Western approach to midwives is the literal root of western degeneracy

Do you think I'm fucking joking?

Here's a fact:
When a mother gives birth, the placenta floods her blood stream with a drug cocktail of Oxytocin(Not to be confused with Oxycontin) and a bunch of other naturally occurring drugs that are custom made to literally delete the experience of child birth, so that the mother will get pregnant again(Hence the "I don't know any man who wants to get kicked in the balls twice, meanwhile women always want more kids).
It's also how a mother begins her journey of bonding with the newly born baby.

So let's get to the pic related.

Do you think it's natural to go through 30 hours of labour, screaming your throat out for any predator within earshot?

Alright, slight segue:
You know how, when you take a shit on your marble throne, you need to push, and it doesn't just plop out(Unless you're having the runs)?
Next time, try putting a small stool to lift your legs up so that you simulate a squat.

That slight movement up realigns your colon with the anus, making the turd easier to push out.

You think giving birth is any different?

Do you think the nigs are lying in a bed and giving birth while screaming half way to hell?

The mothers give birth while standing on two fucking bricks, and the midwife stands behind her to catch the baby as it drops out.

So, how does giving birth in a bed come into play?

Simple:
It extends labour by a factor of 10.
Since there's only so much drugs the body can make, you never want to have another kid again.
the next couple women will ask to give birth using pain killers(Epidural).
The pain killers block the Oxytocin, sabotaging the mother/child bond.
Next, a doctor will suggest that his patient do a selective c-section to deliver the baby.
BINGO!
Now all the fresh baby mamas are looking to give birth by c-section, thus bypassing the birth altogether.

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This has the benefit of the mother and child never bonding properly, so she can do things like encouraging him to chop his cock off.

What's that you ask?
How else can this affect western civilization?

Mothers push the baby out using the same muscles they poop.
So the first bath you ever get as a newborn, is one covered in shit and gore.
However, that shit is actually important, since it forms an important microbiome.
We're talking germs that can process milk, nuts, etc.
Also a microbiome which is bent on getting healthy food, not the shit fast food.

No natural birth, no shit bath, no proper immune system.

I'm willing to buy just about everything here but the feces bath. Extending labor makes sense when you're billing it to your customer or their insurance company. Fucking with natural pain killers to justify using your own plays into the same rationale. And given how incredibly subtle New World Order goons try to be with influencing chemistry and pairbonding through various means including water (drink your flouride goyim), social (of course it's natural to have fucked 20 men by your 18th birthday) and other such means of attack, I would absolutely believe there is some subtle chemistry-based bonding process through the natural pain killer induced euphoria.

But the shit bath? That is one I will have to ask you to justify.

It's widely known that you have more but bacteria than Human cells that make up your body itself. The gut bacteria biome is responsible for you getting sick or not, your immune system, your diet, your metabolism, multiple allergies and more. You get sick because bacteria outside of you body enters it and interacts as a foreign agent with hour own native bacteria and causes damage, making you sick. You don't have this biome as a newborn and require the bacteria from the mother to build one.

It's all about them germs.

OK, let's go back a bit into the pregnancy:
Are you aware that embryonic you pissed and shat the entire content of your mother's womb?
Multiple times?
That's how you learn to drink, piss and shit.
And yet, you aren't born sick.

Why's that?

Because your mother's womb is the closest to a sterile environment mother nature can make, without making us produce natural antiobiotics and anti septics.

So the shit bath(Or shower), which is mirrored by every other mammal on the planet, is there to introduce colonies of friendly germs that will make their way into your gut, to both help you with digestion, and to protect you from infections by angry asshole germs that will make you shit yourself to death.

Your mother's milk contains specific compounds that humans can't digest, but germs can.

Those germs are what's responsible for you not becoming an obese landwhale(Read about how fecal transplants from healthy athletic donors causes obese tubs of lard to drop dozens of pounds without doing any fucking excercise).

They don't poop until they get out. That parts wrong.

>Google this shit
hopkinsmedicine.org/gastroenterology_hepatology/clinical_services/advanced_endoscopy/fecal_transplantation.html
>Giving fatties your shit is literally a medical procedure that exists

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Bitch you thought I was joking?

It's currently midnight here, and I'm at the point between passing out from exhaustion and having pieces of puzzles click right into place.

>Keep reading on google
webmd.com/digestive-disorders/news/20151209/diy-fecal-transplant#1
>DIY fecal transplants
>Hallie found relief from 7 years of unrelenting stomach pain at the bottom of her 3-year-old nephew’s froggy potty.
>She took his stool out of the training toilet, “mushed it up” with some saline solution in a plastic baggie and then squirted it into her rectum using an empty enema bottle.
>“People say, ‘Didn’t it gross you out?’ And I would say no. This was like gold to me,” says Hallie, age 40, who lives in California.

