>Sees main poster
"Ah neat, loved some of the movie and TV versions of this as a kid, hopefully this will be goo....."
>Sees character posters
"Nutcracker? More like NO CRACKERS"
>Sees main poster
"Ah neat, loved some of the movie and TV versions of this as a kid, hopefully this will be goo....."
>Sees character posters
"Nutcracker? More like NO CRACKERS"
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Teehee, the N U T cracker
If you don't want to see people of color, go to a microbrewery pub.
Morgan Fucking Freeman. What the fuck.
i wonder how much of the music will be tchaikovsky
a nigger is a nigger, civcuck
>Turned a russian ballet into a blacksploitation flick
lol james newton howard is doing the score. he's actually one of the best hollyweird composers. i hope his constant exposure to the nutcracker's god tier score doens't do his ego in
>magical russia is nigger
Fucking burgers i swear
He's the pussy Sam Jackson.
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i checked out the trailer. looks like shit. why does hollyweird always go and fuck up the classics? charlie and the chocolate factory was a terrible remake of the original piece of genius. now this
they're also doing mary poppins this winter too. that one doesn't look that bad yet. we'll see
>Charlie and the chocolate factory
Please that's fucking tame compared to what Hollywood is doing now. Tchaikovsky is rolling in his grave.
They'll be so much man bashing that the title will unironically be correct; Nutcracker.
Dey wuz russians 'n' shieeet now?
America finally wins over roosia
>>victory
They new Nuff-cracka!
can someone explain the brown NPC with moon runes on his forehead?
I hope there`s rap and twerking.
jews turning someone onto a golem maybe
The jews get them young. If you think it's bad now, wait 10 years and see.
It's a goyim golem
Does he still have a job after those grabbing accusations?
It’s a golem you fucking kike can’t you read heeb?
Incorrectly titled, should be crackernutter.
Yet another racemixing propaganda and blackwash movie for all the white girls to see.
AMERICANS. DO SOMETHING
Morgan Freeman is an honorary white.
No idea who the fuck the other two are though. Sounds like some literally-whos because that's all they could afford after Freeman.
I wanted to hate on this, I really did, but they did an excellent job with the score, it's a huge leap forward from what Tchaikovsky did. Tchaikovsky never could have achieved this in his day, this is what diversity is capable of birthing.
Disney was compromised a long time ago. We are just sitting and waiting as they shoot themselves in the foot over and over. This movie will most likely flop.
>NOT CRACKERS and the FREE GIBS
America was a mistake
I like Morgan Freeman, but dunno if he would fit Drosselmayer.
LMFAO
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fuck off and kys
isn't this the Harry Potter song?
You racists are so ignorant.
It’s fact that some Russians are Black.
Carl Marx had an afro, retards.
>It’s a golem you fucking kike can’t you read heeb?
Hahaha, I fucking love this place
>Imdb
>Jayden Fowora-Knight ... Philip
Philip is the nutcracker prince. At the very least him and her are gonna smooch and snuggle onscreen
This is just getting too obvious now
Well Karl marx had the IQ of a nigger so that's fitting.
looks like Russia's subversion is starting to backfire on them
actually it's not this, couldn't find the real one. probably will hardly include the original score in it anyway.
Well then blacks have superior fucking IQs considering what Karl Marx accomplished
>t. Brainlet
I hope you’re correct because that track is just pitiful in every way. Not only niggerfied, but obvious usage of samples, as if they were trying to make it sound fake on purpose. Again I hope you’re right
Damn.
Nailed it.
Aussie does it again.
Apparently?
Ok this is bait, shame on me for taking it
An all black cast for a Disney film seems fine to me. Why not? At least it's not a blonde white girl as the Princess with a black male love interest.
So what, she's a nig herself.
Gonna go back to the original post, this is it, it's used in the official trailer as well. Of course it's horrendous. Only hope is that it fails and everyone forgets about it.
Hitler come back
I guess you would prefer a society dominated by african culture and were white people would have to play Zulu kings and princesses…
KILL IT KILL IT WITH NUKES PUTIN PLS
Read his works sometimes, he was a unprecedented economic genius
God damn it. Reading the comments for that travesty really sells the NPC meme. It sounds like a shit version of the original. I was expecting Skrillex or some other fuck boy to drop the bass somewhere in there.
Who's the cracker chick in the first pic then?
I'm blackpilled
Please tell me this is just a horrible nightmare
Try harder faggot.
I
fucking
hate
niggers
Ok you're just a butthurt moron then, a dumb butthurt moron
What is your fucking point here? He’s a NIGGER and even that cuck tarentino knows that
dam mutts go back to your rap trap shmap
Russian nigger>shitpiss>merican mutts
google "jewish golem"
Sleeping Beauty > Swan Lake > Nutcracker
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>Morgan Freeman is an honorary white.
This.
STOP CONSUMING MEDIA!!!
Music, Movies, Shows, Vidya, it's all programming.
Its purpose is to make you into an NPC or Black-Pill you into giving up.
Take control of your lives. Workout more. Get another job. Take up a Hobby. Find a Wife.
Self-improve motherfuckers.
Or a non chain restaurant. The blacks have completely taken over the Cheesecake Factory in my town
Niggers?
Thirsty? Black Russians anyone?
>watching disney movies
what are you 7?
Unironically this. I watch some YouTube these days and that's it. Even that is mostly just vidya streamers because while I can't get into gaming anymore really it's still cool to see the games without the money and time investment
Question: Isn't this at least preferable to a white woman getting BLACKED?
F U C K I N G
A N G L O
D I E ! ! !
Eternity in Valhalla for anyone who rearranges a theater sign to "DEES NUTS CRACKER"
I get it: he'll put nut in a cracker (hoe).
So its the nigger-cracker now?
>this sounds fine, what's the big deal?
>skip ahead one minute
>dubstep
>remove orthodox crosses from the tops of our onion domes
>place niggers instead of the cast
culture after murkan media indocrination is like a seagull after an oil spillage
Blacks are objectively unattractive. I can’t stand this. Why do they do this? They can’t honestly find them attractive either. This and that Charmed reboot, just a bunch of uglys. I just don’t get it. They also miss out on revenue from other countries like China
>E.T.A. Hoffmann story
>Best known as basis for Tchaikovsky's ballet
>now chock full o nogs
THE NUT-IN-CRACKA
THE DINNDUNUFFIN-CRACKER
Is this Nick Fury?
Fucking disgusting french I hope their country completely collapses in my lifetime so I can enjoy every moment of it.
I sincerely hope they don't make morgan freeman do ballet.
It's really SAD that niggers in Hollywood really dont know how to create their own shit.
I mean, what the fuck happened? WE used to copy and emulate THEIR stuff. The STATE of nigger culture in America today.
Would this be considered cultural appropriation?
Why is it okay when niggers do it?
This is gonna do horribly.
If they want to put niggers in their entertainment, create a setting that's appropriate for niggers. Russia is not a good setting for niggers, it only makes the audience, even niggers, ask "wtf?". Only bluepilled s o y cucks will think this looks good and will throw money at it.
>owl
They just can't help themselves, can they?
> AIGHT CHECK OUT MAH PIMP CANE LIL NIGGAS I GOT THEM RUSSIAN HOES IN LINE FO REAL YOO
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Does she look black to you?
I would like to apologise that created this abomination of a nation.
The Cheesecake Factory is overpriced garbage anyways, I worked there in college. You can go to a nice local restaurant for the same price and probably have a better dining experience.
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