Are you a Betomaniac, Jow Forums?

why are they jewish if theyre texan

Freedom of movement. A total mistake.

America is the most important country in the world and Texas is the most important state in America!

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we need a pale of settlement for kikes like russia used to have

If only.

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I can´t tell if they are actually taking the piss at beto o'rourke or if they are trying to support him. Holy sit this is amateur stupid and cringe.

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NO. Beto is NOT a jewish plot to push on Texans. Please vote for him!

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this is pretty cringe but the hilldawg video will never be topped.

youtube.com/watch?v=vLGFyxAP0QE

He wants to make illegal aliens citizens, and wants 'smart border control' aka doing absolutely nothing. He´s the democrats usual anti american shit in a new package.

jewish cringe

Kek. Nice try, CruzCuck.

>Yes, because unlike the rest of the brainlets on Jow Forums I'm not going to vote for someone whose only concern is making corporations rich and taking away others healthcare
If hillary had gotten elected the US would have gone bankrupt in 3-4 years. Bringing industry and jobs back to the US and everything he´s doing will actually make it possible to save medicare and all of these things. You can´t afford obama care. Let alone can you afford it for giving it to tens of millions of illegals. Your taxes would just about tripple if you fully implemented it.

It´s not nice try, it´s exactly his own words that he said on i think it was stephen colberts show. Which i watched on cable a few weeks ago. It should be called the Democrat Propaganda show featuring stephen colbert

It's a joke. Much like Beta.

it’s commiefornia refugees fleeing their states into texas. listen to how these whores speak, they’re not native texans.

Big libs and the media kikes are pushing Beto and blue wave big time here, he will never win tho, although he will keep the $38 million that Californians and New Yorkers have him to convert us when he loses

>mfw it's real
I thought this was a parody video until the end.

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Steers and queers. This will probably work in TX desu

#BetaForBeto

>youtube.com/watch?v=L_RFQxnizbQ
The left truly can't meme.

This is fucking gay, the main girl isn't that good looking, and the other lady is a 40 yr old jewish spinster and a beat as fuck looking redhead. Sad.

Want to know how I know you are not from Texas?

>Jews vote to bring Muslims into Europe
>Californians vote to bring Mexicans into Texas
I think we're gonna need Hans to give us some advice on handling these undesirables here.

Fuck no it won’t. He’s been getting a shit ton of money, $38 million, to turn us and it’s being spent of college kids and austinites, it’s obviously not going to work because no one cares and everyone is either apathetic (college kids, Hispanics, austinites) or REALLY doesn’t want Beto in power( everyone else) we had a entire group of dem orgs attempting to get people registered to vote here for weeks, and they’re all being funded by jew York and Cali

I am voting for Beto simply because Cruz is vehemently pro-israel and open immigration through neoliberal trade policies

Cruz is a localist, Cruz is a globalist, the choice is clear here

I am voting for Beto simply because Cruz is vehemently pro-israel and open immigration through neoliberal trade policies and his record on tech visas

Cruz is a localist, Cruz is a globalist, the choice is clear here

>voting for the man who wants to take your guns away
You don't deserve liberty.

I too am voting for beto. Us fellow goys need to work together.

>Cruz is a localist, Cruz is a globalist, the choice is clear here
that doesnt make sense at all, that contradicts each other

Call it a hunch, but I get the feeling you're either not originally from Texas or your family moved here in the past 50 years.

Beto literally said he wants no border. At least Cruz will vote with Trump 100% of the time.

>I am voting for Beto simply because Cruz is vehemently pro-israel and open immigration through neoliberal trade policies
Beto makes cruz look like a choir boy with regards to immigration. He wants to make the illegals citizens. So they 'don´t have to live in fear' over breaking US law.

There is no chance this is a parody?

>I am voting for Beto simply because Cruz is vehemently pro-israel and open immigration through neoliberal trade policies
>Cruz is a localist, Cruz is a globalist, the choice is clear here

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Sorry, Giuseppe, but I can guarantee Beto voters have no sense of perspective. This is unironic.

>Literally Jow Forums going into the trump/Clinton election.

QUEEN.

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Är det du Felix?

