Why US doesn't make Finland as it's 51th state?

We already have our own Finland, it’s called the Upper Peninsula

retarded burger. Europe has 0 resources and is in a shit location. North America is the ultimate continent.

We have enough bleeding-heart liberals already, thank you very much.

>tfw there's an American Flag and a Suomi Lipp flying on my house and a Sisu sticker on my car.

t. Yooper

I would rather have sweden annexed and ship out all the rats infesting it.

We'd just ruin it and you have an alright thing going on. I wouldn't mind sauna though.

Politicians and media are top cucked but it hasn't spread to general population that much yet, and our SJWs are not really unified force. Also the cuckoldry of politicians is mostly just about obsession of "being part of Western world".

Because that would be Iceland first

>On the North American tectonic plate

>Iceland currently being used for American military training

fuck off, we're full

Finnish weather explained

+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wears winter-coats and gloves.
The Finns are out in the sun, getting a tan.

+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
The Finns are cruising in cabriolets.

0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in the Vanda river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.

-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Finns start using long sleeves.

-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Finns start drying their laundry indoors.

-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Finns stand in line at the "grilli-kioski".

-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60°C / -76°F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes.
The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Finns get frustrated since they can't store their Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors.
The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Finnish cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.

-273°C / -459.4°F
All atom-based movent halts.
The Finns start saying "Perkele, it's cold outside today."

-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over.
Finland wins the IIHF Gold Championship

its the perfect plan, we can take over finland, and open our borders and send all immigrants to finland
gg nordcucks

>Wanting to be annexed by a country on the cusp of civil war.

Are you fucking retarded user? You don't want to be a US state!!! Your education system is the best in the world and we'd dumb you down.

Finland is a unique and homogeneus country unlike US, keep your filthy jew hands off them US

t. finnish/swedish mutt

How the hell are we going to exert direct control to Finland from Washington?

>Finland is a unique and homogeneous country
>Half black

Attached: AmusedAsianGirl253.jpg (640x960, 38K)

>zerg tactics in poor weather in an easily defended area

These casualties dont mean anything.

You don't have much to offer and your culture is complete different from ours. Why would we do that? The UK would be a much better candidate but their pride would never allow it. They'd never willingly become a colony of their former colony.

you're just angry because Bulgaria had to suck off the ruskies while Finland stayed free

Finland was Swedish for 500 years, then Russia ruled them for 109; if it hadn’t for WW1 going so badly for Russia and the Bolsheviks taking over and giving half their country away, they’d be Russian clay yet.
Not denying the deficiencies of either US or British schooling, but the Finnish education system is overrated:
‘[I]it’s useful to study an example of what not to do: the call by many U.S. commentators to emulate the Finnish education system on the grounds that the Finns took first place on a recent international mathematics and science test (PISA) administered to fifteen-year-olds.’ learnliberty.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/CreatingYourPathToAPolicyCareer.pdf
‘The PISA survey tells only a partial truth of Finnish children’s mathematical skills’ matematiikkalehtisolmu.fi/2005/erik/PisaEng.html
‘Severe shortcomings in Finnish mathematics skills’ matematiikkalehtisolmu.fi/2005/erik/KivTarEng.html (‘Matematiikkalehti Solmu’ is an online mathematics magazine published by the University of Helsinki.)

>your culture is complete different from ours.
Pesäpallo (Finnish Baseball) is impossible to understand, they eat cheese for breakfast after they pour coffee on it, they complain that it's too hot when it's 70 F on the way to steaming themselves in saunas, still retain many traditional family values that we don't, elected a Boston Terrier to be their leader, and actually can play hockey.

I literally don't understand this thread being here other then slide so fuck off.

The Soviets are the ones who BTFO you the first time. Why don't you ask them to annex you?

Attached: Russian_Supremacy.png (285x886, 95K)

dlet

Attached: 1526451190337.png (260x358, 167K)

>Total Casualties higher than the entire deployed forces of Finland.

Attached: finnishairforceflag.jpg (626x640, 122K)

Why do you want to be considered American?
Isn't Finland one of the cucked up countries like Swedenistan?

If so, no thank you. I dont want trash like Sweden to vote in our elections.

The Iraqis who made it across the bridge at Tornio turned around and went back to Sweden because "the food is only fit for dogs and women" and the people were unwelcoming.

>implying we'd invade
We would embrace our fellow Finns as brothers in arms against the Swedecucks.
>Celto-Norse mutts
no thanks, Tor McDougalsson

I think Finland is better off without us.

