Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Kommse Rin Edition

>upcoming state elections
Hesse: Oct. 28 2018 #ltwhe
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/hessen.htm
Hessian goys may sign up as election observers
wahlbeobachtung.de/

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Counter culture
youtube.com/watch?v=3QsQdKKB-cg
gab.ai/xurious
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=sQlI281RY58
youtube.com/watch?v=GOCpLe1rGIk
youtube.com/watch?v=wZ66coDh14s

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
[post 3 most recent and most shitposty/redpilling/dank speeches]
youtube.com/watch?v=G_67-sqD0h8
youtube.com/watch?v=oLuNr93-yJg

>Einzelfall map, case log
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/jpBzKTq8

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=oSZoLXHSakE
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>REDPILLS 4 NORMIES
faz.net/aktuell/feuilleton/debatten/integration/gastarbeiter-die-kunst-des-missverstehens-11502703.html
refcrime.info/en/Crime/Chronology
refcrime.info/en/Feed/Overview
steemit.com/@derhorus

Tasks:
Make memes and propaganda for Germany
Spread and share said propaganda and memes on social media
Always believe and have trust in Germany and the German people
Beware of defeatist and leftist trolls

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunewald_(forest)
theculturetrip.com/europe/germany/articles/what-to-see-and-do-in-berlins-grunewald-forest/
nzz.ch/meinung/kopie-von-zurueck-zum-wirtschaftswunder-ld.1428150
spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/schweden-studentin-elin-ersson-stoppte-abschiebeflug-jetzt-droht-ihr-gefaengnis-a-1234267.html
youtube.com/watch?v=SWqvaMEFIdI
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/10/the-cautionary-tale-of-karen-white-the-transgender-rapist/
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/07/are-female-prisoners-at-risk-from-transgender-inmates/
youtube.com/watch?v=INj6HPuKJnk
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>nobody used coal/wood for heating anymore in the late 70s.
IIRC they did (coal), especially in the less affluent boroughs. They started to change that in the 1980s.

What happened to the last one?

2 threads again

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Wtf is going on tonight

wow the mods are cocky tonight

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Ban evasion

That's a cute sign. It's nice to see the cultured Germany on this thread!

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Is that a poor black wyman complaining about how hard her life is bc she's black and has a cock?

The literal derp face.

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No, she's an untalented, unqualified affirmative action pony from Palestine that's now a champagne socialist in Berlin.

>They started to change that in the 1980s.
Really? I know that my grandparents used torf and coal till the late 60s / early 70s and then got gas. And they lived rural, I assumed that the city folks got gas even sooner.

they just follow their masterplan

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Coal and wood is common in my area moreso wood than coal, I remember students in school walking by me smelled like their wood stoves in winter. Good smell!

In Berlin they started to change it in the 1980s in the West, in the 1990s in the East (after reunification). In some poorer boroughs you smelt the coal heating during winter, it was all over the place.

Interesting, I didn't know that.

Well I'm going to bed now. Good night

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Chopping wood in the forests of Berlin?

Nighty night.

Berlin has huge forests. One is this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunewald_(forest)

Scroll down for more. If I'm not wrong, around 1/3 of Berlin's area is forests and parks.

theculturetrip.com/europe/germany/articles/what-to-see-and-do-in-berlins-grunewald-forest/

Is this telling solicitors to ring the bell?

LEL. Jetzt holen die schon die Eichel aus der Versenkung zurück.

>In case of power outage press here
>We'll hear you then

>Die gesellschaftlichen Grundwerte, welche nach der Katastrophe des Kriegs die Soziale Marktwirtschaft in Deutschland entstehen liessen, sind heute verblasst. Die Rückbesinnung auf Werte wie Freiheit, Wettbewerb und Wohlstand für alle könnte zur Quelle neuen Vertrauens und neuer Zuversicht werden.
nzz.ch/meinung/kopie-von-zurueck-zum-wirtschaftswunder-ld.1428150

I want a German Friend!

>Oh user Ya it's true that my grandfather fought in das wars against the Bolshevik Jews,he was in the SS
>Let's eat bread, saushages,beer then go workout in my basement listening to Deutschland uber alles
>Oh user it's okay you aren't blonde like me ya,I still love you my moor friend. Haha just kidding
>Let's beat up Jews together user
>user I love you,I'm glad you are here to support me in my time of need has my grandfather is dying of cancer
>Let me tell you about German music
>Let's go to Oktoberfest
>Feel my pecs user,wow yours are huge has well. Absolutely Ubermensch
>Germanic 4 Reich when?
>Hey user I bought you this books to help you learn German,lol no big deal im loaded €€€€. No user it's okay! Accept them has your B-Gift
>Let's watch ww2 documentaries together
>What da fuck? Oh wait that's a joke.ok then Ha...


They are so fuckig dreamy guys...

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I just lay around and ignore people all day.

>Germanic 4 Reich when?
damn what do you think is the EU ...

Typical German response,funny and witty but self deprecating which shows humility and self awareness. There is truly nothing better than having a German Friend,all I want is a German Friend to workout together with and share a bond! Just to think you live in Germany full of cool cute(I'm not gay) German boys makes me so jealous,if I had a German Friend I bet he would take me out fishing in his summer old grandma's house,then have a picnic together laying on the grass eating sandwiches.

Life's hell frens.

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what the FUCK is wrong with germany?

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its full of well re-educated germans

the trap got banned again

I always imagine a German friend would push me to suicide.

ES
LEBE
DEUTSCHLAND!

hail germany kameraden!

