P O W E R F U L
Baby showers are OUT - Career showers are IN!!
Jaxon Powell
Lincoln Garcia
Solvent and sassy!
James Rodriguez
Childless women drink themselves to death in their 40s.
Here's your pity (you). With sage.
Josiah Brooks
P A T H E T I C
Michael Bell
A career will never be as fulfilling as being a mother.
Logan Collins
Now that’s what I call a cool wine aunt.
Luis King
Baby showers only exist as a way for a community to show support for a person who's about to have a child by giving them provisions and advice for childcare.
A "career shower" is entirely unnecessary.
Logan Torres
>Infertility Wakes are next
Josiah Davis
10-20 years after that, the Suicide Showers begin.
Aiden Cooper
>he doesnt know all roasties are gettng toasted in 5