Childs said he expected it to go well, but he never thought they would sell out in 45 minutes

Honestly, girl guides should just get special permission from the government to partner up with weed dispensaries to sell their cookies. Get some charity in along with your degeneracy.

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It’s a boy

Given that the kids a ginger and his jihadi flag, probably a Koran since gingers always wind up becoming Muslim

MAKE THE SWITCH

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Is Girl Guide bootleg Girl Scouts, kind of like your bootleg version of DiGiorno pizza?

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get off the internet Hans and go talk to 15+ year olds.

I bet she could make a lot more money selling something else.

Post sauce feggit.

>>It’s a boy

>Elina Childs

Unless it's a transloli.
The father sure sounds like enough of a faggot for it to be true.

Based and cookiepilled

Marijuana?

That would only make it hotter.
Her peepee. He warm Loki pee would be tasty.

I'm annoyed we don't have girl scout cookies in the UK. Having delcious treats delivered to my door sounds amazing.

>girl scout cookies
I'm surprised this is still a thing in America given that they have 100+ pedophiles per square mile.

fake (((news)))

if this is true its awesome

Some critics were saying there would be burning cars and stoned 12 year olds in the downtown parks on the day that pot was decriminalized. This whole thing came and went without incident.

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Someone explain to me the Marxist reasoning behind replacing "scout" with "guide"

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Women are for leading. Leading us using their feminine proclivities towards global communism.

Conservatives love to deprive others of every liberty to do what they want with their own bodies and in their own bedrooms, but then bitch and moan when the minorities they once oppressed use the power of the State to strip them of their property and right to keep and bear arms. They're the worst kind of hypocrites. Either initiating violence against people for doing or owning shit you just don't happen to like is okay in all cases, or okay in none.

You don't get to logically say 'IT'S OKAY WHEN I TAKE YOUR POT BUT NOT WHEN YOU TAKE MY GUNS OR TAX DOLLARS!'.

Like a piece of candy or

I honestly really quite like how you guys seem to have pulled it off despite my reservations, hope there might be room for some greater autonomy for cities that have/want some more variety in future

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Girl Scouts exist primarily to sell those cookies now. That’s all. It’s child labor

Nice imagination

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This is why people say "conservatives are upset about what you do in the bedroom... liberals are upset with what you do in every other room."
And it looks like you haven't been paying attention. Conservatives lost this battle long ago.

This. At first I thought he was teaching her initiative but then realized his motive was to make ger comfortable with pot.

Some critics.. like who? Some random OP-ED?

fuck off caliphate, this child doesnt belong in your pants

This was literally lifted from an episode of Friends.

youtube.com/watch?v=YTWHZVzvPi4

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>scout = guide
>Marxist reasoning
Lrn2marx fgt pls

She knew the perfect location to sell cookies but with those munchies selling also lemonade would have been very profitable for her since thirst will be huge when you're high as fuck.

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I remember that episode.

When Ross picked that girl scout and threw her down the stairs and then put her leg in between two steps and snapped it in half with his boot. Then he stole all of her girl scout cookies and sold them to drug addicts so he can make those sweet shekels and buy more leather pants and rollerskates.

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I don't know why Republicans don't take the Democrat's ammo from them by passing marijuana legalization. It would remove a talking point and make a lot of people (mostly hippies who ONLY care about marijuana) not go to the polls.

>burning cars because of decriminalization
Holy fuck. Actual boomers are reaching levels of reefer madness that are unheard of.

Pretty smart desu

Did you just assume xyrs gender?

nice.

She should go there every day and sell cookies. Make sure parents are with her and the car is loaded with cookies.

Girl Scouts aren't allowed to do this in the US. They don't want kids near dispensaries.

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Kids no how it's done. You can sell anything to addicts.

Girl guides is a distinct organization, So is Scouts Canada (which accepts girls) and there are more groups like the World Federation of Independant Scouters to take into account.

The main idea of prepping young warriors to colonize India has long been lost however.

Smart

Conservatives (not Republicans) want the government to be entirely uninvolved in things like drugs and marriage. It's not the government's place to regulate what I ingest, just like it's not the government's place to regulate who I marry.

Personally I think drugs are a bad life choice, and I think homosexual marriage is a bad life choice. But it's not my responsibility and it shouldn't be the government's responsibility to stop people from making subjectively poor life choices.

Are those cookies as trash as the girls scout cookies? Why dont they actually teach the girls to bake?

she's a genius

Dam! You beat me to it.
SPBP

good goy sell my cancer causing cookies heheheheheheheheeeeeee

cant sell food in the us without a FDA approval.

most bake sales unless done at a church are against the law.

My niece is part of a culinary program at the boys and girls club, I guess they work with the high school culinary program, and they made homemade Samoa girlscout cookies the first day. They get together every day after school and cook, sometimes just for them all to share with other kids at the club, sometimes they cook for school events.

The girl scouts sit outside the same boys and girls club doing basically nothing every day, selling cancer cookies marked up 1000%.

that's the definition of business acumen. That girl is based.

I know there are cottage food laws in california they passed the california home food act which made selling food from hime legal, i assumed that because california is some of the most regulated states in the country other states would not have such shitty laws on the books.

is grey area.
but a large natnl org like the girl scouts would not want the target on there back,

You are right. It would take one guy getting the runs to sue the shit out of them and fuck it up for the rest.

Who thought that? People against pot think it's degenerate and negatively affects society. And it is/does.

That parent should have their children taken away, bringing them to a dispensary to sell cookies to pot heads

Nice try, faggot. Boys can't join Girl Scouts/Leafette Scouts.

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Not a pretty child.

Pot heads are generous.

Yes that would make things much better for everyone

>dude why don't republicans pass gay marriage, tranny bathrooms and mandatory interracial relationships? it'd totally own the libs lol