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>Let's kill ourselves user
>Let's hold hands and swallow cyanide together user
>I wouldn't want to die together with anyone else user

If I wanted to kill myself I could hardly think of a better person than to die with than a German Friend. Even if it was just you killing yourself he would most certainly support you,make you feel comfortable or even do an artsy movie about it before you died(think like Schramm but real and with suicide instead of murder). Shit I can just imagine him staring at my grave looking down while puffin on a cigarette then quietly saying "life ist hell ya"

If I was going to be lead to kill myself by anyone it would be a cute German Friend.

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what does your pic say?

"ring here in case of a power failure - we will certainly hear you then"

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thanks

yeah...
the lack of german humour is not a meme

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say something nice about the older generations anons.

what are you talking about its funny

i would only encourage you to do a flip

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i dont know?
funny?
humour is a dubious virtue imho
doesnt suit our people at all

hey
that's pretty funny tho
they should just replace it with a rat trap

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Deutscher Humor ist eine ernste Sache, da gibt's nichts zu Lachen.

They were one of the few to truly stand up against international Jewry and were the defensores of Europe against russian Bolshevism.

I wish i had a German Friend from the 30s :(

HUMOR IS NOT A VIRTUE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

They rebuilt Germany through hard work and discipline, went from poverty and despair to Wirtschaftswunder and self-esteem.

one of my grandpas shot commies in the face near Stalingrad

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and then they voted commies into office and flooded germany with millions of africans and muslims to ruin the future forever so that no german child will ever have a normal future again.

my grand grandpa hunted down jews in the western austrian alps that tried to reach switzerland
sütterliiiiiin
y so mad again

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Ururopa was a good guy

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an old fella just spoke to me on the bus and was ranting how his tv broke, so he couldn't watch as usual. i guess he was kinda lonley so he had to talk to someone. i hope it's fixed now.

eeeeeeeeey sachsen paule

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Why do you ask us to say something nice just to shit on them then?

because i expected people to say that there isn't anything nice to say.
and lmao at people who praise the nazis. without the nazis our country would be in MUUUUUCH better shape right now. they fucked up and because of them we lost a lot of territories.

Just finished my street drawing for a art project
I'm fucking done

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sleep well

Congratulations user

>without the nazis our country would be in MUUUUUCH better shape right now
look at every major western country today, i doubt it.

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>street drawing
>art project

if its fucking graffiti kys

No, fuck tagger faggots
It's a hand drawn view of a street

good then

just think about how much reperations we had to pay, just think about how eastern germany was literally put behind a wall for half a century under totalitarian commie rule, just think about how everything that's making germans controllable today can be backtraced to our nazi past.
hitler did everything wrong. and with his wars he successfully wiped out almost all arians, because he send them to die in wars.

are you like 12?

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east germany wasn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be and seeing todays balance of germanys finance, i still doubt it. the only thing hitler did wrong is not actually killing them all and letting the rich ones buy their asses out of the oven.

>east germany wasn't as bad as everyone makes it out to be
lol keep being in denial commie faggot

without the national socialists the country would have gone extinct after Weimar collapsed
Hitler rebuild Germany in eight fucking years which scared the kikes shitless
you dense fucking nigger

as long as you aren't only tagging your district for props that's cool with me
post your work someday
t. retired graffito

go wear your nazi npc uniform and go die in a war for nothing

At least something good from Sweden (sorry for the source):

spiegel.de/panorama/justiz/schweden-studentin-elin-ersson-stoppte-abschiebeflug-jetzt-droht-ihr-gefaengnis-a-1234267.html

>legally shooting commies before breakfast
gladly
where the fuck do i sign up commie nigger?

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un-fucking-fortunately she will go to a female only prison so she won't get the sandnigger dick she is lusting after

lol keep being in denial lefty faggot
youtube.com/watch?v=SWqvaMEFIdI

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oh but still
violence and abuse in female prisons is way more common
trust me

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She could get the tranny dick. Like in UK.

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/10/the-cautionary-tale-of-karen-white-the-transgender-rapist/

best possible outcome

forgot pic

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>Earlier this week, it was reported that an inmate in HM Prison New Hall, a women’s prison, had been charged with sexually assaulting four female inmates. According to the Sun, the inmate is transgender. Born male and still possessing male anatomy including male genitals, she now identifies as female. Because of that “identification”, the inmate was housed in the female prison estate; in broad terms, the Ministry of Justice says that transgender prisoners should be housed in the part of the prison system that corresponds to their gender identity.
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2018/07/are-female-prisoners-at-risk-from-transgender-inmates/

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do you know anything about nordic prison systems?

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>das bild

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I think the fuck my shit up haircut would improve his appearance.

ein bumpser kriegt ihr noch. ach und finds lustig dass wir verwarnt werden englisch zu sprechen wenn im /hue/ gut 40 % auf jajajajaja ist

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enough to know that all the shit is gentrified

perfect visualization whats fucking wrong in the western world
there this passes even remotely as "female"

the polish mod never sleeps

Still has his John Thomas and everything else also seems to be unmodified. The mere self-identification is sufficient to "pass." But dare you for making "transphobic" jokes.

youtube.com/watch?v=INj6HPuKJnk

i self-identify as a mayonnaise bucket
why da fuck do i have to pay taxes
very problematic

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sleep well kameraden
see you tomorrow

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Better be trans-affluent. Self-identify as rich and demand that other pay for you so you can self-actualize and live in your true identity.

n8

ach du meine goette

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I just learned that the french word for fat shaming is grossophobie.

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