Texas is turning blue and there's nothing you can do about it

Beto fucks kids

>NPC think
Woah, he can ride a skateboard. He must be a good politician.

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Jesus Christ that’s cringier than Howard Dean

nah most of the Hispanics there are illegal

Beto will lose by 8 points
Lupe Valdez will lose by 22
Texans don't identify as black, latino, white nearly as much as they identify as texan.
And beto is identifying as a californian pretending to be a Texan (even though he's actually a Texan)
It's over for him.

He's running for president at this point.

Most illegals vote you know

I can't understand the people who think this is positive or compelling. Do they recognize the blatant pandering? Do they realize how disgusting it is?

Expecting a literal man child to do well in TX.
He is better off taking a swing in a state with a higher % of soiboys.

We know he's not going to win, but we want Dems wasting money they could've spent on more competitive races.

This is probably true. Following the Obama playbook for the presidency. Look at the shit Dem lineup.

This reminds me of those washed up middleaged fags who try to make a "hip" anti-smoking campaign group going from school to school to talk about how NOT cool it is to smoke, and it literally just makes people want to smoke instead so you don't end up like them.

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>skateboarding
>2018
Well boomers will be boomers.

This. It is known

CALIFORNIANS GO BACK!

What a faggot

Pretty much a given with all politicians regardless of party. Sodomy is a cult.

Checked

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KYS nigger
Sage

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The fact that shit like this impresses voters just proves that the Founding Fathers were absolutely correct in restricting the right to vote, and if there's any chance for the Republic to survive, we're going to have to go back to that after Civil War 2.0.

Skateboards are for fucking children and stoner douchebags that refuse to grow up.

Wtf kind of immature shit? Bahahahahaha! This nigga thinks he's Bart Simpson or something? Holy fuck even as an 18 year old it would have been pure cringe on some "hello fellow young adults, I do young adult things like you so please like me," pandering shit.

>Holly shit Bart Simpson is running for office?

Just goes to show how infantile the average Dem voters are.

Hi there Jew Share Blue media matters!

You lose!

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I fucking despise how retarded liberals and millennials can be

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Odd that we were on the same page like that at the same time.

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>Bart Simpsonmind

Why are Dems so cringeworthy with their "I'm cool like you" routine?

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hello fellow millennials

Tony Cûck Pro skater

Can he beat The Cruz Missile one on one though?
youtube.com/watch?v=nKWLeJcPRSQ

Indeed, were probably of similar age.

He should have driven a car drunk into the audience, he's got more practice with that.

>white male getting the DNC nom
Lol no

only the dumbest and most mongrelized mutts would fall for this publicity stunt, oh wait thats 56% of the usa. looks like this fella is gonna win.

WHOAH! HE'S JUST LIKE TONY HAWK. GEN Z WILL LOVE HIM!

Dude is a burglar.
Dude is a hit and run drunk driver

Laws are for peasants

NPC45612

Share blue slide thread. Sage and move on

wow he rode that skateboard just like how he drove his car away from the scene of a DWI crash

It already is bucko

Why Drunk Drivers Need Skateboards

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True but the amount of signs this guy has is insane.

sage

Checked. You just gave me an idea for pushing it up a notch. Make a fake website where you guys just copy and paste the fake news articles, but for where it shows the author instead is an NPC name and NPC version of whatever talking head you can think of.

Isn’t your prime minister Jewish?

>deviantart

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no texas will go independent

>Beto fucks kids

When all you have is conspiracy theories

Think we should try and mount a trolling campaing on Beto?
Just use a bunch of Bart quotes.
"Far out man"
"Don't have a cow"

Well you get the idea

Like the Russian Collusion conspiracy theory?

At this point, we need to try something. I don't trust that Cruz has a 8 or so point lead ahead of this guy. I'm not worried about a surge in Dem voters but the GOP voters getting fucking lazy.

It's because he is one of the cool kids, he's not larping.

>Texas is turning blue
That's what you retards said when pic related ran for governor a few years back.

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Sad

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Texas was always one of the browner states. Tons of Mexicans lived there before independence. Same goes for New Mexico.

Beto is actually a Mexican national LARPING as a Texan.

I feel a difference here tho. I swear Wendy Davis didn't have as many signs as Beta Beto has.

You anti-Texas fucks need to kill yourself

This is the first thing I thought when I read this

Gotta admire your stamina nigger

*Irishman larping as a texan
Ftfy

Irishman lapring as a Texan wishing to be a Mexican National.

I hate reruns.

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According to her instaho she lives in Tennessee. Think about that.

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imagine how fugly her fucking face is when that shit make up is gone

maybe in 2024. if they actually think anything about him they won't sacrifice him to a trump reelection.

Is there anything actually wrong about people from other jurisdictions participating in the democratic process, so long as they obey voting laws and only participate through phone banking, canvassing, etc?

People in Tennessee are affected by what happens in Texas, shouldn't they have some avenue to participate in Texas politics?

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That's Radical! He's /ourguy/!

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Mashallah brother, together with the Afrikan and the Jew we shall rule the west and exterminate the wh*tes as their notions of "Liberty"

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Cowabunga dude!

This is a clown show, again.

Because that is working out so well in Africa.
You rune everything you touch.

Why is cripplechan under attack? Something to do with OP being a faggot?

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Oh look! Hillary found her self a snack!

youtube.com/watch?v=Q6b_jWdumd4

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Blue from laughing too much and not getting enough air

>stop with the shitty gay bait threads
the ride never ends faggot

Beta O'cuck

>Oklahoma
Based featherbros

>Larping Turkroach

Even nigs are drooling over this guy. It’s cult like

Beto: The Choice of the Common Man

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>howdoyadofellowkids

>Hello fellow target audience
I associate skateboards with late 90s and early 2000, but maybe I'm too old.
Anyway, this guy will probably turn out to be the most expensive Democrat mistake this election.

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There's no such thing as a free lunch.
You wanted that sweet cheap labor.
This is how you pay your tab.

>hello fellow young person!

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