What the fu

Eh, the lotto is a tax on the poor and only an NPC ever wins the jackpot.

>They were talking about the Lottery. Winston looked back when he had gone thirty metres. They were still arguing, with vivid, passionate faces. The Lottery, with its weekly pay-out of enormous prizes, was the one public event to which the proles paid serious attention. It was probable that there were some millions of proles for whom the Lottery was the principal if not the only reason for remaining alive. It was their delight, their folly, their anodyne, their intellectual stimulant. Where the Lottery was concerned, even people who could barely read and write seemed capable of intricate calculations and staggering feats of memory. There was a whole tribe of men who made a living simply by selling systems, forecasts, and lucky amulets. Winston had nothing to do with the running of the Lottery, which was managed by the Ministry of Plenty, but he was aware (indeed everyone in the party was aware) that the prizes were largely imaginary. Only small sums were actually paid out, the winners of the big prizes being non-existent persons. In the absence of any real inter-communication between one part of Oceania and another, this was not difficult to arrange.

why do you have to destroy the small mens dream?

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ok just cut it in half still bretty gud

I never gamble but if an user wins he must purchase an island where no thots are allowed and we can all play vidya together.

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It's going to go over $10B before they decide to give it to their strawman. Have fun getting scammed niggers.

sounds pretty gay desu

2 years ago, I made $13,752. Pulling myself up by my bootstraps and starting with the most humble of supplies bought off of Craigslist while eating Ramen, I started making stuff and am at around $82,000 this year so far. (I won't say what I make since I don't want people knowing I come to Jow Forums.) Work smartly and passionately.

Nigger she spent $2 billion

oh no i got scammed out of $5

>Pulling myself up by my bootstraps
this is a jewish psyop designed to exterminate whites and its working perfectly
your lawn wont protect your daughters from the mass of niggers who will outnumber you

i'm not reading all that

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keep projecting faggot

How is it a scam if everyone knows what’s up from the beginning? We all know full well that there is a tiny chance of winning. Maybe you just don’t have the extra 2 bucks to spare without breaking your bank?

The fuck does a lawn have to do with working hard and being enterprising?

>Working for yourself and creating things you are passionate about is a Jewish Trick.

Yeah, okay.

man up, faggot and learn to read a single paragraph from one of the most important books you could read

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When I win im giving every American,citizen 1 million cash and then running for senate

>thinking there is even a small chance of winning

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The lottery actually does pay out, though. We have great direct communication across the US unlike the setting. It's just that something like half of winners return to being broke or where they started after 7 years and 90% lose it within 3 generations.

The first thing I'd do If I won is crawl in a ball in my bed and go to sleep crying.
After the lump sum and all taxes taken out of the lump sum I'd walk away with over $475 million.

Right? The US government took the Italian Mafia's numbers racket and turned it into a gigantic scam for the proles. The winners are probably all Treasury agents.

With a week left until midterms. An old Florida jew will win and donate it all to the demorats.

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Now that's how you democracy!

This is why I know only an NPC can "win." Let's say you take the all in cash at once option and after taxes it works out to 500 million (nice round number). You could give every American $1 million dollars and still have $170 million left (still making you richer than most Americans) yet that flood of money would ravage the economy instantly. They wouldn't allow that.

Always impressed by people who can turn a big win into an equal amount of debt before a year's out.

Nobody ever win more than a few thousand dollars. The big prizes are fake hollywood jew theater.

350,000,000 americans x 1,000,000

Take your time, you'll figure this out

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That's why some folk are the target market for lotteries.

You're so fucking bad at math holy shit.

... I am still on my first cup of coffee and now feel like an idiot. Regardless, no one wins the jackpot.

It's basically a reverse gofundme. You can rise to reverse Soros tier with such thinking.

How do I play I'm not dollars

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Vroom vroom

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I would throw my earnings in a trust with a 60/30/10 equities to fixed income to private equity portfolio and then continue buildimg my businesses

I would still drive my 75k mi ford everyday

If I win I am going to buy the largest possible plot of land that touches a coastline with half of it, and use the other half to finance people who want to build houses in the new ethnostate.

why do people think it's rigged and random people don't win, when plenty of random people have won the lottery and BIG winnings at that? is it a scam? yeah kind of a scam since the odds are so low, but you can still win.

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I win. Check 'em.

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I wouldn't put it past them to fake that, but if someone does win it won't make much difference, most people would spend all that money in a few years and be back to broke.

wowza just look at all that money people are willingly giving away to George soros for all of his gross refugee operations, oh and also to the next Hillary campaign!

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When is the next drawing?

