Admit you were wrong you uneducated cucks

Wrong about what? Okay, yeah covering my hamster in duct tape didn't keep it from exploding when I fucked it, but I'm still right that the Second Italo-Ethiopian War consolidation of Eritrea and Somaliland into Italian East Africa had terrible economic impacts for Italy that caused moral problems that lead to Italy's easy defeat in WWII.

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>At the rise of American cynicism during the tumultuous 1960s, Robert Altman’s NASA competition movie Countdown (1967) ended with a moon-launch astronaut (played by James Caan) finally reaching his goal — but with blissful resignation to his personal doom. That climax — a Pyrrhic victory — would suffice for a culture in turmoil and even after Neil Armstrong stepped on the lunar surface two years later; Countdown’s vision still seemed both romantic and poetic. However, in the new feature First Man, director Damien Chazelle aims to give a realistic, procedural account of Armstrong’s journey, yet the poetry never happens. Chazelle’s take is dour, deliberately unromantic.

>Now that Hollywood’s optimism is in a slump, First Man proposes the history of space exploration, from the Gemini test flights to the Apollo enterprises, as just another imperialist venture in which American exceptionalism is shown as pathetic and neurotic. None of the lead cast — Ryan Gosling as Armstrong, Claire Foy as his wife, Janet, Jason Clarke as astronaut Ed White, and Ciarán Hinds as Robert Gilruth, director of NASA’s Manned Spacecraft Center — are U.S. citizens. This oddity is neither an accident nor a meaningless professional coincidence. It indicates Chazelle’s intent to deny the essence of American exceptionalism, shearing it from its cultural roots. Expecting a nod to those African-American women of Hidden Figures who participated in NASA engineering? First Man’s characters are, instead, all white, beleaguered, and uncertain.

>When introduced, Gosling’s Armstrong is weighed down by the loss of his first child, Karen (a victim of biology and fate, seen in sappy flashbacks), and Foy’s Janet remains unenthused about the marriage, child-rearing, and her husband’s livelihood. The prospect of “a leap for all mankind” doesn’t move her.

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Right I get that but what specificlly? Like in the new Death Wish movie it portrayed blacks and beaners as thugs and the dude solved all his problems with guns.

I guess cuz the protagonist is white?

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>meme flag
the only reason this user is a fag
>Go see Venom instead.
sounds pretty kikey

but OP is an even bigger fag

Fuck off psy op

>First Man will not matter past the moment of its release, but this moment (although the film has been deceptively promoted as the celebration of a triumph) actually mixes current political confusion with distaste for American aspiration. An immature film geek like Chazelle thinks his zeitgeist ambition is the same as cultural perception. Presenting the U.S. space program as not so much a military endeavor as a hotbed of sexual chauvinism, racism, and arrogance encourages a facile historical conclusion. It’s not a film about victory — Pyrrhic or any other kind. This non-celebratory “history” is as disaffected as Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk and similarly misuses the towering IMAX screen to be unimpressive. When Chazelle finally reveals the lunar surface, the landscape is not eerily still, but banal: The screen’s breadth portrays anonymity or claustrophobia inside the space capsule. (This counterintuitive “logic” is like the widescreen close-ups in The Master and The Hateful Eight.)

>But before that big letdown, Chazelle has already deflated our hopes by “equal-time” pandering to the wife’s unrelenting resentments and skepticism. Her dead-eyed nagging exposes Armstrong’s lack of parenting skill and disdains his inarticulate solitude. (Why did she marry him?) This could just be Chazelle’s own juvenile sense of the male–female dynamic, taking advantage of current political fashion, but it destroys the point of the story, which the British Foy undercuts with every false vocal inflection: “You’re a bunch of boys making models out of balsa wood! You don’t have anything under control!” This is, inadvertently, an argument against female political foresight.

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I don't watch movies, but if someone were to go to the movies they should spend their money on Venom instead of this Globalist programming.

