Prove you are not a NPC
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Every time I hear someone use the NPC meme I gather into a group and say this chant “NPC meme go away! We are human here to stay! NPC meme go away! We are human here to stay” and I just keep shouting it until they stop
NPC, thoughtlessly follows masses
Prove you're not an NPC.
I came play this game too.
I put all my skill points in to swimming when playing Deus Ex.
I’m currently thinking in words.
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10
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printf("hello, reddit\n");
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no!
doesn't matter if I'm an NPC, worry about yourself
this
inner monologue and all that
on a side note,feeling blackpilled as fuck lately
can somebody help please?
I have arguments with myself in my head all the time.
I can't believe the NYT is writing articles about NPC and Jow Forums.
In 2009, I remember how much of a joke this place was. Now people think this changes elections. el oh el
Today I was thinking about the direction of American nationhood. I focused on two elements: 1. White rural non-farmers 2. White liberals.
What has driven rural whites into depression, drinking, and opiate use? Why do white liberals zealously advance an agenda that is destructive to themselves and society?
There are two types of influence that drives a populace to purpose. The first is bottom up local social cohesion. The second is top down influence from the government, media, and academia.
The plight of the drunken rural hick and the liberal is the same - programming. Both groups lack self license and require a directive to have purpose. The rural white has been demonized and told he has no greater purpose. This is why they drink and experience an opoid crisis. White liberals have been given a purpose, albeit a destructive one, but choose that existence over having no purpose at all.
The way I see it, both groups, with sufficient influence, could be convinced to do just about anything if targeted correctly.
Does this mean they are lesser than us with ongoing free association, self license, and an inner monologue? I think that's the wrong question. Every nation needs leaders and followed to carry out those directives. NPC's are a currency that can be used to carry out goals. The next question is, how does Jow Forums begin the reprogramming from a bottom up or top down method?
My dialogue isn't going to change until you advance the story quest. Just go to Kvatch already & stop fucking around with sidequests if you want to hear anything different from me.
I have never had a twitter or facebook account
is this Quantum Mechanics related?
they see the potential in this meme we should too
Anyone who has “inner monologues” is unironically mentally ill.
been feeling blackpilled lately too. is that shit about Jow Forums breaking people finally coming true?
Only if you're unironically talking to them like they're actually separate entities like God or something.
false and converse
I'm a Nexus 8 NPC tho...
I hunt other NPCs
I was chopping wood for a good hour yesterday thinking about how I would explain to a normie why the sexual dynamic in the west is so lopsided to the point where the top 90% of women have nearly limitless options to pick from while only the top 10% of men enjoy similar advantages and how women can get away with so much in a marriage becasue in the end they will always come out on top in a divorce court, that's why the divorce rate in the US is skyrocketing.
I was listening to an audiobook covering the history of war and the politics surrounding various wars in the US, and thinking about how (in hindsight) the constitution could have been improved. I have pretty constant inner monologue whenever I'm not napping or outright sleeping. I don't use any kind of major social media like Facebook or Twitter or any other bizarre NPC gathering place where NPCs share their all of their 100% unique private information and their hatred for orange man.
Found the NPC. Think of yourself having already made two decisions. Now sit those two versions of yourself across from a table and have them argue with each other on the merits of why they made the right choice. Now have that going on in your head all day.
>This
I constantly think about what I'm doing and/or going to do by talking to myself in my head. NPCs don't do that, they don't think ahead and for themselves. They have no inner monologue.
do you know how to log off?
I innerly think about genocide of non whites and sluts.
There are only two genders.
Orange man bad
Orange man bad
Looks like theoretical physics
I don't use Twitter, Insta, Facebook or any other social media. And I avoid people so I can't spread my pre-determined dialouge.
I just did this upgrade from a previous thread OC
>tfw npc and Jow Forums is jealous
le orange man bad
Jet fuel cant melt steel beams.
I’m not an npc
u stole my trips nigger
Screw you
I voted for Trump, openly admit that to my liberal classmates at my liberal uni, and will do so again in 2020
I talked in myself to my inner voice about what the ideal colour for poop is while I was pooping just now.
>Software created by a diverse team will be better than software designed by white males because ideally 50% of users will be female and 40% will be non-white. What a white male might find obvious may only make sense because of a privileged upbringing where they had access to expensive toys and devices aimed specifically at their class and gender. Ensuring that software will appeal to a diverse group of users has never been more important - diversity *must* be considered in the hiring process instead of strictly relying on education and experience.
An NPC cannot put themselves into the mind of the enemy.
>can somebody help please?
What does your daily routine consist of?
>tips my Stetson
Brain slug is comfort.
Brain slug is bliss.
Embrace the slug, user
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Does the slug talk?
I don't think "this is what democracy looks like".
inner monologues
I hate negroids and everything that is non-white
only a sith deals in unfalsifiables
So he's like my player?
