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>WHO IS JAIR BOLSONARO?
On prisoners' rights twitter.com/PeterCozy/status/1050774090808741888
On thot patrol twitter.com/RealVinceJames/status/1050042805551128576

>2nd round polls: BOLSONARO 59% X HADDAD 41% (Datafolha)
Bolsonaro vs. Haddad run-off will happen on October 28.

>BACKGROUND

Jair Bolsonaro is the front-runner in Brazil's presidential election. He is a conservative Christian, pro-gun, a former army captain, and the only candidate with no corruption charges against him. He's looking to modernise the lethargic Brazilian economy with the aid of UChicago economist Paulo Guedes. He wants to align Brazil's foreign policy with Western nationalist governments against the influence of China, Eurasianism and regional socialism (Venezuela and Cuba). He has a hard stance on crime and supports increasing the power of police forces and the army to tackle Brazil's drug and violence problems. Under heavy fire from the media and academia, with an extremely restricted campaign budget, and having survived an assassination attempt, Bolsonaro's presidential run is nothing short of extraordinary.

JB's antagonist in the presidential race is Fernando Haddad, a sociologist, former minister of education under Lula and former mayor of São Paulo. He's running for the left-wing Labour Party (PT) under the guidance of former president Lula, who is currently in prison after being convicted for corruption and money laundering. PT had been the ruling party in Brazil for 13 years, but is facing high rejection in the polls after a police investigation uncovered the largest known corruption scheme in Brazilian history, which PT architected.
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God bless Brazil and Bolsonaro

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Nth for La Creatura.

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Why young paulistanos like Haddad so much?

Haddad is a USP professor, it seems. Maybe uni indocrination?

they are gay

Hello, inteligentinhos.

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zoomers are fags

best mayor

NPCs that think they are new yorkers and follow their same trends.
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Mainstream

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>Bernadinho is a candidate from NOVO and I didn't even know

oantagonista.com/brasil/bernardinho-visita-bolsonaro/

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Damn

Bolsonaro unironically United all tribes except leftists

The only one to gain the distinction of being the 1st mayor to lose the first round of voting when attempting a reelection and the only SP mayor candidate to receive less votes than the total of blank+invalid votes cast at the ballots.

SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE A BRENDAN FRASER EDIT FOR ANDRADE

8 days left
Salute!

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*Lose at the first round

drinquepedia.com/drinques/402&ml=sim

stop being poor

Parece que o Haddad criou uma imagem do tipo o "tio descolado", que não é careta.
Tem foto dele fazendo pichação, foto com uma catuaba na mão, tocando guitarra... E por ser progressista defende maior liberdade sexual entre os jovens.
Considerem que ele foi o ministro da educação de Dilma e Lula por mais de dez anos. Haddad sabe bem do que o jovem gosta e botou em prática nas universidades. É talvez o maior responsável pela geração lacradora descolada jovem que faz arte pelada de hoje.

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The country has never been so united and divided at the same time

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tecnoblog.net/264308/spam-politico-whatsapp/

Eu quero que o hadard ganhe mas n quero que ganhem por causa de umas mensagens no zip zop

S E E T H I N G

He almost was

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That explains why he is so eager to support sexual deviancy.

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U L T R A D I R E I T A

D E L I R A N T E

ATOR PORNO TAMBEM

>polêmica é sunga branca

Can someone translate that into English, Spanish, French, Italian, Catalan, Latin or Portuguese? I do not understand that Lacrese language.

Hello Luís Filipe (((Pondé)))

Para a NSA, somos todos ATOR PORNO.
To the NSA, we are all PORNO ACTOR.

he is a specialist in frankfurt school.

he is much more dangerous than lula. that's because he is smart but evil

ATOR PORNO
T
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P
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R
N
O

I don't even understand it in portuguese, let alone trying to translate it.

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>evil
he a gud boi

I think lorenzoni was a bad choice. he is, maybe, the only politician that admitted himself that he was corrupt without anyone forcing him

We should do an rade in lacrosphere

N I Ó B I O
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>Here's how Haddad can still win.

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Nothing wrong with being part Native American, faggot. I'm 1/8 NA.