I don't know how to feel anymore.

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Which is why some of what I'm writing doesn't make much sense...

There's some bits in the text that are missing that are supposed to tie everything together...

Good points, do you know if more natural birth options are available to women?

Ive been trying to tell people this for a while but they are also just retards and never listen.
Enjoy your retard aids babies.

Sadly, no.

There's a bunch of "Alternative" birthing practices, mostly in commiefornia as far as I'm aware.

>people reproducing is the cause of degeneracy
memeflag faggot

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Of all the retarded things I've read on Jow Forums since I came around in 2006, this tops all of it.

Just know that when you have a sick retard baby, i will have preemptively laughed at your misfortune, faggot.

Doctors justify having a woman on her back to see how far she's dilated, the truth is it causes tears that shouldn't happen. The whole ob/gyn system is a scam only blue pilled women fall for.

C Sections remove an extremely painful/orgasmic bonding experience between the child and the mother that can never fully be made up for

This is why mothers that have had abortions and C sections can kill their children without remorse

this guys half a retard but the positional stuff is true. women have a way easier time popping out babies on all fours but the problem is someone has to catch the baby and women are useless so midwives would drop and kill the babies all the time before they started doing it supine style

I believe in natural child birth.
I still think OP is a kike using a hyperbole to place blame on any other groups that isn't the jews and you are one dumb fuck to fall for it.

>the state of american education
Lmao

Just passing through the bacteria filled bagina strengthens your skins immune system from the start

I wouldn't be surprised if c sections lead to acne problems later in life due to never getting exposure to all that bagina bacteria early on

Goddamn, this thread is making me swallow a redpill I never could have foreseen the existence of. So where the fuck am I supposed to find a traditional virgin woman whose conditioning on this topic isn't deep enough that it can be broken?
Holy fucking shit we need a global reset, someone please declare war on Israel. I don't even care if I die, I WILL give my life fighting for that cause.

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>midwives would drop and kill the babies all the time before they started doing it supine style
I couple of pillows would solve that problem.

Do you lack some basic reading comprehension?

The issue isn't in the reproduction itself, but in the how.
Why do white women have such low birth rates?
Why do non white women experience reduction in birth rates upon emigrating to western countries?

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So, explain to me the proper childbirth method

Squat and let gravity do the work

They trick us into believing there are no consequences for having C sections

Our education is more like indoctrination

Arrogantly taking shortcuts with childbirth has massive consequences for life

This should be obvious

Why do blacks and hispanics have declining birth rates when they live in western countries?
The spic birthrate in the US has plummeted as well, what's your explanation for that?

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Different user but keep it up dude

All I can think of is that scene from the nativity movie where Mary is squatting and holding onto those straps

Can we glass the entire fucking region?

Maybe we can go back to

Isolation is another big issue. It's one of the biggest reasons cited for why women don't want to have another baby. I think women in the workforce/badly structured communities are to blame in part.

>Why do white women have such low birth rates?
Because they tend to educate themselves, and then start a career, and by the time they are ready to settle and start a family 90% of them are infertile.

Traumatic 1st births make them sew their uterus up tighter than a 6 year old girl getting prepped to be wed to a 60 year old saracen goat fucker.

This is exactly how we do it in the West until the last phase where the contractions are so painful that standing up is virtually impossible.

> the rebirth of the Squatty Potty meme.
> not a single gastro-enterologist agrees with your "squatting is better" claims
> squatting has been scientifically proven to offer no benefits beyond getting crap all over your shoes so everyone will know immediately that youre a moron.

you are beyond stupid.

>B-b-but.. 3rd world slags drop babies like taking a loose shit! Y U No lern frum their bootiful kulturez?
3rd world sows drop DOZENS of kids, because their infant mortality rate is astronomical, and every one of their spawn would be a "crisis baby" in a civilized country because they are so undersized and underweight.
after dropping and losing half a dozen kids, plopping out no 7 is easy, the same is true of cattle, sheep goats etc. a first time mother has trouble, after the 3rd or 4th, they barely notice when the calf falls out of their crevasse.

OP must be trolling.

Please tell me he is trolling.

>standing up is virtually impossible
>squatting
Bru, you ain't standing if you're squatting.

>> not a single gastro-enterologist agrees with your "squatting is better" claims
It's proven to cause less tearing due to the angle.