>What does it say about post-2016 American pop culture that First Man offers the coldest depiction of matrimony on film? (Criterion might as well cancel its new release of Ingmar Bergman’s overwrought Seventies TV series Scenes from a Marriage.) When Janet first visits Neil in quarantine after he returns to Earth, her indifference is withering, like the focus of the film itself, which overplays her resentment.

>Chazelle failed to redefine the movie musical in La La Land, owing to its hokey mixture of postmodernism and graceless ineptitude. Now he attempts to rewrite the history of American space exploration with the equally graceless First Man.

>Grace, surprisingly, is what distinguishes Altman’s Countdown, De Palma’s Mission to Mars, and, especially, the sexual equanimity of Philip Kaufman’s The Right Stuff. None of Foy’s invective competes with the distinctly memorable female characterizations (by Veronica Cartwright, Pamela Reed, Mary Jo Deschanel, Barbara Hershey, Kim Stanley) in The Right Stuff, which balanced Kaufman’s frat-boy hijinks (Ed Harris, Dennis Quaid, Fred Ward, Scott Glenn, Sam Shepherd, displaying a range of masculine nerve). Kaufman’s comic epic of all-American aspiration combined Howard Hawks’s respect for professionalism with Altman’s sense of communal idiosyncrasy. Its success was part of how American-renaissance filmmakers reexamined gender, genre, and America itself — from Altman’s view of the military-industrial complex on to De Palma’s later view in Mission to Mars.

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>First Man pares down all that humane splendor into small-minded cynicism about American accomplishment. To add black racial unrest, Chazelle exploits a soundtrack sample of Gil Scott-Heron’s “Whitey on the Moon” recitation (despite giving short shrift to black Gemini mission astronaut Robert Henry Lawrence).

>Chazelle confirms that the era of cultural and political ignorance is upon us. More and more movies will be displaying it — proudly, obnoxiously, and viciously. This new cynicism rewards smartness with smugness and tired, unsuspenseful drama.

>As for First Man’s “flag” controversy over Chazelle’s decision to omit the planting of an American flag on the lunar surface, by the time Gosling’s Armstrong gets to the moon, the Stars and Stripes are seen several times: when Armstrong’s son raises a flag during the Gemini 8 mission (not patriotic fervor, just a glimpse); as a flag patch on the shoulder of a spacesuit uniform; in a flag decal on the side of landed Eagle spacecraft. None of these are meaningful given the film’s anti-American gestalt. Patriotism is a personal thing; deliberate dispassion about American history is a contemporary Hollywood tragedy.

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Fuck off Roundie

the earth is flatter than ya great grannies ass

A friend invited me to this movie, I told him that space human bean forgot to plant the american flag and mumbled something about being global citizen and friend said "Fuck can't even go to movies today" decided to go see Mehndi

Yep we went to the moon because white people are geniuses and pave the way for all. Haven't seen the movie, probably full of progressive tropes, niggers cast here there and everywhere cuz muh representation
Plus Ryan Gosling can't act.

Yea guys belive nasa. We go to the moon ever week or so.

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>we went to the moon
globecucks get out

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What the fuck....... is that like it's underwater up there??
This can't be real.

Google Lunar Wave.

APOLLO 8 READ GENESIS BECAUSE IT MENTIONS THE FIRMAMENT AND THE WATERS ABOVE. NASA LIES AND THEY SPIT IN OUR FACE.
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Firmament is real. SpaceX has been firing rockets around big cities to get people thinking. Rockets also being fired in Russia and China to wake up teir populations too.

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It's clearly something to do with the camera filming it. Holy shit, how fucking stupid can you be?

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Earth is flat and (((globalists))) lose in this timeline. The illusory reality kikes like you have built is crumbling.

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Is Armond White a contrarian, an asshole, or a genius?

>the movie has people who aren't 100% enthusiastic about the apollo program so that means its ANTI AMERICAN
>movies can only be for or against their topic and can never simply show both the good and bad.
>just go watch the venom movie you goyims dont you want to see that kid get tongued by femvenom?