Its about this. I still don't understand.

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>PT aposta no 5730 turno

reminder that we'll lose the rain forest thanks to bolsonaro spreading his legs to the globalist market

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Petistas are so mad they're saying Folha is working for Bolsonaro

He has an extensive track record voting against corruption tho, and his case got solved with lack of evidence

ASTRONAUTA PORNÔ TAMBÉM

Em entrevista na tarde deste sábado, Jair Bolsonaro disse que o astronauta Marcos Pontes — o primeiro brasileiro a ir para o espaço — “está quase confirmado para a Ciência e Tecnologia”.

Bolsonaro disse também que, caso eleito, o Ministério das Comunicações passará a fazer parte do Ministério da Educação.

>PT aposta no -7 turno

Takes one to fight one, I guess?

Thats pretty good nice to see some actual effort

I see more than a couple of petistas doing the same talk about how the media is saying the "Polemic" wrong

Why was this tweet so hard to understand?
Is it the lack of capital letters?

>Pitty
Last time she was relevant was 2000-ish

true, but he admitted. I actually like the guy. he was fighting pt even the time when they had like 85% approval rating, but he fucked up

>CAPITAL LETTERS ARE A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT

Am I the only one that can't even understand the point she's trying to make? At this point, it just feels like a randomly assembled collection of leftist jargon.

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He has no corruption cases against him, he got legal funding after the period and didn't declare it, which I'm Brazil isn't even properly a crime, you just get fined.
Corruption would be if he took money in exchange for some legislative action, which be didn't, he actually voted right in every single corruption case so far

daily reminder you like dick

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what's the deal with famous white nordestinos? they're all fucking leftists

I don't remember her ever being relevant.

The meme went too far guys

youtube.com/watch?v=ZPIFITEfA-k

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GOBLIN SLAYERS IS UP, GUYS
SEE YA LATER

S U P E R
M E G A
P L U S
U L T R A
F A R
R I G H T

A C T I V A T E

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Kek. Let it be, senpai

Right, relevant on the normiesphere of that period due to her music. Also, it was at a point where artists had relevance from their craft, not their fucking ideologies, opinions or whatsoforth worthless fluff.

Holy shit is he redpilled about niobio? Space is ours lads

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but it's pretty self evident, no?
she means if wear a white speedo looks good or not is a polemic.

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Why is it so hard to remember to tilt it?

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LOL, Havan will have a surge in popularity and spread out of Santa Catarina, screencap this.

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>odiar sushi
jajajaj what

>Why bambis like Haddad so much?
it answers itself

this two column template is garbage 'tho

WTF I love Zuck now.

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pitty sempre dando piti

9/10

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IT'S SUNDAY THE 28TH
BOLSONARO HAS WON WITH 70% OF THE VOTES
POST YOUR WINNING FACES

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We need a tiozão wearing only sunga branca and pochete.

Give me the original, I'll make a better one

Ok, silent protector, already find it

This. Andrade is worse than Lula and Dilma. His a kind of devil himself.

WHY IS PARÁ SO KEKED? WTF IS THEIR PROBLEM?

Jair Bolsonaro disparou no Norte.

As pesquisas do Ibope, divulgadas ontem, mostram que ele tem 61% dos votos válidos no Amazonas, 78% em Rondônia e 73% em Roraima. Ele subiu até no Pará, onde está tecnicamente empatado com o poste.

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IT'S OVER

oantagonista.com/brasil/tre-diz-que-nao-ha-indicios-de-fraude-em-urnas-parana/
I got it from twitter

Por que sempre esquecem de isolar o vocativo com vírgula. Ou seja, deveria ser "está com medo, petista safada". A não ser que "medo petista safada" seja alguma coisa.
Bando de analfabetos, puta que pariu

gostosa

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everything he did was minister of education was bad. and, like he said in a interview, "psdb accepted everything without second thoughts"

then it was bad times for brazil, we barely have any right-wing, not even cucked right!

Huge state, quite big population, and a lot of natives.

this.
so much this.

if bolsonaro grows in popularity in northeast (just change bolsa familia's name like pt did with the social programs made by fhc) then he will won with like 80% in 2022

I don't give a shit.

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