Be white

>be white
>be cute
>be gay
>be rich
>living in the 21st century
Is there any better timeline than this?

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Do I need steroids to look like that?

lucky

the one where you didn't get the GRIDS would've been a better timeline...for you.

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If you need to ask, you don't need to know.

>21st Century

Until the RWDS shove a pike through your butt pussy and spit on your faggot grave

>be chad
this is pretty much all you need in any timeline

I'm not saying you couldn't do it without cheating, but realistically the answer is yes.

(you)

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that body is ridiculous, doesn't match his face or legs at all, looks almost like a photoshop. it is easy to take steroids too far.

apparently lifting 15 lb hay bales does that. just lift and eat hay

Imagine having big baloon arms that look like somebody stretched them in photoshop but such a flat ass? The fags would be disappointed.

Fuck but I dont want my balls to shrink

>be gay
>burn in hell
/thread

If it looks photoshopped, its photoshopped

yup you're right, here's the original, much hotter

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The one where you don’t stick foreign objects up your anus for no discernible purpose

>2018
>believing in the bible jew
sorry you are a victim of slave morality invented by jews to keep down the goyim

Not if your goal is to be the reason that HIV mutates into airborne and your loins are the home of the first completely antibiotic resistant syph case! You're right on track, idiot.

That really is much better.

That is some smallville shit right here nigga, clark kent lookin ass&&&

Try it, you'll like it

>no discernible purpose
Feels good bro

Needs more neck gains

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it will all pass, and once it's gone it will all be meaningless.

WTF here I was thinking I needed to work out more, and that's exactly my build.

Dammit, the first one is god tier.

legs too. this nigga walking on sticks

First one looks weird and completely out of proportion.

the one where youre straight

Hell is forever.

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Enjoy your AIDs faggot and being murdered on the day of the rope and burning in hell.

Dude must be working on his pretty muscles and not his core shit.
I bet he doesn't even deadlift.

That ass has held more dark meat than the deep fryer at KFC

the second one females prefer, you are good

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That's a 40lb bale, and no one would lift that shit shirtless. Scratches all over.

>have AIDs

You forgot one

The biceps look absurdly big, but in general it's possible after many years of lifting hard and low body fat. Visit Jow Forums.

you left out
>have aids
>have genital warts
>have herpes
>have chlamydia
>have pubic lice
>have rectum prolapse
>have anal leakage
>have no dignity

Aurini?!

What, you mean farm boys wear clothes for a reason? I thought being a farmer was all about strutting around after working out in addition to having to keep the farm going and popping boners and stopping for an ass fuck behind the barn all the time.

Looks like he replaced leg day with ass fucking day.

Kek

fuck

Not all androgens are the same. They all have different effects some mitigate the effects of others

Don't bullshit yourself the answer is yes

Can... can I fap to this?