PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - RALLY IN 5ISH BURGERS EDITION /ptg/

13.6, to be exact

MORE DETAILS ON FIGHT: JOHN KELLY AND JOHN BOLTON WERE SCREAMING AT EACH OVER THE RECENT SURGE OF BORDER CROSSINGS

PRESIDENT TRUMP TOOK THE SIDE OF JOHN BOLTON IN THE HEATED ARGUEMENT

THERE WERE FEARS THAT ONE OR BOTH MEN WOULD RESIGN

VIA CNN

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They were arguing over how to deal with the Caravan, Bolton said Warthogs, Kelly wanted white phosphorous.

>Leaves out The Onion as the source

NPC's Fear the Inner Monologue of Humans

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Mountain west rallies are always a little too late for the center of the universe time zone.

Ain't diversity great?

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Someone call Goblin Slayer.

> Twitter working with Atlantic Council to detect bots and foreign interference

Boy whole lot of Jow Forums is going to get erazed.

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I made this.

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probably arguing over how many airstrikes

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number of mail-in ballots in Arizona & Florida seem like good news for GOP

Paste the fucking list right the fuck now, there is no A-Z for jews.

There is one for nigs, though.

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Goblino Slayer

top kek for this beautiful piece by the Onion

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Awooga

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You ReTHUGlicans deserve to die for progress

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see

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Didn’t Kelly want the dreamers to stay?

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I stole this

>Angel and a demon

>can think without hearing disembodied voices
What the fuck does that jelly tits think thinking is?

Why not put salmon in the fish tacos?
That shit is pure spic repellant.

>When the new patch is released

things that happened
the article

?

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He said something positive about kikes, and Kelly read too much Jow Forums

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RED WAVE

THE MORE WE VOTE THE HIGHER IT GETS

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literally don't have a conscious. Jeez, they try too hard to not not sound like an NPC.

maga mothafuckaa's

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There's no way Trump WH will ever close the border lmao, tap out Trumpfags

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I think I may be the most attractive fascist on Jow Forums, definitely among /ptg/ays.

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>189919569
Fake news.

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>/ptg/ likes my meme
and I thought you guys hated my guts

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Mike Stuchberry at Spooky Halloween.
Some type of faggot fanfic writer.

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t. Sources familiar with things that happen in the white house

mine is better

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THE FUCK IS THIS?????

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>maga

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Nice. I like that one.

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AWOO~

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SOON.

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They had me at "beating off dogs"

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Based

That actually sounds nice.

Fascism is for plebs. Imperial monarchy is the patrician choice.

Imprison them both, and then bomb them

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>implying we can't do both

Why not both?

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>Tedcruz.com
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TED CRUZ BTFO

why not both?

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FRENS!

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It's the party of Trump.

They've been saying Kelly will resign for months now.

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Why did you leave plebbit?

Highly doubt they were fighting over immigration.

>189919651
Lying Semite lies again after returning home from being a mohel.

if only if only they were actually right
I'd be singing and dancing far into the moon light

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nytimes.com/interactive/2018/upshot/elections-poll-azsen-3.html

Lots of R potential in AZ. Trump rally would help McSally a lot.

>I'm a free-thinker, that's why I have the same opinion as the people around me.
My hatred for these people is beginning to be more than I can bear.

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>still trying for a Kelly Palace Intrigue episode
Journos are getting lazier

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Doesn't Mexico have a border wall?

Why do you think that

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Bolton is onto something if true.

Why has he been using the short steps lately?

nice reply reddit

God damn do I wanna fuck Krysten Sinema in the ass while she squeals like a pig

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You never thanked me for making you fix that shitty body paint, user.

Why not both

Lying before midterms.

Pre-emptive cover against campaign ads of orange man pushing grannies in wheel chairs off of cliffs and cackling in glee as they splat at the bottom. You now how the legislative process works by now. Trump says thing, congress makes sausage, maybe it passes, maybe not. Keep your skirt on.

It probably took longer to do this than just use markup in notepad

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this is going to need a hat fools

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I thought
> CREDIBLE ALLEGATION
> BELIEVE WOMEN
was enough?

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So the USMCA gives a $16 minimum wage to all factory workers in all 3 countries?

Freundchen!
Hast du gewusst, dass ich unironisch Deutsch spreche?

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>leaf

I would not put it past Trump to have set this up for the lulz.

"On your way out you two guys argue and swear at each other"

official site is tedcruz.org; someone already tried this during the depart. You get an 'E' for effort.

DING

>walking on foot in the Mexico-Guatemala border town. In that area, only the Suchiate River and a pair of bridges separate Mexico and Guatemala.

Black hole sun

There was a literal photo

natürlich! komm her du!

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*debate*

Daily reminder that this is the only solution to stopping illegal immigration:

youtube.com/watch?v=KPGyt3ZDv2Y