>corporate manufactured high fructose corn syrup memes

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It's like they can't help themselves, they can't stop giving us material.....

she has a point

I am voting for Beto simply because Cruz is vehemently pro-israel and open immigration through neoliberal trade policies and his record on tech visas

Cruz is a localist, Cruz is a globalist, the choice is clear here

Holy fuck, how does someone manage to out cringe Baked Alaska's autotuned songs.

youtu.be/6-sATHRO0jo

youtube.com/watch?v=GiHftejWSvU

What is botnet?

Dude is going to lose after spending how many millions more than Cruz? Still a faggot.

what the fuck happened to this guy? It seems obvious now that he got threatened during the election.

>esther's follies
I did not want to remember these people exist

Why? Why? Are they are targeting fucking teenagers in a political campaign. They don't fucking vote, especially state and local elections. But sweet creeping jesus, this stuff is pathetic.

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I am a teenager that is 1(7)8. I can assure you, this is absolute cringe.

Jesus, this is considered a Texas beauty in 2018.

Our standards are truly rock bottom.

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Theyre all three jews user, every feature screams it.

Also should add that this is reason #4357239 on why you should never date white American women.

Jews gonna Jew.

Beto is trash, they only people that support him live in the cities. It really is funny that this is the best Texas dems can do after dumping millions on him. They are very out of touch.

jesus christ

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>whores make consistent sexual innuendos Repeal the 19th amendment

"NPC Instructions = Received" comment LOL

Texan here.

Fuck Austin. Fuck South Street, Fuck UT, Fuck the Cowboys and Fuck Austin again.

Go Tech.

0:40 oh come on...

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Wreck'em Tech

Cruz for the win because the memes of giant piles of Beto signs in the trash after the election will be fun, along with beta male puns

All of them California transplants who failed in LA and ended up in Austin

He's supported by celebrity #11623 and #07266 and he played guitar with celebrity #25123. Vote for Beto!

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Haha Felix är ett jävla Judenamn.

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Nigger they're both owned by AIPAC, o' rourke didn't immediately want to give them 225 mil for the iron dome a few years ago and got buttblasted by the yids for it. There is no good option. Maybe if beto tries to ban ar-15s we can accelerate the collapse, idk

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>pic related

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Judging from the frame in OP I really don't want to watch it.
Is that Macarena? Or some newer cringe?

Imagine being indoctrinated into a cult against both your knowledge and your will, but instead of just accepting that something went fuckallhideous at a point you can’t quite recall, you just dial up the batshit crazy to 11 and try to burn the whole house down instead.

Easier than admitting the alternative, I guess?

[post/56475868]¡Jksi/Cruz

>I am voting for Beto simply because Cruz is vehemently pro-israel and open immigration through neoliberal trade policies and his record on tech visas,Cruz is a localist, Cruz is a globalist, the choice is clear here,orange man is bad

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I sorta like this LOL

I went to school with the girl in the red leather jacket, her name is Rachel.

Democrats need a white guy for President.

Nevermind, I hate it

Does this hipster shit play well with the rest of Texas?

That is so bad.
So bad. Holy shit.
Was this funded by the Ted Cruz campaign?
WHO THE FUCK IS THE TARGET AUDIENCE FOR THIS?

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>Esther’s Follies, the SNL of AUSTIN

Imagine my shock

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus

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Just busted a nut to this

This is what happens when you listen to the nofap people.

they did a remix of the old song "the leader of the pack"

I was unironically 2 weeks into nofap as well. It was a huge load, just wasted, fuck my shit up senpai

I am fucking beat-o-maniac though.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=L_RFQxnizbQ
Isn't this video incredibly sexist by liberal standards?

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Even though it's cringe as hell, it's still better than anything pol can produce.

Is it? The only group this ad could be aimed at is women so if it's sexist they fucked up on all counts.

>click on [embed]
>click on play
>5 sec in
WHY
>click on [REMOVE]
remove democrat

how could anyone think this was a good idea?
how could noone mention this was a terrible idea?
is this the end result of constant one-upping based on cliques?

The main lady is Jewish, shocking I know

Haha I directed that video