Daily reminder that

We all know they like Oatz but do they also like Squatz?

Their populations have been studied to have no genetic deformations that can be passed on, why is this?

despite being religious loonies, they have my deepest respect

Kind of related, but I've been binging on NDE related things lately, and one of the more convincing and popular ones (Howard Storm) mentions how when he died he was given a glimpse of the future for humanity. He described seeing everyone in small communities, with next to no technology on hand, yet still technologically superior (had tech to change weather patterns). Also deeply religious. Communities were set up so that each community would focus on certain aspects. So there would be a community focused on the pursuit of science. Another community would be focus on the pursuit of understanding the physical body, others on art, etc. etc. and you would be able to join the communities if you wanted to focus your interests on them.

Anyway the whole thing just reminded me of how Amish are adverse to technology unless they believe it will benefit them and not bring them apart, how they are very religious, how they live in small communities, and how they are set to by the majority of the population in 200 years in America thanks to their birthrate. The future could very well be in the hands of the Amish.

>lying on the internet
shame on you

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>Can fund their own healthcare without the welfare state

False grew up mennonite very liberal electricity and cars and everything and many old older mennonites and amish counter-parts have turned to state healthcare and I mean almost all in-breeding has shown its effects to a lot of the communities among other health problems

They also aren't all as conservative as you believe many hippie cucks on in the community my family was one of them fucking grew weed and sold it it, yes some are drug dealers too, what the other user said about them being really rich is true my family was insanely well off we just lived cheap

no GMOs in food ? and in the food of the food...

The amish is the perfect community. That's how a perfect humanity would work. Pro tip: there is no jews in their communities

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This, I was at a bar in PA and an Amish guy came in and had a couple drinks with us. Turns out he was in town to buy a 50 unit apartment building, owns a scrapyard / industrial equipment business and invented a machine to recycle tires into playground mats.
Story from the junkyard: guy from work tried talking them down on price on a couple tools, and after the Amish clerk relented, he said to my co-worker "Well now, you may look like an English buy you buy like a Hebrew"

You forgot:
>They don't vaccinate, and Autism is non-existant

The most boring socieities of all time–OF ALL TIME!

No fighting, no killing, no war, no technology. They don't even have art. A couple of them play the banjo. What have the Amish contributed to advance our race, or even our species? Absolutely nothing! They sit around in their farms enclosed on all sides by trees, sipping sorghum, tending to their crops like weak domesticated pussies. The Amish are stupid, weak and worthless. They can't even help us politically. Most of them probably still believe the Earth is flat and that the universe is 6,000 years old. They possess the most myopic view of existence ever held by any group of people ever. It's a wonder why all of them don't die from sheer boredom.

And what do they do in their leisure time? Do they knit beautiful clothing like that of the Sardinians? No, they dress in white and black, like a film from the 1920s. Do they go on vacation to some nice beach somewhere? No, they're content to live their lives out on a farm.

Fuck the Amish! They're just overrated back-country hicks with stupid accents and no balls.

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Checked and confirmed.

They are ethnically and culturally homogeneous.

They do though. Most Amish only come from the same group of a few hundred people, and they absolutely do have a higher prevalence of certain genetic disorders, like Angelman syndrome. It's why they are always looking for outside blood to literally fuck their daughters.

Problem is the rate at which outsiders join amish communities is practically zero.

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4 is unlucky in Chinese culture

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>Pro tip !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>It's why they are always looking for outside blood to literally fuck their daughters.
How do I sign up?

chinks are retarded. every power of 2 is lucky.

They might have some unusual genetic deformities but it's still not most of their population. They may actually be genetically healthier than the general population.
For example, they're outdoors all the time without sunscreen but they have lower rates of skin cancer.

that was my first thought desu

The user is an underage troll using lame sarcasm.

beautiful

buy like a Hebrew
the polite way to say el cheapo

bro they are so inbred its scary. Born and raised in amish country in south east PA. Good people but they need new seed.