>DUUUUUH DEY MAKE MORE SOLDIERS TO OVERWHELM US CUZ THEY DUM AND WE 2 SMART 2!!!

>Bru, you ain't standing if you're squatting.
You kinda are, though.

>This has the benefit of the mother and child never bonding properly, so she can do things like encouraging him to chop his cock off.

I used to think people were crazy for wanting "home births" or "natural births", and after 2 years on Jow Forums it's become very clear just how badly (((modern medicine))) has damaged this country and her people over multiple generations.

I will always hold (((them))) in contempt, and never trust anything they say.

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Poop transplants go inside the colon. Having shit on you just covers you in shit. Also, babies already have the enzymes to break down breast milk, and breast milk is one of the reasons why newborns have such strong immune systems as they have maternal immunization.

>I will always hold (((them))) in contempt, and never trust anything they say.
Until you got your cancer diagnosis. Then it'll be all fine, and you won't even think of the kikes.

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>squatting gets crap on your shoes
Is your ass on backwards? What

>you have cancer goy
>time to take your death poison now
>no no you HAVE to or no food
norway, everyone. cant wait to exterminate.

And yet kikes do both educations + caeers and pop out at least 2 to 3 kids before hitting 30.

I am currently in this shithole(Expect to read another kike startup being bought in the next month or so RDJugh.jpg), and half the women that were in the office, including an exec, are in various stages of pregnancy.

There's an HR announcement about people becoming parents like once a week.

Have to, or no food? Dafuq are you on about? You can just leave the hospital if you want. Hell, if you can't pay they'll throw you out.

actually, lying on her back with her legs spread like a fucking whore has caused more internal bleeding deaths than you can imagine. the best way to give birth is squatting in 98° water

>Extending labor makes sense when you're billing it to your customer or their insurance company.
reminder this is only a thing in clapistan since you have no public health care, no other western country is as jewed as this
the final redpill, the shitpill, delivered as a suppository of course

i came out in less than fucking 2 hours you dumbfuck

>Until you got your cancer diagnosis
I'd have to go to a jew doctor in the first place to receive a diagnosis of any kind.

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>There's an HR announcement about people becoming parents like once a week.
Nice proof

You clearly weren't done cooking if you think OP meant births are always lengthy.

Wtf. Go on any pro Jew website and you will see tons of complaints about low birth rate. Like with whites, only the really religious are putting out tons of kids

no, this line of nonsense pops up here and there on whackadoodle websites like "natural news" and and other such electronic fish wrappers.
it always starts out like this:
> see the truth is, doctors are evil conniving bastards who WANT you to get sick, because thats how they stay in business. theres hundreds of natural simple DIY solutions to every health problem from acne to aids, but THEY dont want you to know....
and then they try to sell you something

if you experience "tearing" when you shit, you hhave serious problems. cut back on the boiled rice and fried cheese, and eat a fucking salad fatty.

medium rare
just like how it should be done

To me its just absurd, and both my parents are doctors.

Birthing dumbass, it stops tearing when birthing.

>california

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>You can just leave the hospital if you want
no

no. they drop out dozens of malnourished undersized infants per sow, and 2/3 of them die before the age of 5.
how you got that nonsense from my explanation is perplexing, except youre probably a retarded NPC who thinks strawman arguments are the new hotness.

I wonder if a C section could lead to misogyny and homosexuality

> both my parents are doctors...
so you admit, youre One of Them!
J'Accuse!!!

one of my favorite JP quotes

>no
no? why not?

I wouldn't say the whole world, but definitely the whole western health care system is a huge scam.
I wonder who is responsible...
Vid related: youtu.be/ZcTu0-1rqAU

What ISNT a scam though?

Used to be the case.

Then Gates and his friends gave them vaccines and basic hygiene, but no contraceptives.

Why?

Because muh rapefugees

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Why do you think the number of trannies started rising around 20 years after c sections really caught on?

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Makes sense. I never had heavy acne problems and I had a natural birth,but my brother was delivered via c section and looked like a red cookie well after his early 20s.

anything where money and culture isn't involved.

mass culture, I should say

C Sections do deprive the mother of the chemical cocktail that's meant to help promote the bonding with the baby during a normal birth. Those don't trigger unless she actually pushes the baby out.

You could probably make a pretty convincing argument that the lack of care for the child resulting from this leads to those, or at least that there's a correlation. There's already a correlation between allergies, asthma and c sections.

Child born by C-section here. I have no real attachment to anyone beyond a sense of justice imposed upon myself to feel normal.