CANADA HATE THREAD

r/trees

haha we're so quirky our trees sub is about weed and our weed sub is about trees oh my god its like were special lol guys look weed lmao

That's not what I'm saying. Marijuana being illegal always put a cap on how much was being smoked and by what sorts of people i.e lazy college kids and gang bangers. Opening the floodgates will only have incredibly negative ramifications.

fucking tell me about it. stoner humour/culture is just the fucking worst. Its not super edgey or unique and everyone fukcing gets it. If people acting the same way with alcohol, and talked about it all the time in the same fashion you'd assume they had a massive drink problem.

>Cant wait to drink tonight, already bought a massive amount
Its tuesday
>I know but it chills me out

Best part is if Trump did the same thing they would find some reason to lambast the President and be against it,

such is the programming of the NPC

>Legalizing weed means no more drug dealers
I am so glad no one drinks underage anymore! Or avoids taxes!

People are saying this will kill weed culture with legalization. I hope so but doubt it. It will just make it more available to stupid fucks

That or it'll more brazen than Amsterdam. Plenty of dreadlocked American "Wake and Bake Amigo"s coming over

>I know but it chills me out
Doubt it, people got pretty rowdy when they closed yesterday.

>weed culture
Being young and trying things out isn't a culture, and there was never a true weed culture in Canada. In the coming years with the arrival of edibles, a culture will appear and it'll vanish 5years later. Legalization creates the buzz and the culture, just about every kid will try it now.

Nothing wrong with it though.

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Moonshine is a phenomenon pretty much unique to the US. There is zero illegal/tax free alcohol sales in Canada, or anywhere else i'm aware of in the civilized world. Canada's goal is to take 33-50% of black market sales. In the age of phentanyl, if I was a stoner I would def buy it from the government for a bit more than risk some random dealer.

anyone that smokes weed is a bluepilled nigger. No exceptions.

dude, wait
*coughs*
are you like
*takes a hit*
trying to... um
*blanks out*
i mean its legal so...
*adjusts dreadlocks*
so like why
*eats weed cookie*
are you harshing on my mellow man?
*votes liberal*

checked and redpilled

What the hell, a Canadian who makes sense? I thought you guys were just a myth.

Just because you where never part of the culture doesn't mean there isn't one.
cannabisculture.com/
Head office Vancouver. We also export our culture and have had tourists coming to Vancouver from all over for the legal weed myth. It's not a myth now.
My thoughts here are you are using a VPN, old a fuck or just plain boring.

purtian fucks said the same thing about alcohol. get used to it, neo-puritan

Random dealer, you've never bought weed before have you......

If that's all it takes to secure a liberal trend in federal politics then the country is already too far gone and has been for some time, so there's no use crying over milk about to be inevitably spilled.

>CANNABIS CULTURE – Hey Canada, congratulations. Weed is legal now. As long as you buy it from rich people.
>cannabisculture.com/content/2018/10/17/day-one-legal-weed-and-crooked-politics/
This is a scam but not the kind everyone thinks.

This x1000

I'm not crying over spilled milk, I'm getting some paper towel and cleaning your kind up.

Free thought is already illegal in Canada.

And how are you doing this exactly?

This whole thread is absolutely brimming with smooth young Canadian twinks.

Defenseless twinks just begging for it.

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>Who is weed for?
youtu.be/bM2AOaFS2wI

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howd you know

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By using Bounty single sheets you fucking degenerate.

I ighly doubt anyone goes "I wish we had Trudeau as our leader"

the new canadian flag

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>purtian fucks said the same thing about alcohol
and I completely agree with them, when it comes to alcohol
>inb4 comes from a Russian
I see how this substance literally destroyed my nation, and continues to do so. There is no way to socialize (especially with opposite sex) without drinking anymore, not a single possible way. This is terrifying.
Alcohol must be banned, globally, for the betterment of humanity.

I'd get rich making moonshine.
>doit

Canadians have nothing to celebrate at the moment other than weed?

yep. hopefully saudis nuke us or something after talking shit

Amen, brother.

you can make moonsugar now and get rich today
you'd still go to jail tho

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>commit a crime
>get off the hook by cuck goverment
>allow people formerly in jail out
>probably indoctrinated into isis
>say were better than the states for this

fuck Canada

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Imagine being this dumb

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>giving a shit about reddit outside of laughing at them when they throw a temper tantrum

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What is the punishment for possession anyways? I'm sure it can't be worse than some areas in the US, where it's confiscation or a fine.
It's not the simple users that need to worry about years for a joint, it's those with pounds and trafficking weed.
Anyways, they're all retards in Red states for not watching was others have done and tried to get legalization on a ballot.

these are real people. Real people who people upvote the opinions of, meaning they agree. Thats thousands of retards just in one place. Imagine how many more there are

Thats not good

That's actually pretty funny.

>le weed is bad meme

Jow Forums is as annoying about this as they are about abortion being legal. Both are fine, time to get over it.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. A fucking based leaf. I never thought i d meet one in the wild.

Dude, if you don't think weed doesn't account to 95% of all the illegal drugs being sold, you know nothing. This will make a huge dent in the income of these lazy niggers. If a single dollar is taken away from these lazy niggers, legalizing weed is well worth it.

Imagine just for a second if the US would decide to legalize it, grow it and profit out of it? I guarantee you guys would make a tone of new revenue and massively reduce the amount of crime in your southern states. There realy not bad side in legalizing it. That comes from someone who never smoke and not intend to start now.

I know we could. My state has made tons in taxes.

Funny thing is getting a pardon is worst than leave it alone. Some convictions are so old, they have never been digitized and are kept in a filing cabinet at the court house. By obtaining a pardon, it will now go on your record and be visible to any customs agency. American customs have been know to refuse access to Canadians, even with a pardon.

One problem is elected politicians don't even talk about it, until they're facing a tough candidate or are out of office.
I'm still waiting for Sessions to crack down on legalized states like many have said.

checked and keked

based

KEK blesses you based leaf.
Stupid cuck read up on the statistics relating to alcohol and violence.

I don't even like alcohol and have plenty of reverences over it.

t.brainlet

probably think saying "boof" and "le druph" unironically is funny too. back to plebbit John Oliver

>Moonshine is a phenomenon pretty much unique to the US.
Maritimes does it

> Moonshine is a phenomenon pretty much unique to the US.
"moonshine" is just a homemade hard liquor, im getting it right? Then its not just US.