Attached: Glubb Cycle for the US.jpg (1022x644, 73K)

Delet this

>tfw no Finnish immigration to Northern MidWest anymore

Attached: sad pep.jpg (400x388, 38K)

how about no

Attached: You_can_rape_in_Finland.jpg (618x448, 80K)

>tfw our biggest immigrants to Michigan are no longer Finns, but Iraqis.

Voi saatana.

Attached: rarepepe.jpg (231x250, 7K)

Burgers TRULY are our greatest ally... Dog bless USA!

Attached: ameriburgeri.png (996x832, 117K)

Finnland has a suprisingly high homicide rate for a white country.

Don't worry, Tapio. Outside of the U.P., people ask if I'm an Asian-Swedish hybrid and when I tell them I'm Finnish and they say, "Finished what? Our conversation? Why?"

9 out of 10 of Burgers have never heard of you guys. I have to say "Do you know where Sweden is?" They say, "I'm not stupid, of course I do!" Then I say, "Finland is the country between Sweden and Russia." Then they say, "I didn't know there was one there."

It totally was not part of Finnish tactics to use western parts of the country as living space and not build infrastructure towards Russia. It still holds true to this day, all of our roads to russia are build in a way that they are few and scarce in eastern parts of the country and so that they can be easily destroyed

Your fever dream land of mists and shadow inhabited by people who look like Tolkien elves is a little too creepy for us.

Attached: santa.png (964x653, 775K)

Neat.

So why didnt they use on mass paratroopers?

not interested. you got too many muzzie trash

Pagan Heathen Forest Elves worshiping Old Gods.

youtube.com/watch?v=O2tinqjEfqw

Attached: Meanwhile-in-Finland.jpg (720x540, 63K)

checked and keked

Is this an anime?

Because then we'd be stuck with Finland
Do you want all our memes to be turned into cheap MSpaint knockoffs?

I never got the Finland is cold meme, it's not any colder than northern parts of Sweden or Norway is it?
I guess main Finnish cities aren't as far south?

>Implying that they didn't do it
Finns faked their own messages and got Russians to drop supplies to Finns instead of Russians who got stuck in Finnish forests, they got rekt in every single aspect of warfare except pure numbers

>51th

fucking eurofags need to die

Red army recon and intel during the entire war was absolute shit, they would have fucked it up like they did most of their bombing. They did drop some saboteurs and spies but most if not all got caught.

>Pagan Heathen Forest Elves worshiping Old Gods.
Perfect description. It would be sacrilege for American degeneracy to approach Finland.

Attached: dh1522792800087.jpg (828x785, 153K)

who needs F1 when you can rally

I don't know the source for the Image, thought I did put the text in.

The entire country is North of 60. Norway and Sweden at least have their capitals South of 60.

But the Summers are usually very pleasant if you don't mind mosquitoes.

Totally agree. And I'd just be cumming every five seconds if our 51 state was full of them Finnish Cheekbones.

Attached: DarkForestElve.jpg (1080x851, 75K)

Fokken brilliant.

Attached: awoo1526996605786.jpg (1200x913, 892K)

We better as frens

Attached: Spurdo Burger alliance.png (2546x1696, 1.21M)

Yeah in 2016 it was 1.16 per 100,000, thats almost half of white (non-hispanic) Americas 2.7.
Fucking barbarians.

I'm not paying for your socialist system. I'd consider it otherwise. What is your income/debt ratio?

>51th
Really?

Anyways, to qualify and apply for statehood the following conditions have to be met.

>20,000 inhabitants
>call a constitutional convention and form a provisional government.
>enact a state constitution which affirmed that the new state would forever be part of the Confederation
>be subject to the Articles of Confederation and acts of Congress
>would be subject to payment for federal debts
>would not tax federal properties within the state border or tax non-residents at a rate higher than residents
>have a republican form of government
>a population equal to that of the least-populated of the established states

Puerto Rico, Guam, and plenty of other United States Territories do not meet enough of the above requirements to apply for statehood.

I think I prefer this. The less we are known, the less we can be targeted by POZ. I want to be left alone.

Nearly all Swedes live more South than the very southernmost Finnish towns. Norway and Sweden are also warmed up by Gulf Stream a lot more than Finland. Especially Norway, that's by the Atlantic.

The difference isn't that massive, but it exists.

Attached: Nordicpop.jpg (1873x2602, 1.27M)

>Articles of Confederation
Really?

This.
Bins are too liberal., plus they are used to getting everything paid for by the state.
Wonder how Bins would fare if they actually had to work for thing.

I too would prefer the isänmaa not be tainted by my fellow Americans.

>Sen vieras kyllä hylkäjää, mut meille kallein maa on tää, sen salot, saaret, manteret, ne meist on kultaiset.