Does he know the ideal colour of poop?
Orange man good.
Slug speaks to me, I speak through slug.
Slug's calming voice soothes me so I may live in this dystopian world. I would not exist if it were not for slug.
Let slug aid your cognition user, for you think too much you may hurt your brain.
I unironically enjoy pineapples on pizza.
I like thinking much though.. Is slug good ad debate?
He says, thoughtfully spewing memes.
I don't believe in memes.
>Does not compute
you win, sir. Have a (you)
I hate niggers, jews, spics, street-shitters, and sand-niggers.
how'd I do?
I know not what is the quality of slug's debate.
I do not question him, I am at nirvana when I question not, slug knows what is best. user, let slug into your life. Slug tells me you are in need of re-alignment.
Here is 100% undeniable evidence that I am not an NPC, my Polish friend:
>Those fucking digits mang fuck
Checked. Also do you blokes call this kinda pizza Hawaiian?
I voted Trump.
Ok I want to leave
Work for a few hours but the rest of my days are free
No social skills and lost contact with all friends
For some reason I feel like I need to meet a woman but I'm disillusioned because of past experiences and current trends
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORANGE
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
I do not emigrate to other countries to clean their toilets while my sister try to find a sugar daddy.
>Generic Racist NPC
For me I hate zionists and other elite schemers who would attempt to embolden the retards of the world.
No, u !
I think having a failed social and dating life is the best proof there could possibly be. How could a non NPC possibly have success when interacting with hoards and hoards of them?
My life has zigzagged back and fourth between people saying that I'm weird, or that I'm brilliant/a genius. I think underneath it all people realize that I always have been, and always will be a genius, and even if I do things that are decided to be "weird" by the NPC trial mob, it still doesn't make me less brilliant.
Yeah I sound like a fgt narcissist, but it's not like you know who I am. My entire high school career was spent considering my future, what college I will go to, how I will market my abilities, how I will get my ideas out there. All of my (((friends))) (at least the one's who were around my age, and stayed in town while I was there) never thought even a week ahead. It was always parties, sex, drugs, booze, cars, boats, maybe a gun and 4wheeler every now and then. It became clear that we lived completely different lives, and in order to justify their poor behavior it was vital for them to act like I didn't fit in, or that I was weird.
Someday the reality will set in for them. It's already set in that they are losers... just not that I am a winner. I just need my big break, and when they hear about it, they will all still be down in the dumps with kids they didn't want, drug addictions, and all of their Chad like features drained out of them from decades and decades of shitty decisions.
I only say this because I have a feeling many Jow Forumsacks have experienced similar.
Fuck off faggot. Sage.
SoRrY dId YoU sAy PrOvE tHaT i Am NoT nPc? FuGg YoU
I'm spending tons of money to go to college for a degree in which I'm not sure If i'll get a job out of it. I like to keep up to date when a new apple product comes out. My favorite shows are Stranger Things, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Black Mirror, and Doctor Who and my favorite book series is Harry Potter. I drive a honda accord. I wouldn't call myself an atheist but I do believe strongly in science and being a logical person. I wear a lot of flannel shirts or tees with graphic designs of my favorite things, I have black rimmed-glasses, a tattoo of a triforce, and I got a sick beard. I hate exercise and would much rather grab a pizza or some sushi. I have a nice following on Twitter on which i'm verified where I share inspirational quotes, videos/pictures of animals, videos/pictures of cool science stuff, and sometimes get a bit political. I'm always up to date and participate in "awareness weeks" or events that help "spread awareness". I have a good amount of friends and a girlfriend but I still feel empty on the inside and will post about this on social media under the guise of ironic depressive self deprecating humor.
The mods here are NPCs because they get offended enough by porn / gore that they muster up the calories to move their 200lbs arms to go for the ban button, giving them a brief dopamine rush as they pant and breath heavily from the extraneous exercise you just put them through. "MOM GET ME THE COKE" they shout to recover their lost energy on this great quest of justice on an internet board for people that await the second coming of hitler, not realizing that the 800 pound mod would be the first to be shoven into the oven by people such as yours truly.
>lately
if you understand the NPC meme, you are not an NPC
Yeah, it's called Hawaiian over here too. I just say pineapple pizza tho.
A diagram of my ass
Last night I told my wife that I support Hitler and that he was right about Jews. She cried for 20 minutes and told me we would never have sex again. In the morning she gave me a blow job. Turns out she doesn't like jews or blacks either, but "thinking bad things about people makes her feel like a bad person". She is still stuck on her NPC programing but deep down there is an ethno state mother waiting to be free.
prove it first
1000%
>embolden the retards of the world
like yourself?
>Yes, goyim love your fellow nigger and spic we're all the same goyim
>work
What kind of work? White/blue collar?
gun violence in chicago
I saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible creatures