Baby showers are OUT - Career showers are IN!!

P O W E R F U L

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Solvent and sassy!

Childless women drink themselves to death in their 40s.

Here's your pity (you). With sage.

P A T H E T I C

A career will never be as fulfilling as being a mother.

Now that’s what I call a cool wine aunt.

Baby showers only exist as a way for a community to show support for a person who's about to have a child by giving them provisions and advice for childcare.
A "career shower" is entirely unnecessary.

>Infertility Wakes are next

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10-20 years after that, the Suicide Showers begin.

>he doesnt know all roasties are gettng toasted in 5