OFFICIAL LIVE PD WATCH THREAD: THOSE DRUGS ARENT MINE EDITION

user, please refer to them as "attractive and successful African Americans". The deserve dignity.

>Officer R.B. Ginsberg

Buzzcunt alert.

Dog in a bar call

SAD SACK

Someone complained about rabbit
if no one is coming in I'm shutting down for the night
>rabb.it/phoechainz

Making some Hebrew National hotdogs and some fries again, you boys want any?

absolute unit

Three dykes and a pitbull

That dog is a big guy

It's where Family Guy is set

Small, nothing, brapp cop officers

thoughts on that dildo/buttplug?

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Imagine being suicidal on the side of a bridge about to jump and have that officer trying to talk you down with that annoying ass voice.

Yes please.

That satanic girl in Rhode Island

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>hotdogs
no
>fries
maybe, you have any vinegar?

Hahahahahahaa office sadsack can't even detain a dog

I would wife this milf mouse voiced cop

I still think thats some faggot code youre speaking.

No, I'm waiting in my beef jerky to finish dehydrating.

FUCKING PITBULLS
WHY?
OTHER DOGS EXIST. GET A MUTT OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCKKKK

that car is fucked

Apparently we can't get this weak women shit off livepd even though they have their own show.

>a dog walks into a bar

Can sad sack do anything right?

I'd gladly be her cuck

she seems like a nice girl

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unironically kek'd at the dog-in-the-driver's-seat joke

he a gud boy

He so big! He can barely fit in that little area!

>oh my gosh he's so big trying to fit in that little area
TWSS

this show makes me wanna get another dog

The bartender yells "get that pig outta here"

They’re cheap as fuck, people praise you for adopting, and there’s a ridiculously huge number of pit owners

Can't even make it as animal control with a friendly doggo jesus christ.

I want to be a police dog when I grow up.

my

She’s so tiny and meek she always has to have big dude cops with her, she’s voted more likely to be raped by a pack of nigs in a Friday night

buying link brothers

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anus

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I want to be Costa's driver's seat when I grow up

A black guy and a dog walk into a bar. Neither one tipped.

I think you can take classes online a phoenix university.

That's what she said.

they are fucking nigger dogs

Fucking hate this geico commercial

>dog says, "I dont even like bacon"

based and redpilled

I don't know if I'd finish. I change my mind too much. When I was younger I wanted to be a firetruck when I grew up.

I wanna be Zendebrap's xxxl white Fruit of the Looms when I grow up

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I think you drank too much msm koolaid...
Pits are really friendly, theyre just abused into being the killers you read about
Theyre some of the sweetest dogs ive been around
Faggy little dogs are the ones that bite

Post them watch parties bois

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She wears underwear with dickholes in them.

2 for you brother
Better change that flag if you want vinegar and fries, the only people I’ve ever seen do that live on the shores of Lake Erie
No faggot code, just 100% all beef no filler kosher hot dogs. 10/10 would recommend. Nice crunch when ya bite into them.

Yeah, the first group I think of is white people when it comes to pits.

Das racist

>ADL
Wtf I love pitbulls now.

they will only be 56% white

I wanted to be a cat just so i could shit in a box, until i figured out i didnt need to be a cat to shit in a box.

no she doesnt, she is all woman

BAHAHAHAH FAG

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Make mine with chili, mustard, and onion.

Sir we all have the same internet.

They’re the niggers of dogs. Garbage

>faggy dogs bite and let go, you get a 1 inch cut
>pitbull bites and bites and bites and bites and bites and bites and rips out your jugular

I'm sure if I added the bite statistics of 5 different breeds together, I'd get similar results.
Any stats of actual breeds?

nice hips

user...

I shit in my cat's box every so often to maintain dominance.

Comfy dog sweater super based

>adl
Furtherproof this is bullshit
I have catahoulas that are way more defensive than any other dog ive been around and theyre the original mutt/cur

wait..... WUT!

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Now that man there id hate to fight

unironically kill yourself dumb nigger
i shoot every pitbull i see or take them to a kill shelter

PISS YOURSELF WHITE PANTS CHICA

>live thicc latino wetting

DIAMONDS

Muh not real breed!

I actually shit on my cat

hahahaha ms mackie

school resource officer?

I use my cat instead of toilet paper

>flush toilet
>go to jail

I bet your faggy yorkie fits in your purse, tiffany

one of the oldest jokes on the internet

don’t flush!
flushes

she played that cop

Why didn't he want her to flush?