((Name a better movie suited to Jow Forums's ideology))

Shut up they had to put them there just ignore them, they had one of the catchiest songs of all time.

youtube.com/watch?v=FqDaoMtIujs

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Not a movie but probably the most redpilled episode of a cartoon network show i have ever seen

youtube.com/watch?v=QzfZD6VT2uA

Crappy 3d bull shit.

ur point being?

Oy Vey

>Randshit

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Pigs start to emigrating to the lands of the birds. Nobody besides few angry birds critisize them and argues that they are up to no good. They are told to be more tolerant and get to know them better. One day all the pigs and eggs are gone and it is up to the angry birds to teach everyone how to be angry again to save their offspring from the pigs.

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there is definitely something different about this movie when compared to other movies at the time

I remember something about it gave me a boner as a kid

SAY NO TO THE JEW

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The leader pig has a jihadi beard

But its a reverse trap! ITS A TOMBOY TRAP! Its like you have that one bro and he is really goofy but works really hard and is pretty smart. So you like do all this rad shit together like go shooting, drinking beers, hunting and fishing.

Then one fucking day your friend finally takes his clothes off and you realize there is no penis and her tits are being compressed and you realize how great your best friends ass is...

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A poor man's Lion King

The Lion King calls out the Jew just as Hercules does but more obviously.

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You greatly annoy me.

Tomboys are pretty redpilled, great taste user

FIGHT THE JEW

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Lion kang

>Tomboys are pretty redpilled

What the fuck is wrong with you user?

>Med shitskin
>Saving a white woman (Cuck)
Well, the woman is a whore and there are pagan gods, but other than that, it has nothing to do with Jow Forums.

Already mentioned it.

And no although good, they are even.

You are so autistic you cannot see the obvious meaning behind it.Hades is obviously the Archetypal jew.

This is hamlet.

This is poor mans african hamlet.

She’s a fucking selfish, traitorous slut you absolute asshole.

besides how is he a med he is Aryan Greek.

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Angry Birds movie was actually good, son and I both enjoyed. Child-stealing pigs don't get redeemed, they just get blown up. The next generation of birds learns the value of being angry.

>This is hamlet.

I know, this is a good kids Hamlet.

The story is so good though an adult can still watch the Lion king.

Those characteristic don't necessarily have to accompany such an archetype that she represents,this archetype is a turn on either way even with such degenerate characteristics.

>Greek
>Aryan
Greeks are Hellenphone Jews

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Hades is a pagan god, you can see it because he consorts with demons. He also tries to keep the evil white woman away from Herc. Thus, he is anti-Christian (based) and redpilled, Jow Forums personified.

>Dat brown skin
>Dat red hair
>Aryan

>Know the feeling user

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They are user. And the cutest of girls. Everyone knows that.
If you want a loyal, fun girlfriend who shares similar hobbies to you and is anti-degeneracy than a tomboy is a good bet, especially if they're hardworking and put in their fair share of the relationship. I've never dated a normal girl and she paid for the meal, but with tomboys that happens pretty regularly, they don't even make a deal out of it.

>Slutty, lying bitches turn me on
Cuck.

>Not understanding ancient Greeks are not modern Greeks.

Lurk more newfag

So you're basically into men, cuck.

>selfish
>traitorous slut

well shes a women aint she?

This movie literally made me gay.
Zeus gave me all kind of tingles as a little boy

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>ywn get a piggy-back ride from a fit blonde science babe.

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So glad bluepilled faggots like you rather go for """trad""" girls, leaves more qt tomboys to pick through.

Consider the following. You want a loyal woman who won't cheat on you. These are masculine traits. As a man, you can be a bull, or a cuck, you don't get "other choices", a woman can only be a slut. By wanting things a woman you're never going to get, you think you're holding out for Ms right, when all you're doing is eliminating any sort of self respect and control from the gene pool. The coding information for the shit you want in a lover may only code in Y.

Instead, find a group of men you can identify with, and who hold similar values. Then, find the least slutty whore you can find, and bed it. Stop pretending you're going to find the unicorn.

>Hades is a pagan god, you can see it because he consorts with demons. He also tries to keep the evil white woman away from Herc. Thus, he is anti-Christian (based) and redpilled, Jow Forums personified.

Paganism is not inherently bad or Evil, Hades was not Evil in Greek mythology it's just for the purpose of the movie he was personified as the Jew which is okay in my book.

Look at it as how Wagner adapted Norse mythology and changed it for the sake of the story.

Seriously though Wagner's Der Ring Des Nibelungen is one of the if not the greatest opera ever made along with Wagner's Parsifal I urge you to watch both you would love them especially Parsifal.

Also watch them in person not online.

But yes the meaning to it is good.
I am also t. christian Natsoc.

>Dat brown skin
>Dat red hair

I thought we were talking about Herc?

Fireman Sam, The creator was a known racist and it caused a shitstorm a couple years ago when Fireman Sam himself stood on the Koran one episode

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Flash Gordon is an Aryan Übermensch.

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Her main fucking character traits:
>lying
>betraying
>being retarded
>slut

You are an idiot.

Tomboys are only qt if you're both fucking 12.

If she doesn't have tits or ass, she's useless

Not only is that a wrong opinion as flat is very endearing, there's no reason why a tomboy can't have tits on an ass. It's a personality, not a body type.

>gives up literal godhood for some whore
Literally the most bluepilled movie ever. Faggot

Dude...

I have dated maybe one or two Tom boys(not inherently awful) but they are not peak women.

