anons, why did he have to get "stabbed" Brazil is smarter than this, we would never choose him...

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>more crazier
That's really crazy!

He's trying to force a new meme like the glub glub poster

So sad...

watch it, it's good and a major red pill, I guess even for Bolsonaro supporters.

>Brazil quit BRICS
>Russia become member of RICS
KEK

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It's over boys, Bolsonaro can't have the Pitú codes

waiting for the user who find a link between google drivers com MAVS petista with psychological instructions to gain votes from haddad to post here the link between the drives and haddad campaing

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RUSSIA HAS SO MUCH TO GAIN HAVING OPEN BORDERS WITH BRAZIL, BASED RUSSIAN NATIONALISTS IMPROVING THE GENEPOOL IN THEIR COUNTRY WITH THE GREAT BRAZILIANS, ALL HAIL BRICS AND PUTIN

t. Dugin

>ourguy

"ourguy" in which sense? Bolsonaro hates Russia and China.

not a big fan of history desu, but I'm gonna try to watch it

Ahegao face when?

>whats your obsession with "mom i said it" guy?
Am I the one obsessed? Then why are you asking? Does he anoy you? No! But it's that eazy to trigger you so you are the one obsessed. I'm sorry friend, maybe one day you will understand...

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>BRICS
>good
>instead of allying with the current most based president in the world and urging a new era of economical power in the americas

>Doesn't know what Irony is

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Brics isn't an organization much less an alliance. It's just a yearly summit of countries (BRIC) that a Goldman Sachs guy said were good for investment back in the 2000s. South Africa was later included for affirmative action purposes.

Bolsonaro is probably going to snub and ignore Putin in every situation and it's going to be hilarious.

>doesn't know what is t. posting

Kek, petistas are shameless

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I feel like he knows that if he loses by a huge margin he is pretty much done within PT and will never run for another executive position ever again, he already gave PT a humiliating defeat in São Paulo back in 2016, he can't afford another one now.

Southeast nations started to abandon unilateral reliance on the US after the crisis of 1997, and instead forming point-to-point relations. No crises ever since.

You're doing it backwards.