Time to come clean

i would be a fucking millionaire by now damnit

>As in you're all going to FEMA camps big.
good luck hah

yep, fucking NPCs

What it isnt true?

it's just satire, CIAnigger.

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he must have confused this place with reddit

This. Count me in

>As in you're all going to FEMA camps big.
i which they would put us all together
they underestimate the propensity to leadership a lot of people visiting Jow Forums have

I need money damn it. I wanna make 5 bucks a shitpost

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Poopybutthole

so funy
so 9gag
so edgy

Lies

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just sell yourself on the corner, ho

Fucking b8
sage this shit newfags

> It will happen when the weather cools

youtu.be/A9x9dZdlL8Y

That's my main job jabroni

>5 dollars a post

If I got paid that much per post I'd be making six figures, user, my dear user, where can do I sign up?

Hi, i hope you get 100 posts.
The fema camps will be used when the swamp draining hits local levels, corrupt local police, corrupt town councilors, corrupt scientists who buried important research, corrupt companies who pushed cancer causing pesticides or shitty gmos into our food chain, corrupt journalists, corrupt local judges etc etc. they will need to be locked up for their own protection before trials can begin

Oh, nice! This post is super real and incredibly straight!

And I am certainly not saging it!

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Please tell me how do I join? I'll do it at half price.

Fuck off Indian nigger dont you have some old woman to scam out of her pension?

If I made money posting there would be some serious abstract existencial pepe memes going around.
Its memetics the already forgotten art of our century? So many anonymous contributors...
Maybe in the future they can trace anons who made the most effective memes.
I did the "whats going on this thread AW SHIT" dogo meme. Will I have a wikipedia page in the future? Pls i have no wars to tell my grandsons. Yet.

Oh goodie. I hope the camps have pie and archery. I've always wanted to learn how to underwater basket weave as well.

Naah burger nigger. I don't do that shit.

Oh well dont depreciate the value by doing it for pennies

My penis and I will be waiting by the door. Come prepared.

You are all faggots I do it for free

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it is good money, have a bump user

underrated

Bumping so OP can afford to take a shower this week.

Of course, in india you only rape old ladies, not scam them, scamming is immoral HOLY COW kys

Have fun black bagging me. Its gonna be a firefight. Bring lots of your cia nigger friends

Enjoy it while it lasts, I work for NSA on developing a shitposting AI that's going to replace all of you.

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Are you basing it on Tay?

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YoU cAn NoT BeaT GloRioUS RusSIAN Bot
~buzz bzzz

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Pack a bug-out bag, stock up on cash, buy a gun and some concealable armor if you can afford it/legally allowed in your state. Get ready to vanish when shit happens.
Good luck OP.

>20$ per shit post
>Canadian flag
Enjoy the dream Canadian assholes. We hate you!

It’s a trap....

Someone has to operate the guillotines... its a gloryless task for a npc. The shills have interfered with my affairs for the last time. The pricebof their sin is death.

Ayyyy
youtu.be/7u0mKh_m0Rc

$20 will probably get you a snickers bar in Canada

If you're going to lie, at least make it convincing.
$5 per post? That's insanely good money.
Change to $0.10 for believability.

Shills don’t make even remotely $5 a post you’d be millionaires

Player 3 enters the game.

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>it's not much money
5-25$ a post. Let's say just 5 dollars.

Post slow of one post per 10 minutes for 8 hours and only 5 days a week.

that's still over 60k a year to sit around posting. And more realistically you could easily post FAR more than that with prepared posts, double the speed and make over 120k a year.

So yeah, you are full of shit, nobody is paying that. Provide proof or fuck off.

>As in you're all going to FEMA camps big. Gotta go but good luck everyone

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are you the (((mod faggot))) that archived the thread yesterday morning immediately after i posted info that usc trustees (((steven spielberg))) and (((jeanie buss))) both knew about mass rapes happening on their campus, but did nothing?

Fuck you. It's people like you that are why we have Captcha now.

i had the same thought. That would be a very bad idea on their part kek

Why not just post "Indian.jpg-When do you leave/Shiny beads" or "Firearms a right but not healthcare"

>Get dragged off to FEMA camps
>Proven right
At this point, I'd take it
Fuck this insane world, if this is whats coming so be it. Normies are too dense to wake up. We tried our best, and we'll die with dignity if needs be.
I may not have a gun, but I've got an unlicensed spork I'll scoop their eyeballs out with if they try anything

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