Looks like smoking weed isn't so cool after all LOL

My neigbour recently told me that he had a marijuana plant in his flat, and that he smokes dope sometimes.

So I gave the cops an anonymous call last Monday and his employer one the day before yesterday. They raided his flat yesterday with a SWAT team, and his employer fired him today.

I just met the guy on my way upstairs, he was full of tears crying while he told me that.
Maybe he should have thought about breaking the law earlier LOL

Damn, it feels good to have restored order in this country...

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Based Kraut

Got em

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Sad, sounds like something a good semite goy would do. Funny to see Germany embrace its Islamic destiny

jews use cannabis prohibition to allow niggers to sodomize white men. you are litterally a faggot touching yourself to another white man being raped by a pack of niggers after being thrown bound to them by the police

Test

Op is gay

All weed smokers should go to jail

bullshit. like your pathetic cops would raid a house for 1 plant. they have too many germans to hold back for protesting while they let mudslimes rape your women.

Well, maybe that anonymous caller didn't tell them that it was just one plant ;)

potheads are annoying but wow, what a jerk.

Based and redpilled.

Next time you do something illegal I hope someone reports it

Do you get a gold star?
Perhaps a yellow one?

We won this round

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A swat team would not raid for one plant you are a liar.

You're a dumbass, I'm ashamed to share my flag with you

I made a pic of his arrest while passing by LOL

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Based

What colour is your neighbour?

He's german, I'm not

So does your neighbor just draw welfare and lives off of your taxes now?

kek based

Then you are a criminal for giving false information to police to get them to take harsher action than usual

Based. Only black immigrants are allowed to grow and distribute marijuana because the racist German state won't give them high paying jobs like white people.

I unironically am ok with this.

I don't know, but to be honest, I also don't care.
I also talked to his landlord, he'll get kicked out of his flat anyways. Guess he'll have enough time to think about his fuck up in jail, won't need a flat anyways LOL

Hopefully he'll ger kicked out of the apartment and some refugees will move in.

Allah is pleased with you , mohammad
you will get your 72 virgin boys and probably get to finally eat bacon.

kys faggot

I would murder you and your whole family snitch

I just reported you for anti semitic thoughts so good luck

ن شاء الله

;-)

Nice. So while german girls are out getting groped and raped and german men are being beaten and robbed, you stopped some retard from smoking weed. Good job, faggot. Sure helping out the community

Unironically based and redpilled

>I snitched my neighbor out to the stasi
never change, krautniggers

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OP is a Muslim invader

Hopefully he figures out it was you that narcked and cuts off your head with a broken beer bottle.

snitches get stitches
-boomer kid

My weed is legal.
I am self employed.
You have no power here.

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Top friend

Wtf I love Israel now

You sound like a dead set fuckwit, mate. Worry about your own fucking backyard.

R A T

If only you guys put this much effort in protecting your country from invaders. Then maybe Germany wouldnt become a developing shithole.

Way to play the jew games

Nigger

People sell hash and weed openly in germany...why would the police do that

die in a fire

Good job.

>The German is a rat

Surprise

this is a copy pasta
seen it several times
but based nontheless

>Things that Never Happened: The Thread

it was an anonymous call,no one has time to track that shit here
the police is undermanned
and if they find a plant,they won't care

Based if true

I don’t know the context, whether he was a scumbag trafficker or just a personal recreational user and there’s a difference.

I personally enjoy occasionally smoking very small amounts. Like a hit or two max once every few months. It’s good to relax and safer than drinking. I can always make it to work the next day.

Pot should be legal but only if it’s American. American pot is better and safer.

I support conflict free reefer.

Why do you make up lies? I know cops and it's very difficult to get a warrant for this shit. You need a shit ton of proof, not just an anonymous tip. Pathetic, Op. Get your shit together and stop larping for (you)'s

Cool story that definitely happened, nerd.
Did you tell it to Achmed and Muhammad while they ficki-ficki'd your wife?

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Snitches are bitches who get stitches. You'll get yours.

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Pathetic bitch pansy cunt snitch faggot.
Potheads are a bit irritating but you should mind your own fucking business, Detective Ballsack.

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>1936 DuPont

now fuck off

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I agree with what tucker said in respects to marijuana use and legalization.
Anheuser-Busch is an evil corporation who capitalizes on the 'legality' of alcohol.
I would prefer people not use it and I don't think they should be thrown in jail for using it, but I also don't want people growing it to sell.
I don't think growing it for recreational or other uses should be prohibited but the sale of weed should be banned.

t. ex-smoker

Wow such a good boi. Now you have one more guy on your welfare system.

>calling the cops on pot smoking Claus while Mohammad is raping children next door

what a fucking nigger. weed is literally fine.

Did you suck cop's dick too ?

dont you have enough problems in Germany to worry about than people smoking pot?

the plan is working perfectly

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>15 years ago at least
>Not a single smartphone in the crowd
Keep that roleplay going

none of this happened

What a fuckwit, why do germans have either the raped by migrants or raped by the state fetish? If you think that the law is above personal choice that harms noone except the user, you obviously enjoy the smell of your own farts and have some complex.

same story got posted yesterday in a npc thread...

>SWAT team raids this guys apartment
>they leave him there to think about what he's done

And after all of that, did the entire building empty out into the street and start clapping?

In a country where a small amount is usually tolerated? In a country where enforcement is usually relaxed and not very harsh with penalties? In a country where I can legally pay a woman to spank my genitals while screaming at me in German about my inferior Irish genes?

Nice bait. But it's hard to believe anyone would be that much of an asshole over a victimless crime, brag about it, and then police would actually give you the time of day over such a minor infraction. Don't buy it. If true, it's time to consider why you're such an angry dick. Even for a Gerry.

you can't plant it
smoking is kind of allowed
dealing and planting not

Well done, cannabis users are degenerate

Drugs lost the war on drugs in Canada.

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Reported

I know. I'm not saying it's ok. But that's a ridiculous piece of pasta. Even old American feminists wouldn't be that cunty. However his story did pair well with my morning beer. So cheers for that. And also the prostitutes you have. Solid work on that at least.

unironically kys kike

OP is a Jew
Remember Jews HATE cannabis and see it as unclean

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Lol nice one. Would be even better if he was a nigger

Rat bastard. Hope he finds out who did it and erases your shit

>hello, gestapo? I caught my neighbor smoking the weed! arrest him at once!
>meanwhile 10,000+ nogs just gangraped potential white mothers
You have your priorities in check, Hans.

this is a LARP

>hate freedom
>boast about it
the absolute state of authoritatian cucks