Jow Forums humour thread

Jow Forums humour thread

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lost this was so fucking funny great thread op good job wohoo

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Lol lost it nia

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No matter how many time I see it, I always get a sensible chuckle from it.

how do you get the old twitter design? i despise the new one

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kek

I just took the original picture and edited the pictures and text over it

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>fucking a tranny

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Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threads

Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

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wtf is able-bodied? they didnt teach me this in english class

sin discapacidad
according to google translate which is likely a direct translation but it's someone who is fit to work without any issues

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God I wish that was me

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Hero

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Lol you idiots really sure love t be prejudiced. Perhaps that's why black people are out there becoming doctors and lawyers and pathetic racist bigots like you are out there withering in their mothers' basements. LOL!

it’s their fancy buzzword for ‘normal’ and ‘not a cripple’

Lmfao you idiots sure love to make victims out of yourselves. Perhaps you will be "victims" when you get molested in prison after you are jailed for hate speech.

I love how you morons keep coughing up fake news nonsense to feed your false sense of reality. LOL! Perhaps black people aren't the uneducated ones after all, last I checked most of them don't spend their days online trying to justify their supposed superiority to white people.

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What's with the newfags suddenly coming in droves to this place? You know it's entirely satire right? Stop shitting this place up you degenerate retard.

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Lol I adore how you sad losers keep calling people you don't like "newfags". Way to be homophobic, bigoted and closeted! Sorry buddy, bigotry is never "satire", and your outdated views will be mocked and mocked until you stop being on the wrong side of history.

Go fuck a dog, faggot. You're making us look bad

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He's been at this for over a year, same leaf post in every humor thread. Don't give it yous..its like crack mixed with maple syrup for him.

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Hate speech isnt illegal here in the US. God damn I'm ready to take this hat off.

I heard you like these? Is it true? Niggers aren't real.

the rake just got a foot longer

Not giving him (You)s but you all should know who this is for

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(You)
(You)
(You)
There you go, happy now?

Lmao why do you racist morons think that people want to wake you up from your delusions just to get "yous"? Are you that self-centered that you don't even accept that there are people with different opinions than you, and because you're a bunch of bigots that barely graduated high school, that those opinions are probably better than yours?

what show is this LMAO

you're making a difference, I'm starting to see the light. Niggers aren't people but, should be enslaved. Keep talking I feel my racism getting weaker!

>Someone implies he wants (You)s
>"You racist bigot self-centered uneducated virgin asshole how dare you say that"
If that leaf wasn't a troll, I'd advise him to go see a mental health specialist.

Good story

Kek. That one got me.

Nice bait but it's stupid to reason with Jow Forums people have different reasons for coming bere but most people come here to shitpost, come to poke fun at political issues around the world and meme. If you thought you'd come here and see actual political discourse, you're mistaken.

Try another forum.

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Trudeau? Is that you?

Like Reddit

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This.

But really r/politics or the other subreddits have differing degrees of censorship. What is so good about Jow Forums's Jow Forums is that the mods are hands off so long as you dont call for raids, post porn, gore, illicit information (doxxing, personal info).
The problem with the "user" system is that you have a very mixed bag and you dont know stay on this board to shitpost or are legitimate in their beliefs.

Here
youtu.be/iEO3NFoMwD0

So many irrelevant words that do not need to be spoken to anyone. You are a faggot just like the other leaf is a faggot. Get the cancer out of your system and stop explaining obvious shit. Fucking newfags.

thanks bud

"Newfag" seems to be your go to.

Have a (you)

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calls em like i sees em

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succesful at getting free handouts and diversity hires. go buy some bella rose with those foodstamps.

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Holy shit this is accurate

obvious troll is obvious

its the exact same faggot. same id

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Poetic m8. Sorry your PM sux bruh. Pic unrelated.

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multiple niggers detected, deploying anti nigger defens squadron. engage shitfag strat code merkfriend. focus on the lead nigger, target shitskin and eyes. shitskin defences breached on all fronts, multiple dead nigger detected. launch fagbombs, target nonwhites. FIRE FIRE! deploying godfreid, have target lick ass when farts come. mission success, primary, secondary, and tertiary objectives accomplished.

> able-bodied
It's the opposite of dis-abled

> successful pocs
Pocs produce the crappiest code. I have to write templates and tell them "copy this", which they do and then call it their own code. Pathetic. They won't survive without the white guy. Without Anglo-Celtic-Germanics, technology and society will stagnate then degenerate.

There's a part of the frontal lobe which drives imagination, re-synthesis and innovation. Pocs only have a rudimentary version of this region in their brains.

Dont be sorry. He does.

I meant guy in pic related because that's what Trudeau is essentially doing to canada.

He only got elected because he's the prettyboy son of pierre trudeau, which made female boomers wet.

And

>dude weed lmao

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Confirmed. Boomers ruined both our countries. Hell, boomers are the main reason we still have this neocon problem in America. They will never be as bad as leftists but I feel boomers on both sides are the hard cap to our success, referring to both our nations.

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Im getting fat ugly Tumbr negress vibes from this leaf. Typical Canadian, i suppose

Based revy poster

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classic

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...thats a bit edge..funny but...come on man.

....she looks at the canister with 1x lever for a ball valve...you literally just turn it a 1/4 turn. Hollywood.

Did you get the job?

>Trudeau: Hey Shawnnnnny boy...why dont you use me instead of that flag?
>Shawn Micheals: Wtf!? Fuck you
>Trudeau: That flag did nothing to you...its defenseless...do it to me if your man enough *gets down* DO YOUR WORST

Don't make us look bad Frankfurt child.

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Canada's next chance to remove tyrannical trudeau's reign is in 2019. There is a new independent party called "The people's party of canada" (not communist or socialist). It's a nationalist paleocon platform in which I will gladly support. Scheer and the "conservative" party have been veering far too left and bernier has seen that and he left


Voting is not only democrat vs republican or liberal vs conservatives.

Independent candidates exist and they are underrated and I think people have forgotten that

People vote for who (((they))) tell them to, you need big money to win campaigns nowdays.

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Glad to see you don't fall for the false dichotomy. Over here, at least for now, our third parties don't a chance. Although, despite my disdain for neocons, there are still plenty of based Republicans. That being said, Democrats will desroy this nation far quicker than any other party. My main concern is some of Jow Forums seems to go left because of pro-Israel neocons, but that could just be shills anyways trying to get us to abandon the right, or worse, trust the left.

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very end, does somebody turn a bottle of liquor upside down and begin to throw it at the dogs?
kek

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To save any lurkers a search, she is jewish. So is her husband. Adam (((Shulman)))

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Looks like it. What do you expect from people who hang out with niggers? I prefer to think they tried to peg the nog though.

>who let the dogs out

You want to think that's not real.

Always makes me laugh.

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You are why the npc meme exists in the first place, thanks for pushing normal people further to the right.

>sin discapacidad
>literally translated into not-incapacitated
It's not wrong but it's turning the positive wording into a double negative and calling that a translation.

Somebody who saw a nigger is my guess

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