You’re probably better on your own, America is not what it use to be. It’s full of niggers, spics, and retards that think Denmark is socialist

>another idea is telling the EU to fuck off and start a Scandinavian union that excludes Sweden til they stop being such cucks

>Wonder how Bins would fare if they actually had to work for thing.
Who do you think pays those taxes that ''the State'' hands out?

Not me by the way. I'm unemployed but gain points by defending Finland online as part of rehabilitating work program.

Attached: tired.jpg (277x182, 8K)

But are Finns white?

>Articles of Confederation
Yes. That's how the first 13th states formed a union prior to ratification of the Constitution itself.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Articles_of_Confederation

See also

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Admission_to_the_Union

Of course they'er white.

Attached: FinnishGirl1535.jpg (481x600, 124K)

Joo

Attached: ReallyEBINsmyBENIS.jpg (859x828, 159K)

are they human?

Attached: 1523926602720 (2).jpg (402x520, 58K)

We've established they are a race of Elves already, superior to humans.

Attached: #FFFFFF.jpg (554x800, 118K)

I believe that our "liberalism" is mostly due to mentality where people are too reclusive to really celebrate their liberties. There are really no visible effects of liberalism, so to speak. For example, I've never actually even seen a tranny or same sex couple displaying affection in public despite both being quite accepted, even our pride parades are tame as fuck. People mostly go be freaks in their homes.

Last thing we need is more depressed nigger loving faggot states

Attached: fin1521936952470.png (528x1525, 55K)

We wouldn't be able to hold Finland when the Estonian Mushroom Seller invades and takes over.

I like this post.
This is a good fucking post.

Kiitos.

It's unconstitutional.

There are already too many chinks to deal with here.

Attached: finlandislilasianow.png (600x678, 34K)

because we already have a shithole, called PR; we don't need another one

But it would be cool to have an overseas territory that wasn't beans or pacific islanders, plus our domestic Sauna population would instantly triple.

Let Teemu have his dream.

Attached: Timo.jpg (487x524, 50K)

oh, hey Mongol

No, leave us alone.

Attached: 1539714484068.jpg (360x360, 8K)

>Stand within a meter of you at a bus stop, looking at you in an attempt to start a conversation.

Attached: bill-pullman.jpg (550x298, 17K)

youtube.com/watch?v=jaKko3VGAnY

Attached: 1536773709585.jpg (189x189, 32K)

Not very nice.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amygdala

Social interaction
Amygdala volume correlates positively with both the size (the number of contacts a person has) and the complexity (the number of different groups to which a person belongs) of social networks.[60][61] Individuals with larger amygdalae had larger and more complex social networks. They were also better able to make accurate social judgments about other persons' faces.[62] The amygdala's role in the analysis of social situations stems specifically from its ability to identify and process changes in facial features. It does not, however, process the direction of the gaze of the person being perceived.[63][64]

>The amygdala is also thought to be a determinant of the level of a person's emotional intelligence. It is particularly hypothesized that larger amygdala allow for greater emotional intelligence, enabling greater societal integration and cooperation with others.[65] The amygdala processes reactions to violations concerning personal space. These reactions are absent in persons in whom the amygdala is damaged bilaterally.[66] Furthermore, the amygdala is found to be activated in fMRI when people observe that others are physically close to them, such as when a person being scanned knows that an experimenter is standing immediately next to the scanner, versus standing at a distance.[66]

>This explains our Autism, we run most things through Neocortex.
>You know those meme's about Finns staying at least mile from others? That is because our Amygdala's are so damaged by isolation.
>That's why we seem so cold & awkward people even tho it does not feel like that for us.

And this is bound to our culture, our culture is making us autistic, isolated & damaging our Amygdala!

And no wonder we are so drawn to this place trends.google.fi/trends/explore?q=Jow Forums

Attached: NPC Amygdala.png (1137x380, 131K)

Finland, behold, thy daylight now is dawning,
the threat of night has now been driven away.
The skylark calls across the light of morning,
the blue of heaven lets it have its way,
and now the day the powers of night is scorning:
thy daylight dawns, O Finland of ours!

Finland, arise, and raise towards the highest
thy head now crowned with mighty memory.
Finland, arise, for to the world thou criest
that thou hast thrown off thy slavery,
beneath oppression's yoke thou never liest.
Thy morning's come, O Finland of ours!

God, I love you fucking Spurdös

I'm am not a nice person but I do occasionally make puukko when requested.

Attached: NudeAnna-Sofia.jpg (500x500, 151K)

come with us naked friend, let's go purge the xenos as 1

Attached: 1535662482016.jpg (1535x1080, 844K)

its connected to Europe

I would be cool with getting rid of California and making Finland a state.

Absolutely based Finns.

Love you too Finland