The Wage Shade

"Michael, we can't have you looking at Stacy in accounting, Mr. Shekelberg wants this project done today... now put this on and focus"

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Back in the cagie wagie and put your blinders on

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Or how about not bringing obnoxious diversity hires and feminist faggotry into male workspaces.

Ideal male workspace:
>spitoon if desired
>computer desk
>comfortable chair
>community smoking environment/room thing
>coffee break room
>office bar
>fridge
>single meeting room with comfy chairs

Thats it. No other bullshit needed.
I’d really enjoy being in an office without a single female.

Better idea. Why don't we give up open offices?
Seriously, who the fuck thought they were a good idea? Cubicles are bad, but at least you can get shit done in peace.

All male work environments are heaven.

Until you deal with a gay jew
try working with one who is the vice principle

how about you get a job that isn't sitting in front of a computer for 8 hours

Now we just need Panasonic feedbags so we can stop wasting productive hours on lunch.

Haha faggots I have my own office with a window and a door and four glorious walls. Suck it.

Someone post the picture of the human cage Amazon patented.

>All male work environments are heaven.

Yeah they are called trades.

The real problem here is low-wall cubicles and open office spaces. Aany wage cuck who has worked in one knows how god awful it is, but tech corporations keep pretending it's a good idea.
The world sucks. The least you can do is stop wage slaving.

>yep, this air conditioner won't install itself

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I had an office once, but had to share it with a smelly pajeet and he always wanted the door shut. Talk about a blackpill.

We can't all be low iq retards.

>blindfolding your pawns.
where have heard of this before

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>haaha me smart
>me type on shiny fire and do big smart brain thing!!!
kill yourself pencil pusher

Women are the ones who need these the most.

Wagie wagie stare at screen
Wagie ragie can't be seen
Put on blinders, work all day
While NEET sleeps late and wakes to play

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>back in the cagie wagie and put your blindie windies on

>Caged since birth

Women are shit.

>ah, Goodman, now THAT was a brand you could count on
>*sips*

nice

>capitalism

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Ya, fuck you and your degenerate vices. Wanting to be able to increase the risk of cancer and heart disease for your co-workers because you're too god damned lazy to go outside is disgusting. Doesn't even touch on the fact that you're raising everyone's insurance costs by being too weak a person to live without nicotine.

It's such an obviously terrible idea I think the Jews just did it to inflict as much anxiety on the goyim as possible, profits be damned. What's an extra shekel a quarter compared to monitoring your goy slaves to the point where they are constantly uneasy, stressed out, and uncomfortable.

>shiny fire
??????

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I SAID GET IN THERE AND SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

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I'd bet you are overweight.

whats it like being the ultimate goyslave?

Fine. Ban cigs but let people vape. But I bet you're against that too because of your asthma or whatever you have because you're a complete bitch.

You'd lose that bet.

In my experience in offices. Its not Jews making the places horrible shit holes. Its Women, Brown people and faggots.

Lazy, blame others for their own mistakes, constantly narking and trying to 1 up others, HR's best friends and constantly shilling political correctness.
I used to dread having work functions and having to pretend I liked these people.

either you abolish capitalism or this.

choose wisely

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>implying marx was anything more than a stupid cuck
Oh, wait, that flag

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Or you could keep your degenerate vices away from the workplace. I'm fine with keeping it legal, but I think the taxes should be raised continually until you addicts are de facto slaves.

Wagie sits by Stacy's cube
Cannot look, that would be rude
Tries to hear, but boss he yells
Tries to sniff, but Panjeet smells

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Replace the word capitalism with corporatism and you'll make more sense.

based and redpilled

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why dont we just go back to cubicles??

MARX was a Neet who lived off others and thought he was some voice for the working class.

yea glad I'm not a wagecuck

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Ancrap no link guy
google.co.uk/amp/s/techcrunch.com/2018/10/17/open-offices-have-driven-panasonic-to-make-horse-blinders-for-humans/amp/
You wonder why people hate you memefaces?

Warcraft Chaos Rising. 2004. Stupid fucking 12yo zoomer.

>bro you gotta let me vape my triple mango cliffhanger juice or you're a pussy

Get fucked faggot nobody wants a whiff of whatever aerosolized candy you're puffing that reeks like the fat cunt in HR who fumigates whole floors with her perfume usage.

stop splinting what can be split. there no such thing as "corporatism"

that like saying "cancer" is OK, the problem is "Tumorism"

Just like the vast majority of early communists in any 'revolution'. They never actually figure out that they're the ones that get lined up against the wall in the first few purges, unless they were that one guy who got to take power.

>why don't you just pull yourself by your own human blinders user like I did
>2021 >doesn't work 120h weeks

>tfw wagecuck but want to escape

I have no idea how to get out of this fucking cage. I've been saving money to escape but it's slow going.

Wagie Wagie wants a taste
Stacy leaves, time for haste
Crawl your way to her trash
Bring the kleenex to your stash

Wagie smiles and Wagie cries
Rubs her boogers in his eyes
Strokes her phlegm onto his dick
Stuffs in mouth and swallows quick

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wagim btfo

based

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I choose the third option.