In a female companion you are not looking for someone you share hobbies with, you are not looking for a mate, you are looking for your sexual partner who perfectly fits in with you.
The saying that opposites attract is true to an extent you know.

Existence is a constant struggle between the Masculine and the Feminine, even on the universal scale such differences exist and right down to the sub atomic scale such differences exist with positive and negative.

watch this vid my friend it will change your life (that is if you have not studied this area ever before).

youtube.com/watch?v=aiHA_TiBhcw

The feminine woman is ideal just as the masculine man is ideal it goes both ways don't act like ti doesn't.

>This entire thread
>Pic very much related

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No point was that a slutty, lying bitch "can" turn me on.

My point was that her archetype naturally turns any man on while the fact that she may be slutty and a liar may interfere with a long term relationship it does not interfere with attraction.

SO YOU WANNA BE A HERO KID?

WELL, WHOOP-DE-DOO

Let’s compare her instead to Nala
>loyal
>faithful
>playful
>fertile

Ariel:
>Enamored
>dedicated
>quiet

Jasmine:
>traditional
>faithful
>cultured

Belle:
>patient
>understanding
>reflective

Perdy:
>fertile
>great mother
>Canadian-friendly

This Greek slut is literally the WORST Disney-fu imaginable.

>This movie literally made me gay.
Zeus gave me all kind of tingles as a little boy

I'm sorry user but if this was the case you were always going to be gay.

I'll take your word and watch the video, but I'm inherently pretty girly so I already based off of that opposites principle seem to attract masculine women. I at least lift weights so I'm not a complete faggot

Ubermansch serum was created by a Jew trying to redeem himself by helping the west fight against a low budget illuminati(Which is why the caricature hitler was portrayed like a kikelett)

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Tomboy doesn’t mean masculine, that’s called butch.

Tomboys just share similar male interests. My biggest regrets in life are the string of tomboys that weren’t “feminine enough” for me.

kek okay user whatever you say.

Also if you want this to become a meme you gotta create something more unique and funny.

I tried to watch this, but it is clearly about 45 seconds worth of text stretched over 15 minutes and I’d rather kill myself than waste that much time.

He sacrificed himself for Europa.

But yes I agree bad ending.

faggot

>Ariel
>quite

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Flat is attractive only for fucking pedos.

Gtfo kike

god u faggots need death

Tomboys are the final safety net before you go full blown homo, i guess it worked out well for you, close one.

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Quiet, you stupid fuck. It’s a major plot point that she couldn’t talk.

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this. The tomboys I met weren't really mean other than similar interests and being more forward and responsible. And the shorter hair usually, but plenty of non-tomboys have short hair

Fucking hell are you happy you got the song stuck in my head again, it took me 9 YEARS, 9 FUCKING YEARS T THAT GET SONG OUT OF MY HEAD.

youtube.com/watch?v=EDqdSP3PXD8

I misstyped.
Sorry.

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Meh still good.

Now, I'm missclicked.
meant for

Literally the shittiest non-villain woman in all of Disney canon.

Also shittier than several women villains.

I hate you as a person and do not respect you as a man.

I love a girl that has tits on her ass kek.

Well it's not the worst thing in the world, you don't have to be the most masculine man in the world to complete the masculine ideal, although the ideal would have a perfectly square jaw it's not the point, if you act like it and behave like it and follow this ideal than you are fine, just don't get too absorbed with it.

Nobody is the perfect ideal it's just we can completely fit the system and complete the ideal without being the ideal.

Do you think every atom has the exact same positive charge.. no of coarse not but it still perfectly fits the ideal and it's job.

my nephew watched this move a ton. theres a part where phil said "oy vey". for some reason that stuck and its now his go to phrase

I wonder why Disney has never made a Jeanne d'Arc film. Modern Disney would probably ruin her, though

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yes Tom boys normally have wider jaws and more "masculine" traits there is a reason they like male dominated areas more than other women such as driving cause being good at driving is heavily influenced by testosterone(and genetics) it's not necessarily weird to find tom boys attractive but just accept they are not the ideal.

It is fantastic user... WATCH IT NOW

Checked. Perfect fit for old Disney, and a missed opportunity.

New Disney would make her a nigger, kek

Oh shit, I remember you, you're that Japanon whose waifu was Jeanne d'Arc

Excellent taste

Nigger, ideal is an opinion. All I want out of life is a QT autistic gf who would rather play dnd than watch reality TV.

Good luck with your whore.

Better user, now your getting it but it needs to be unique such as the NPC meme it also has to speak truth like the NPC meme.

Pocahontas, the nigger and the frog... need I go on?

No. I’d be glad to spend a minute reading a transcript but I’m not going to watch 15 minutes of text on a screen.

A classic Disney version of her would have exposed her greatness to more people, undoubtedly. Unfortunately, she'd likely be forgotten if portrayed by modern Disney, whom would likely have played up that she was a female commander during war. People attempting to show her as a feminist completely miss part of what made her so amazing
I sincerely love her as much as I can. She's the best

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You mean like that niggress sexually assaults a frog movie?

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Phil is a jew I thought this was known.

Even the voice actor is a Jew.

He was raised by a jew and trained by a jew and eventually realises his full potential.

yea although I feel like if it was made now it would be about feminism.

Well since she's ya waifu, what version is better? Blonde or Dark hair?

>that time she went around hitting women with her sword because they were whores
she's so perfect it's not fair

>Pocahontas recognizes whites are better than even the most alpha of plainsniggers.
>some other movie I’ve never heard of.

I’m kinda sure Danny devito isn’t a Jew