P O W E R F U L
Baby showers are OUT - Career showers are IN!!
Jaxon Powell
Lincoln Garcia
Solvent and sassy!
James Rodriguez
Childless women drink themselves to death in their 40s.
Here's your pity (you). With sage.
Josiah Brooks
P A T H E T I C
Michael Bell
A career will never be as fulfilling as being a mother.
Logan Collins
Now that’s what I call a cool wine aunt.
Luis King
Baby showers only exist as a way for a community to show support for a person who's about to have a child by giving them provisions and advice for childcare.
A "career shower" is entirely unnecessary.
Logan Torres
>Infertility Wakes are next
Josiah Davis
10-20 years after that, the Suicide Showers begin.
Aiden Cooper
>he doesnt know all roasties are gettng toasted in 5
Connor Myers
I prefer Zyklon showers.
Ian Williams
Feminist culture is so sick
Cooper Perez
"Yes, we can all celebrate our soulless, barren cunts together!"
Robert Diaz
P R O M O T I O N S !!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Allen
The fact that she's not getting invited seems to be drifting past her.
Brody Campbell
Because that career will come check up on you when you fall, break your hip, and your cats start eating your face.
Nicholas Gutierrez
It's honestly amazing to me that slaves are proud of being slaves. If I was in charge I don't think I would ever be able to accomplish that. well done to our rulers jesus
Wyatt Sullivan
Yeah because working some shitty corporate job is so much better than being a mother.
Kayden Perry
based AND redpilled
Mason Gray
Nathaniel Campbell
It's called going to the bar with the guys(yes guys, women shouldn't work for anyone other than her husband) or having a bbq...
These worthless cunts need to get over themselves...next they'll want congratulations for being congratulated.
Nicholas Morales
You're probably like me and many others...just a decent person that would rather see people happy than fucked in the head and ruined.
Connor Jones
Camden Nelson
all the fur babies and "career showers" in the world won't fill the void
Ethan Perry
beat me to it. pretty based to have cool wine aunt gatherings. next is celebrating cats birthday / getting a new cat.
Joshua Perry
>abortion giftcard
The only suitable gift for such a soiree
William Torres