I might go plant some

You have to join them. But they'll literally throw their daughters at you for the purpose of impregnating them if you do. And not just one mans daughter. Multiple daughters from different families. They're that desperate for new blood.

amish would not survive if they were low iq and surrounded by cartels

spoken like someone who doesn't live near amish people

they dive in dumpsters for expired packaged food and they circumvent their own rule of not using vehicles by having a non-amish friend drive a van full of them to shop at the local wal mart

God damn it. I just want to be a breeder. Everyone looking for that pure white blood, but everyone wants you to join something. Just let me fuck your wife damn it

>The user is an underage troll using lame sarcasm

Me thinks you don't know what sarcasm means.

They also eat cats, have micro penises and think every exotic animal part is an aphrodisiac.

Also, unlike Jow Forums not one Amish man has ever fantisized about getting a zip-loc bag pregnant. They obviously know how to keep their bitches in line.

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yes they would (but they are high iq to me)
they don't fuck around

cornbread mafia

>no aid from outside world
tell that to all the Amish kids who come into the ED with meningitis

They have peace and justice, you silly child.

circumvent the rules like the jews, who use shabos goyim to turn on the AC on sundays

Hey man, everything comes with a price, and the price to pay for fucking a bunch of different women and getting them pregnant happens to come at a big price.

this is nonsense. mexico is a big place. anyone could find a peaceful place to live if they're okay with being a little out-of-the-way. but no. they'd rather impose on us. trash.

bro
you can fuck my wife
good ol' Canadian beaver !

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bought maple syrup off an amish guy with a smart phone.

amish 2000

Peace and justice are for faggots. Real men fight, real men conquer, real men invent new things and explore the world. The Amish do none of this.

Amish don't even get unique scenery. An Amishman can go 100 years just staring at a field clearing full of shitty tasteless crops, waiting for his dinner to be served: some bland variant of the dinner he had last week, with leftovers for tomorrow.

Glorified farmers.

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neo-Amish

I bought honey off an amish guy that was definitely watered down with corn syrup.

neon-amish

at least they have sex

and honestly, everyone is only looking for some sex

neon Amish evangelical

How do you become amish? Legitimately asking.

Sex with the same woman gets boring after 5 years, 10 tops.

>some bland variant of the dinner he had last week
This is very accurate, the mennonites I work with eat some variety of chicken (cheaper than beef) soup / casserole for lunch every damn day, with cheez puffs or pretzels as a side. Chicken pot pie, chicken corn soup, roast chicken leftovers. Sometimes a bologna sandwich with just bologna and american cheese on white bread to mix it up, but I've never seen one eat beef. Also when we have pizza party they eat about 25 slices of pizza and then don't eat for the next 3 days. They are definitely cheap as fuck.

watch the movie Sex Drive

>how do you become amish
he just read :
>they have sex

kek

Because inbreeding is overblown issue. If you actually read something about biology and minimum viable population, you'll find out that everything, from animals to plants, prefer genetic similarity at level of 3rd or 4th cousin. It's best balance between replication of copies of your genes and minimizing risk of inbreeding. It has been proven mathematically. You don't need to fuck niggers or even people of the same race, but from different country, to avoid nearly all negative effects. Poos and muslims have problems because they often marry 1st cousins for many generations, and even in such extreme case they still give birth to many healthy children. Just % of genetic fuckups increases from nearly nearly nothing to small %.
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They have genetically adapted to a boring, uninquisitive existence.

>4 is unlucky
4 you chink.

not if you don't have the porno jew and Hollywood jew brainwashing you

no electronics
not even playboys !!!!!!

imagination my friend

The amish will be the only ones to survive the inevitable AI purge of humanity. The AI god head will not view the Amish as a threat, but instead, a novelty curiosity item to. For they are the only people who were right about technology.