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Gotta keep in shape, Better do some sip ups.

either Wagie Cage of Garbage Dump

ill take the Garbage Dump

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blinders with a swastika? centrist cuck

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>watermark

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Nicely done, fren

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I see that you're a special kind of autistic. Consider the following:

>have an idea
>market that idea
>that idea makes you a lot of money since there is a high demand for that idea
>a competitor arrives in the market to provide a better product at a lower cost than yours
>more people buy the newer product instead of your older one
>you go and bribe government officials to pass bills and regulations that protect you from competition
>the other business dies because you've inflated yours with enough government money to mass produce and over advertise your product.
>the consumers are forced to buy your product

That's corporatism. Capitalism doesn't involve the state getting to enforce laws that destroy market competition, retard.

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>anarcho-anything

shut up lmao

G-guys is this real? Is this what the white man has to offer to the world? W-why

Move to Wyoming and get a job doing manual labor while they still hire White people at a decent wage for it.
Either that or keep your wagecage for now but join a political organization and help push for nationalist takeover of the country.

Enjoy your high food prices, faggot.

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I'M STILL JUST A WAGE IN A CAGE

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>capitalism doesn't involve capital buying political power
You are a naive idiot, but your flag already gave that away

>>you go and bribe government officials to pass bills and regulations that protect you from competition

if im rich enough why cant i hire a congressman to represent my interests? its a perfectly voluntary transaction. why should the government regulate voluntary transaction? a congressman need money to run for office, he offers services, i purchase services - Capitalism

there is nothing wrong with this
it's easier to work without distractions
noise cancelling headphones are amazing for that

the only dystopian thing here is that wagecucking exists in first place, but you are a faggot if you complain about people working more efficiently

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George Lucas was a prophet

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>he thinks that the state getting involved with the market is capitalism.
>he calls me a naive idiot for wanting the state to stop getting involved in the market.

You're such a dense motherfucker, you know that?

Lmfao based

answer me

Why waste space on cubes when you could pack workers together in an open space and make them wear blinders?

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>wanting the state to stop getting involved in the market.
>wanting
Kek, your entire worldview is based on a completely childlike view of human behavior. Capital is power. Power is always used to protect itself.

This dude is a psycho.

>why should the government regulate voluntary transaction?

I'm not saying that they should. Your voluntary transaction between you and the state prevents other businesses from growing by getting the state involved in competition, so if anything you're using the state to regulate voluntary transactions.

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>Kek, your entire worldview is based on a completely childlike view of human behavior.

How exactly? You're not explaining anything, you're just talking shit at this point.

if you want the state to stop being involved with the market then why you call a rich person giving money to a congressman "bribe"

"bribe" is a felony, who determines what constitutes a felony? the state.

Lmao

open office is a socialist concept. you must socialize with everyone all day, colelct 100 likes/day, or you are exterminated.

Bribes are favors in exchange for cash. You can bribe anyone to do anything. But when you bribe the state to violate other people's rights or bribe them to shut down other businesses, then that becomes questionable to whether or not you should keep a state around.

of course im gonna use whatever means to get the upper hand over my competitors, this is called winning in capitalism. are you saying that some body is suppose to REGULATE my competition?

the state are simply people who offer services is exchange for money. i offer them my money, why is that a "bribe"?

Also
>"bribe" is a felony, who determines what constitutes a felony? the state.

The state broke it's own rules one too many times, so at this point, it's already de-legitimized itself as an entity that is there to preserve order.

what a nihilistic faggot

>of course im gonna use whatever means to get the upper hand over my competitors, this is called winning in capitalism.

Well, getting politicians to shut own competitors is not gonna happen in an ancap society since there won't be a state, i guarantee you that.

i dont bribe "the state" i "bribe" (have a voluntary business transaction) a given congressman who wants to be reelected and who need money to run a campaign to represent my interests.

if i ever get successful enough at capitalism and drive all my competitors out then all the power to me, im a good businessman. i dont see how is that "corporatism" as opposed to "capitalism"

Damnit, I was going to post the raw copypasta but you ninjad me

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>let me try these nightmare vision goggles

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What you want is irrelevant, unless you have the power to constrain the self-interest of others by force or implied force. A system which allows the accumulation of capital by interests not your own will lead inevitably to that power being used to stop you from asserting your own interests in competition with that power.
A 'free' market will always lead to the concentration of power in the hands of those most willing to use it without regard to the interests of others.
So say you agree that is presently the case, and you want to get power to change the system to a 'free' or 'voluntary' one. Even if you suceed, you have just set up the same trap, hit rewind on the same tape. It will end the same way. You can call it something else other than a state, but power will always accrue to those most willing to use it against others. This is natural law. Agress or be aggressed against. Kill or be killed. Oppress or be oppressed.

>i dont bribe "the state" i "bribe" (have a voluntary business transaction) a given congressman who wants to be reelected and who need money to run a campaign to represent my interests.

No, you've given him the greenlight to ban competition in the markets. When you use the state to abuse other people, you become a state funded entity. You're no longer a business, you're an asshole who is disrupting capitalism.

Sorry you do NOT get to come into the all MALE workplace faggot

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The uncensored lyrics:
The jew is a vampire, sent to drain
Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
And what do I get, for my pain?
Betrayed desires, and a piece of the game
Even though I know, I suppose I'll show
All my cool and cold, like Adolf
Despite all my rage I am still just a goy in a cage
Despite all my rage I am still just a goy in a cage
Then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
Despite all my rage I am still just a goy in a cage