US school apologises after canteen serves dish with kangaroo meat

Nebraskan here, I love me some kang meat

is it any good? I'd probably eat a roo burger

we only kill the ugly animals and humans.

Brtinany Spears

> somebody give it 30 million dollars

No rules, just right.

Are they apologizing to the kids because 'muh cute animal', or because its full of worms?

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Why should they apologize kangaroos are dumb as shit and barely alive. Better than killing intelligent cows and pigs.

This, it seems like a bunch of retards are sperging out for no reason. I WISH my school chef had been willing to try something like that when I was a kid.

sure beats a fucking fruit cup, soggy grilled cheese, and watered down "tomato" soup

When I was a kid in the early 90s I remember Jack in the box had to apologize for the same thing.

Wow, kids have way cooler lunch than what I got.

Yeah it's tasty, super healthy too. Not good when done as a Steak though because it's so lean.

>US school
>priced by the KG
fake news

>abc.net.au
Dumb seppo

is it delicious?

If they didn't serve it with mashed potatoes or cole slaw then it is a tragedy that should not be repeated. If there were sufficient sides then the kids need to stop being little complaining bitches.

they are wives not food

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It's very lean and tricky to get right in a burger. The steaks are excellent if you are careful cooking them. It's comparable in taste to venison I guess.

I'd eat that.

Sorry user, but I would not fugg that kangaroo.

>Not good when done as a Steak
I find it's the opposite. Roo burgs tend to have a lot of filler to make up for the lack of fat. If you grill a steak you need to approach it differently than beef but it can work very well.

no kid would know it's kangaroo, who told the parents?

Kangaroo isn't that bad actually. There used to be a bar in Phoenix called the Australian that served kangaroo/beef sliders. Pretty tasty.

Kangaroo meat is shit. Smells awful and is like leather.

>“If a family wants to eat exotic foods, they can do so on their own time–not at school,” superintendent Williams said in the statement. “If we were to have food or ingredients that are out of the ordinary, they should be listed on the menu… We will no way be serving be serving food of this nature again. Period.”

>Personally, I’d rather eat chili made with lean game meat than roll the dice on a school cafeteria’s industrially supplied mystery meat, but I guess that’s a decision for each student to make individually.

>“I apologize for the anxiety and any harm that this has caused any individual student or families,” Williams’ statement concluded. “We will make sure that something like this never occurs again.”

wtf is wrong with these people

would you do this roo?

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three vaginas

oh id eat that roo meat no problem

I've always wondered if Fosters is a troll on us. That shit is undrinkable.

Bunch of seppo sooks this stuff is literally our beef/chicken/pork
Pissy ass poofters

I do like that one a little better.

I'd root this roo

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they don't even serve fosters here most places

ofc u like kang meat wh*toid

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How is that even possible? They don't have arms.

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giant rat meat

>old man's cheesy socks flavour
thanks for the warning

what does it taste like? rat?

Dude, relax. It's like horses here. You guys don't have a history working with them like we do, so you probably eat them like the slants. Same goes for burgers and roos.

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I bet Kangaroo is tough as hell and chews like a mouthful of leather

Aussies, how does this taste? I'm curious.

What the fuck are you talking about cunt, no one eats horses here.

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I'd punt her cunt while huffin back a dart then throw some shrimps on the barbie for me mates.

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I literally have that same canteen 3 feet from my pc right now.

Roo is delicious. I eat it all the time.

It's actually illegal here for some reason. Come to think of it the US has some oddly restrictive food laws.

>not full anthro
gross

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kangaroos are cute cute CUTE

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lmao Jesus Christ Americlaps are weak.

>exporting shitty stuff intentionally
kek

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Kangaroo meat stinks like literal shit when it's cooking. Not even fucking joking. The macros are good (leaner than chicken, and slightly more protein), but fucking not worth the stink it creates in the house. Every other meat tastes better than it. There's no reason to eat kangaroo unless it becomes dirt cheap and I'm able to eat 100g protein of kangaroo for $1 or something. If not, I'd rather just eat 100g protein from chicken breast for $5 or so.

>They don't have arms.
what did you u just say whiteboi?

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We need to stop selling food in Super markets. Western society has become so fucking used to getting their own way ALWAYS they turn down perfectly good healthy food just because "I don't want it".

We need to go back to the days of hunting and let these retards starve to death.

It's full of parasitic worms for fuck's sake - you can buy quality beef steak for roughly the same price. Why would anyone eat kangaroo?

"exotic" animals are typically a no-no for eating
but roos themselves are everywhere in australia aren't they?

yeah and they're dumb as fucking shit, incredibly stupid animals

I can’t recall drinking it

That's a kangaroo, you dumb cunt. The article said "canteen serves dish." How the fuck is it even possible for a metal can to sprout arms so it can serve shit to dumbfuck kids?

roos are basically deer

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the animals in Australia evolved separately from most other things after the continent broke off, there weren't a lot of apex predators so that is why you have retarded shit like koalas with smooth brains that get wrecked by things like cats and rabbits, I'm surprised they aren't getting fucked by things like distemper

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are you autistic or are you trolling? canteen is basically the same thing as a cafeteria

apologise? you can fucking buy it from any supermarket in australia.

stupid kids

Yeah marsupials are seemingly pretty stupid. They just stare at you blankly like an abo. I wonder if Thylacines were smarter, being predators?

Has living beneath the equator rotted your brain? A sip of water is not the same as a whole fucking food eating room, you dumb as fuck cousin fucker.

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Is that dog really fucked up or is it wearing something?

words can have two definitions you fucking nigger

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its wearing a red collar

What a cuck.

>canteen
are you sure this story was in the USA? NOONE uses that word.

Why don't you swallow the gigantic load of your uncle Earl's cum that's in your mouth before talking? People might actually be able to understand you, despite your terrible butchering of the English language called an Aussie accent. Jackass.

it was published for Australians to laugh at seppos

>being this upset

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Yes, I'm sure it was written in America. That's why they specified "US school," not "Maine school" or "Kansas City school."

>seppos
Is that Aussie dialect for "themselves"?

I really like the taste of kangaroo.

hi mommy

Yep.
>hey you're eating an animal
>"oh cool it's good what is it"
>kangaroo
>"OH NO THAT'S A CUTE ONE I CAN'T EAT IT"
I'd actually like to try kangaroo, although I have a friend who has tried it and she said it wasn't anything special.

it is, fosters is shit and i've only know one person in my entire 30 years of life to drink it, i know more australian non-alcohol drinkers (from 26 to 60+ year olds) than i know fosters drinks, and in my small town were i grew up there was fuck all to do as a young adult other then fish or drink, or drink and fish. or fight and drink

seppo:
>In Australia, Americans are considered septic tanks--seppo for short. The term was originally derived from rhyming slang: Yank = septic tank. Not exactly sure on the logic there, but the term has also been said to reference Americans' tendency to be "full of shit." Don't take it too personally though; as long as it wasn't preceded by an irate expletive, you can consider it a term of endearment.

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dumb seppo

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Roo is delicious, burger kids probably didn’t even notice, what with the pills and fortnite and teen girl nudes on their phones

Kek. You got them good. Next on the menu is frog or wild cats?

No one in Australia is called Earl. They are all called Bruce or Steve or Richard.

Kangaroo is highest protein meat and lowest fat

Fosters is one of our greatest shitposts.

Maybe Mudlimes should stop having such a shitty religion with dumb rules.

Don't forget Dave and Peter.
Good old Damo too.