Why wont millennials get trade jobs?

I hear a lot of brits fall for the bricklaying meme

Why are your welds shit

He right though.

Current models for trade work are archaic, and will soon be updated to fit with new trends and lifestyles; boomers just aren’t too happy about it

Because I don't want to live in a bumbfuck flyover suburb for the rest of my life.

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dirty and dangerous

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I'm in yo pipes bitch

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its true. if you want to be a tradie you need to handle the bantz. im the only white guy at my factory. the white guys in the trades are redpilled as fuck. the snowflakes cant take the heat

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I have a trade job. I'm a streamer on Twitch.

That's how my job was when I ran machines. The Spanish all day would drive me fucking insane. Now I work in sales at the same company and I don't even think about the spics. Barely even interact with them. It was weird how I started here as a true wageslave who hated life and now I have a pretty decent job with no education. I used to think my boss was a bitch but now I'm like family to everybody here. Pretty comfy.

shit pay

Every welder, boilermaker and HVAC dude I know is a hardcore conservative.

Why do you care faggot?

compared to the labor, the pay isn't good

If you're white you're born to be either an engineer or a doctor or an account or a lawyer. All other lowly wagecuck jobs are for spics, nigs, and pajeets.

Imagine slaving away for someone else LOL
I'm so glad I got into trading when I did, you can all suck my ass hahahaha

Too busy getting paid millions to create video game IP. You all play my games.

Good story user.
Now time to educate yourself.
Go read some philosophy.

be a man faggot.

They're afraid of work.

Simple as that.

Shut up faggot

Its so true, it's 100% bants all day every day it is great

Jow Forums is like religion and the goal is to convert as many people to it's way of life as possible.

>must be republican
>must move to red-state to avoid liberals and ethnics
>30 year mortgage as soon as possible
And
>aquire trade-job because you can't do college math, laugh at college grads and inform them about the student debt Jew scheme
>brag about how you're living the American dream

They suffer from boomer brain-rot and may be actual NPCs.

normie boomer LEAVE

Well I'd say I'm more educated than the average person because of books and the raw hours ive spent reading about random shit on the internet, but I lack formal education. I was thinking of going and trying to get a degree in logistics and supply chain management.

Does software engineering count as a trade skill? It is engineering.

I want to be a locksmith but i have zero clue how to go about it

me and my boss made fun of some guy today becase he 'looked islamic". it was fucking awesome

You learn how to things a locksmith does then you offer your services to people

No, SE is a professional white collar job.

Because they know they are trading their health in exchange for good pay and freebleding socialist cocksuckers who claim to represent them want to redistribute the fruits of their labor.

Because they drug test.

And we all smoke reefer..

t. currently fired Telltale diversity hire with free time to shitpost

But I build things with my bare fingertips.

I work trades and i love it. Big wages, hard work and no women around to make you miserable. I can eat whatever I want and never get fat because I am burning a shit-ton of calories. We need our (gentile) scholars and our academics but if you can get in a trade union I guarantee life will be better for you than any retail of low-middle tier office job.

Computer coding will be great one day when we hunt down every last pajeet and tranny standing in the way of white male dominance and fair pay. Until then you should probably learn to weld or build something.

they pay shit in 190 out of 200 countries

It’s seen as undesirable and settling for less. Same reason japan has a labor shortage, there’s a million salarymen but not many blue collar workers. It’s seen as second hand citizen labor.

>can't do college math

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Not worth it user. Find a stable job, a wife and have kids as early as possible. Being a career student is incredibly unfulfilling.

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i make $1700 a month and this is my first welding job. i live with my parents so ill be able to pay cash for a house in five years and get a better job

The fuck are you on? Are you 12 or a barista?

tell us more
does he have you park his car for him every morning as well?
how does he like his coffee?
on a side note I saw some chick dump 4 packets of honey into her coffee, never been more confused in my entire life...who the fuck puts honey in coffee?

We really need to automate all the demeaning jobs so people can have more self respect

>OP is a welder
>I am microsolderer

Like brothers in spirit.

that actually sounds pretty pathetic. what a waste of time and air from two idiots doing menial shit. i can see why you're not a boss and probably will never run anything of your own

Pretty much this. Some people are making ok money in trades in canada, but generally in my area, its like 1$/hour more than walmart, and you work really hard (heavy lifting, injuries, breathing in poison, no breaks/unpaid breaks)

>cagies

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I make more than that a week after taxes

I told my boss (Mexican descent) that he had to go buy a small step stool to put in front of the key cabinet I had just mounted to the wall so the other Mexicans could reach it.

