Fuuckk yes boiii, I've been waiting forever for someone to start making early aus/pol/ threads.
Thanks based fagget OP.
Jonathan Rivera
5085 here mate
Owen Reyes
Seems yesterdays posts asking for a thread got answered.
Now all our posters at their desks in corporate Australia can post and have a beer.
Zachary Garcia
anyone got the opt out link for ehealth records? got another few weeks.
apparently a federal comittee is requesting the opt-out be extended to a whole year.
Daniel Wilson
New Zealand refugee ban? You mean ANZAC no longer exists? I mean why not let in every other 3rd world nation of invaders and deny entry to our brothers in arms. Or am I reading this incorrectly?
Lucas Phillips
Why is this health record thing such a big deal? Do people want to hide their STD's or something?
Ethan Brooks
When did this happen? More importantly, WHY did this happen?
Cooper Fisher
Most probably. I think they don't want friends-of-a-friend-of-a-healthcare-worker to background check their potential girlfriends. There's a shitload of skank hoes with STDs in Australia now.
Precisely. IT coworkers here start beers over lunch and kick-on into the afternoon at their desks. The day is pretty much over from 1PM onwards. We got a beer fridge here for the whole office floor.
Jason Morgan
>wait for it
William Thompson
Let me guess. The guy mixed some napalm up with petrol and styro, then tested it out.
Adrian Rivera
What? Its close off a loophole refugees/migrants use where they gain NZ citizenship then migrate to Aus permanently.
And what brothers in arms? Cunts like Taika Waititi or the hippies that wont shutup about how better NZ is than Aus while fucking residing here?
Hudson Lewis
Yep. We're gonna ship our Nauru guests to NZ and close off NZ potentially backdooring us.
Mason Torres
>an actual decent idea >my australian government It's a trick, I just know it.
Colton Butler
NZ is the new Nauru
Austin Howard
What do you mean? This issue has been there for ages now. The only reason its getting talked about is because Arden is open to it. We've been wanting to close the loop for ages now. Jails cant fucking cope anymore.
We are, this is TGI Fun Fridays where you knock off early while still at work and have sneaky beers.
Ian Stewart
nah. there's alot of us IT workers in corporate places that get shitfaced at our desks. Its a perk from our managers for being on the ball all week.
I've noticed also when calling lawyers in melbourne that I can't get anyone on a Friday afternoon. I'm guessing this is pretty normal across corporate Australia.
Joshua Powell
In a workplace of degenerates maybe.
Grayson Howard
show your flag fucking leaf
Ian Collins
>Any restriction on abortion is a fundamental breach of a woman's human rights Will the white ribbon foundation be evicerated? Place your bets.
I don't know her that well but I reckon she's a real wanker....
This is bullshit. I've done ICT in a law firm - there is hands down NO FUCKING way a manager would let people drink at work. The possibility of litigation from pissed cunts driving home alone would make their ring pieces pucker...
> reproductive choice > human right Wow. I take it not fucking isn't a "reproductive choice" or can't Tanya help fucking any chad that walk past?
She has no idea she's revealing her THOT-Level.
Michael Clark
No. They already managed to legalise abortion in qld. The MPs on all sides just dont give a shit. Theyd rather suck UN dick than serve the people that got them to the chair.
>If you're going to lie - keep it simple cunt. Not IT in Law firm. Just a usual IT place here.
What I was saying was that when I call my own lawyers office on a Friday afternoon, everyone is strangely unaviable and you can hear the distant clink of glasses down in their lunch room.
Dylan Turner
Who's side are you on, nigger? :)
Matthew Reed
Friday afternoon bantz are best bantz
Benjamin Green
What percentage of this GUNK is dried up milky vag jooce?
>Not IT in Law firm. Just a usual IT place here. Still not buying it - >me as a lad >boss'd get the young cunt (was me at 1 point) to head down to the bottleo fri arvo and grab a couple of slabs (nothing fancy - just emu or swan) >we'd knock off about 1430 and all sit around the slabs in the carpark sinking piss and shouting the same shit at each other we did last week... >Fucken Tony the cunt has an accident on the way home and gets pinged by the rozzers >he says it's Mitch's (the boss's) fault as he bought him the beers and supplied them to us at work >NO MORE FUCKEN FRI ARVO PISSUP AT WORK
It literally hasn't been a thing since I was a teenager. Fark! Even last chrissie they wouldn't pay for drinks as >HR informed them that it would make them culpable for any misdemeanours that happen while the employees are intoxicated....
I'm not saying you can't have a cheeky beer or 7 but I know for a fact in ANY company with an HR dept. that there's no way the boss'd be buying you piss to drink at work.
Kayden Davis
furfags get the gas too.
Robert Green
Why does everyone hate Melbourne and Sydney? They are the best part of Aus
Bentley Hill
Women having agency yet not having to accept consequences for choices is what femininism is all about, don't you know?
Nolan Ramirez
voters only exist to get them into the positions where they can suck globalists dicks
Elijah Green
This is bullshit, plenty of workplaces, government included will supply beer and wine for staff parties; I've been shitfaced multiple times at christmas parties and often the people doing the bar work on the night are also employees who, lo and behold, happen to also be drinking said alcohol.
Eli Walker
kek. Sounds like you've had some boring emplyers. Your bosses need to relax their sphincter m8.
Two of my previous places had a beer-tab system going in the company kitchen fridge that even the managers used, and my current one has poker games around 4pm with beers started at the pub.
Sydney - Chink capital of Australia. Nuff said. Melbourne - Chink subcapital of Australia. Also packed to the brim with curries and, most recently, actual niggers who are, surprise surprise, forming gangs, committing small scale riots, doing car jackings, home invasions and getting up to your usual nigger shenanigans.
If you haven't worked up a thirst thru the week and got a cheeky beer for sticking it out with the boys, I hate to break it to ya, but you're being denied your own Australian culture and birthright.
>with beers started at the pub. There's the crucial part - once you step off company property you're on your own cognisance and their duty of care towards you is out the window.
Guess my old bosses must have been cunts. I'm breddy sure there is no govt. dept in Aus where a snr or line mgr is buying the plebs beers at work regularly.
Matter of fact, I've got 1 now....
Josiah Hall
nah, but we had a few of those. Corporate Java jobs for asset management systems and real-time transport data notification system. Some of the university research IT jobs are pretty good too for friday beers.
Grayson Ortiz
I don't wan Australia dumping their "refugees" in NZ no matter what our communist prime minister says.
Thomas Gray
Mate, you need to emigrate to Nauru now, while you still can.
Andrew Nelson
I heard she didn't have a doctor's certificate for her leave when she came back and it got swept under the carpet.
Josiah Garcia
But its not just refugees you flying cunt. All the scum that you see on police 10-7 end up here and just repeat the same shit. The jails are fucking full to the brim with them.
>mate works for the state. Had to go to the detention centres. >It's mostly islanders being sent back to NZ Fancy that aye
Henry James
Picked up a cold from some filthy grub, no drinking for me tonight.
Isaac Sanchez
>chimp out >kicked out works for me
Nathaniel Bell
m8 get some sudafed and a beer in ya. she'll be right.
Connor Martinez
Mate, can I get a source on Annastacia Palaszczuk's cyberdildo?
Blake Powell
Couldn't be fucked going anywhere, just gonna sleep it off.
Anthony Murphy
who else /comfy/? just went for a hoon to wandong, got a mango loco monster in the fridge, a bottle of cheapo red wine and some herbal jew. also planning to make some pizza and sushi for dinner.