So, I have lived in communities which shared many similarities to conservative Anabaptist groups.
I have also spent a fair amount of time with current and former conservative Anabaptists over the years.
The most interesting developments in the Anabaptist world lately have been within paraAnabaptist groups such as Charity Christian Fellowship, the Travelling Church, and their associated offshoots.
There is a secret history happening right now, right beneath all your noses.
No one writes about this.
No one studies it either.
It is history being lived out without anyone noticing.
But they will notice, I guarantee it.
Have you ever heard of David Keeling(pic related)?
Have your ever heard of Jim Roberts?
Have you ever heard of Finny Kuruvilla?
How about David Bercot?
Anybody?
These and hundreds of other notable figures and stirring up a movement toward following Jesus as a King of a real, existing Nation on the margins of the world's wicked kingdoms.
These people are turning the world upside down right now, and the world can't ever tell they are being subverted.

Anyway, I'll answer any questions I can.

Find and old widowed Amish lady and offer to drive her to church. She'll hook you up.
>tfw missed out on this opportunity 10 years ago when I was 22.

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Those who live by the sword die by the sword.
The Nazis lost, remember?

yes ching chang chong

how do I know you are an incel ?
>thinking AI will take over the world

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thank you man, good to know

uh.... the jew can only be defeated by the sword

People got tired of fucking the same woman before the invention of computers. Get real idiot.

It's better to die a warrior than live like you're already dead. Loss ISN'T to be feared, never having gained anything IS.

so have most people. at least the amish don't maintain any false pretenses about being interesting or thoughtful like most NPCs

The Amish were the first NPCs.

leave it to the black man to fix the problem.

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>what have hobbits contributed to our race, or even our species? Absolutely nothing! They sit around in their famrs, enclosed on all sides by trees, blah blah blah, orcs are good.

Seriously, if you're young, give it a shot. Her third question to me, after my name and am I married was "what church do you go to?" and I said "none" while internally I was thinking "kek stupid old christcuck lady". Here I am 10 years later dating single moms and getting drunk. I could've had 8 kids by now.

well i certainly wish more NPCs would take after their example.

If I was an Amishman I wouldn't get your joke because I wouldn't have access to pop culture.

Don't worry about the Jew.
Yahweh will deal with that.
Worry about being faithful to your Leader.
Follow his strategies, learn his methods, become an extension of his very being.
There is a war going on, but it's not a war against flesh and blood.
It's a war against the powers and principalities, the rulers of the current dark spiritual age.

This, Amish and Menonites are fucking chill even here in Mexico.

It's almost as though the (((modern world))) is meant to subvert our relationship with God and leads only to our misery and destruction...

But surely a NatSoc Fascist would recognize that being tied to one piece of poon, so long as its fertile and loyal is best for society? The only difference between NatSoc and the Amish are pacifists while the Germans were militaristic. The Amish were even German and Swiss.

yeah, but they get to fuck and get married when they're 14

Best for a society of boring losers maybe.

nah it was like an iphone or something

bro you got fucking robbed bro.

There are Amish in Mexico?!?!? Stop joking Juan. They must have just arrived because it prolly takes long as fuck to ride a buggy down to Mexico.

Amish are based.

The Amish are also blessed to not have access to Jow Forums.
God save us all.

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>Yahweh will deal with that.
Yahweh is literally a zionist deity tf are you talking about rabbi?

I actually agree with you.
Jesus thought that too.
It's just that, you must be fighting the right war the right way.
What the Amish do is a cultural war of attrition that they are actively winning.
You must understand: what we are fighting for are lives lived in peace and community, with order and beauty and expanding knowledge and understanding about the Creation and our capacities as a species within it.
American Evangelicalism, as well as most of the mainstream Churches, have abandoned that goal and the war as well, instead choosing to shack up with the enemy.
It's no wonder they are in the state they are in.
They have lost their source of power.

The Jews who don't follow Jesus aren't even Jews.
How's that for a head trip?
(See the Book of Romans)

??? I don't know what the fuck you're talking about and I don't really care.

The Amish aren't fighting any wars, they're grazing the fields like the dumb cattle they are waiting for their inevitable deaths, at which point they'll have zero accomplishments or valuable possessions to pass on to their children besides some farm land.

Native Americans 400 years ago were better than the Amish because at least they fought for something and traveled and hunted for their food.