I could imagine how some fresh outta school normies would react to real bants.

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Hmmmm, gee I wonder why.

I can either huff metal fumes all day or get paid to type stuff into a computer and drink coffee. Also my body isn't broken so I can lift and run after work and on the weekends. I've worked blue collar jobs before and when I was off I just wanted to stay out of the sun and sit down.

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I tried that, because i didn't have milk - almost as bad idea as putting carbonated mineral water into mocca pot.

No, he's retarded and so are you. What makes you think welders and HVAC tech's are "on site" for weeks and months, like they never go home like a fucking rail road encampment? The oilfield and remote resource construction are the only correlations, and they pay much higher than normal wages for the trouble.

>wagie wagie get in cagie

>salon .....moderate

I am speechless

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all the trades around here pay you $10 as a "helper" and after you work for a year they might set you up with an apprenticeship
better in just about every case to take out some student loans and hit the local community college

you guys are fucking idiots retards. jesus christ lol.

no wonder you guys are in trades

> heh, i said a racist thing to a fucking loser heh and thats apart of my job im hardcore like that

Can I become an electrician if I'm not too smart?

Looks like an expensive video game. You just have to sit there being an operator all day and they pay you. People have it easy now a days

Yes

do yourself a favor and download the robinhood app and learn to trade

free yourself from the shackles of wagecuck oppression

It is pretty much this, I'ma tradie but the only way to make real money is to be self employed and most people dont want to run their own business and have all the headaches and put their asses on the line, so they get stuck in a low paying job and their bodies are fuckin destroyed by the time they're 40

>there aren't trades jobs in the cities

Don't even bother, just neck yourself. Give me the fucking communists back, the modern liberal is a fucking trash heap.

The point is you do it to the guys face so he can talk shit back you pussy.

My dad works at Nintendo too.

I mean, to put it in perspective, I had an illiterate uncle who was a very successful master electrician.

This, fuck physical labor and working with my hands when I can get 80K to work from home on a computer.

Because you have to be certified and that takes time and money we don't have.

Absolutely BASED educated diversity officer.

Idk college got shilled pretty hard and there was no direction given to the other fags

thats why you get in when youre young and live with your parents. thats nothing to sneeze at if you have no expenses
oh so youd rather get fired for misgendering a feminazi lgbtqpkazis cunt?

nobody want to die just before retirement.
the life span of trade worker is like 60 years.

Beats the hell out of a desk. Lol

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This is what I do now. Now I get to hang out with smart, nice people all day.

> the point is, you are engaging in nigger-tier behavior because you have a low IQ, thus you are in a trade and enjoy spending your free time hurr durring like you were in gradeschool. you are a loser basically

I'm an automation technician who basically watches robots do work until they break, then fix them. Does that count?

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This is why the government imports Mexicans in the country
White people are too lazy to do manual labor

>imagine actually being dumb enough to work at walmart

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Your gonna be making more than that soon , that's like entry level apprentice wages.

ugh imagine the smell..

Every trade requires math.

Imagine running pipe without knowing the Pythagorean theorem.

Imagine Ohm's law without knowing multiplication.

...
The truth is that trades pay well, but make you powerless. That one kike was right, for power and influence stay out of the trades and in a big city like NY or Washington.

I may make $140,000 a year, but am just an order-following human tool.

>fell for the trades meme(instrumentation)
>make only 50k starting
>meanwhile university grads are making 75k-100k starting, work only 35 hours a week, have every second friday off, get free pizza lunches, stock options, and 4 weeks starting vacation

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About to try for my CDL. Any truck drivers here?

its called grow the fuck up idiots. saying racist banter doesnt qualify for a good job. its fun to do do, but if thats your "man i love tihs job", then you are a washed up loser. go start a business you lazy fuckheads. you're all wagecucks and in trades for a reason

exactly. im going to ask for moar after 6 months. hopefully ill reach $15/hour. im only gonna do this job until i can afford a house in indiana

It's like you don't like laughing and having a good time at work. Are you all fucking serious and polite at work all the time? You must work in an office full of women holy shit I feel bad for you. The point of banter is to give as good as you get.

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Somebody should shoop in a steel reserve

why does it throw up?

Ugh...Dont remind me

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