Only complete and utter retarded inbred glue-sniffers believe we didn't go to the moon or the earth is flat. Jow Forums is a place for truth, niggers and kikes and flat earthers are subhumans

When Debate is Lost, Slander Becomes Tool of the Loser

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>"I'm scared of things I don't understand so I make up bullshit" the post.

No.

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Oops

>moon update version 1.7323523
Notice how it is e v e r so slightly different after the wave. Notice how the moon has definitely changed in appearance since we were children. That was a fucking update, user.

try again shlomo

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Yes

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>What is the heat wave?

>Flat earth-tier meme

If the first picture really is from the Harker Glacier in Antarctica, why is the central star of the cycle so low on the horizon? I detect bullshit. It would be only a few degrees off of the absolute center of the sky vertically if it were actually taken in antarctica.

Earth is flat and no amount of shilling will stop the awakening Rabbi. Your lies and your magic are finished.

>American education

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Ok now this is starting to really fuck with me
This is a painting right
Why are the stars staying in one spot, explain this?

>People who disagrees with me is a jew shill

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I agree, personally.
Like I am 50/50 and always on the fence until I know and I have seen it with my own eyes, but I am entirely open to the concept of a flat earth. I did some calculations yesterday:

~12,000 from center to edge

~6000miles=45degrees

sun (approx) 1,500miles high

Because everything rotates around Polaris. WE ARE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE. NO PLACE LIKE OUR PLACE. Trump said that himself.

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Earth is Venom. Go see Flat.

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Elon Musks rockets are being fired around big cities to get peoples minds questioning what this pheonmena could be!

It's the waters above.

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It means they abused special effects and shat on the plot. Thats why the arts dies in the 90's.

Interstellar licked so this one must be atrocious.

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>*died

NASA IS FAKE AND GAY AND FULL OF PEDOPHILES

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Thats so fucking beautiful

They're called blutz waves you imbecile

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You might notice opposite rotations between the first and last segments, the presence of the core of the Milky Way over the South Pole but not the North Pole, and the middle segment where you can see stars curving around both pole stars.
You realize that pic related is going to do your job better than you?

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because the earth rotates and stars are too far away for our relative speed for us to be able to notice that they are moving

Shills like you are funny because you say a bunch of words but never visually show or provide evidence for any claims you make. It's sad how you think this is effective.

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Earth isn't moving.

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Interstellar was a shitty attempt at 2001 Odyssey
This movie was a good dramatic replication with little drama.

At this point I'm not really sure.
Do I trust the government to tell me EVERYTHING??? This user and these other flat earth faggots are kind of posting some interesting things some times. It makes me wonder
I just don't know what the fuck any more

watch this with an open mind
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No Black astronaut we will have change this in the reboot

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Globe denial is one thing, denial is something else

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its a saiyan spaceship projection, obviously

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God I want to fuck Larkin Love so badly.

I truly don't understand why...

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how does gravity fit with your theory.
inb4 (((gravity))) stuff falls. why does it do that.

How are rockets getting in to space then if there is a dome above us

why do we observe red-shift and blue-shift then

The effect could be caused by temperature variations in our atmosphere too, like when you see the shimmer coming off a hot road or camp fire.

But no, not on Jow Forums, it's globalists/jews/nazis/antifa/smurfs...

dude, weed.

the doem is not glass. it's a torus field.

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>the creation museum education system

>moon makes you cold
No shit
Why do you think it doesn't shine in africa?

the point is that during the day if you stand in the sun it's hotter than being in the shade but at night being under direct moonlight is colder than if the moonlight is blocked by something.

how come flat earthers never take the time to just build a model rocket with a camera attached and send it into orbit?

That one flat earther made a steam powered rocket to launch himself into the air. I don't think the FAA let him launch.

>a satire board is the laughing stock of the world
you're too dumb for the internets

>the point is that during the day if you stand in the sun it's hotter than being in the shade but at night being under direct moonlight is colder than if the moonlight is blocked by something.
are you fucking retarded? thats what I was agreeing with.

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