Everyone wants to be the winner. I can't blame them, considering how hopeless class mobility can feel.

Tuesday 11pm eastern.

this has to be a sign that the wheels are about to come off of everything

As counter-intuitive as it is, extreme excess like this is a sign of major dislocations and misallocation of capital system wide. This is essentially a 1.6 billion dollar bread and circus for desperate people to have a glimmer of hope. Couple this with the multi billion dollar drug trade and the prognosis is not good. I believe that this may be a sign that we have reached the peak of our casino-gulag economy.

Doubtful. Just because the jackpot has gotten big because no one has won it, doesnt mean we are in the down fall.

Cool, I don't want to leave this house this weekend

I'll waste $20 on it

Gambling is degenerate.

Yo!

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Why did you delete that post to post it again

... it will be bout three fiddy with democrats in power.

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Winning number is 1488.

Buddy I don't think you realize how much 1.6 billion bucky is. I could get everything I wanted and never go broke

>win
>post portraits of Hitler all over the US on billboards with no text, simply his likeness
>do this for the next 50 years

Says the non-bllionaire

I never thought of it before but it could be a deflationary measure put on by the fed.

Alright guys when I get my billion I'll buy you all an ar15 and we'll go conquer a bird watching sanctuary or something

The true and undying love of a wholesome, Christian, white, big tittied, firm assed woman?

>vlad the implier
>spending 500+ million in a couple years
lol on what?

lottery is just a way the government catches time travellers

Nice digits.
It's recycled money, but 39% is absorbed back into taxes and the winning state also takes its cut.

So out of the nearly 2 billion dollars scrounged up from poor/desperate people, about 1 billion is straight up tax money taken out of circulation.

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if you win make christchan real
thanks

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I wouldn't even care, any bitch I want to fuck I'd offer a million bucky to come be my concubine. Mostly white probably, but I'd throw in a nigress and latina for flair.

You can choose a severely reduced but immediate cash payout, or you can let inflation eat half of it by taking it in payments every month for the next 30 years. Either way, it won't really be 1.6 b.

This. State lotteries have to hire so many people to watch eachother like hawks to. To the point where auditors have to be audited and after that it's audited by two or more other separate auditors. It ain't rigged, it's just statistically fucking improbably to win.

>win billions of dollars
>buy some land in middle of nowhere forest
>make log cabin there
>make a nice log cabin (maybe with modern amenitys)
>profit
Ideally though you'd be close enough to some town so that you can go there occasionally to get resources and food, so that you're not eating elk meat the rest of your life or something. Fuck, I want that so badly. I could literally never have to see or interact with anyone ever again.

It'll be more than I'll ever need, that's for sure

THE LOTTERY IS A SCAM

"BIG WINNERS" ARE ALL PRE-SELECTED AND PART OF THE SCAM

Is 1.6 billion 1 billion 60 million or 1 billion and 600 million?

Wait, your lottery isn't tax free?
We only pay tax on the interest here.

Ahahaha, oh burger.

actually it is 1 billion and 60 dollars

No, you could give everyone a dollar. Do you people even math ?

One bill for 60 dollars

Actually if you take the lump sum taxes have already been taken out.
Literally why it exists, so people who don't want to have to go through the agonizing pain of paying that much in taxes they just take it all
It's outright theft though, the lottery exists for the government to steal even more money from your pocket for "taxes"

1b 600m

1.06b would be 1b 600k

This guy plays lotto.

This is complete nonsense. You get about 60% of the money if you take the lump sum, then they take 40% prize tax. Idiots, this is why "winners" go broke.

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>You get about 60% of the money if you take the lump sum
Yes, because the rest of it goes to taxes for all the money you get and starting the next pot you nigger

The top federal rate is 37%, not 24

No dumbfucky. You get less for taking the lump sum.
Maybe this article will inform the npc's in this thread: kiplinger.com/article/taxes/T055-C000-S001-how-much-tax-you-will-pay-on-your-lottery-winnings.html

they dont take 37% right away you fucking idiot

25% is the normal withholding for bonuses/big checks like a lotto prize

True, they WITHHOLD 24% and then in by April you'll owe the rest, totalling 37% of your winnings.

I'll take a nice mature latina bbw.

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Reminder if anyone of you anons is dumb enough to play and gets the 1 in the million chance of winning, to buy Jow Forums and protect it for posterity, it is literally the engine of consciousness that can save humanity.

>fiat has to remain relevant for 30 years
>implies you cant make more than 400M in 30 years with your investments
Only a retard would take the annuity.

I would buy this shithole in a heartbeat if I won.

The lottery exists only to detect time travelers and psychic ability. If you win that prize, your life is over.

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