What do you think of Polynesians?

What do you think of Polynesians?

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They’re pretty good at football

Tua is based player

My great grandmother was one.

They declared war on me in Civ 5 earlier today.

They have a garbage bitrate apparently
kame's a cunt

I think Val Venis was a poor imitation of Ravishing Rick Rude.

Island niggers

Beautiful women, the men have giant fists and will beat your ass

They make pretty good dipping sauce for the tendies imho desu senpai

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65 iq.

>val venis
you fucking cuck

I want a girl like her

>what do I think of water gooks?
>mfw

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What? I said Rick Rude was better. Fucking leaf.

I wish them lots of luck on their islands far far away from me

very large, strong, and stupid people. dangerous in the same way a chimp is.

Island Asians. Some are pretty based, but some are Island Triad Gangsters.

Exactly. Stay away, shitskins.

>Navigated across the pacific ocean 2500 years ago
>Stupid

They're usually extremely Christian and like another user said, good at football

But not the football WE like.

But still, I wouldn't mind a Polynesian girlfriend

low IQ and huge muscle

i would like to cum in ones butt

Good people but need to stop being obese
Best race after whites/some chinks

me too bros

Got a thicc Philippine girl on call. Highly recommended.

Pics?

like everyone else, racest

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Physically gifted, mentally retarded

not sure, user, never have thought about them

Talofa. Why I'm here, and not living as a "free native" on the island is a long story. Most people don't know that feeling of pure native heritage, knowing the culture. Of who you are and where you're from. Tof'a.

Fucking fish people

i dont

Somehow dumber than niggers.

Are you a cute Polynesian girl, or one of those fat guys who eats Spam as their main diet?

Aren't they usually obese?

Genetically devolved southern Asians that are descended from 5000 years of cousin-fuckers that lived on islands of 2000 people where everybody was first or second cousin to everybody else. Genetically fucked dead end.

>ingredients: söybean oil

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Only the highest rates of obesity

Nice and family-oriented, but dumb. I'm a pasty khv but in college the few girls that seemed to show some interest were all polynesian.

>What do you think of Polynesians?
I don't

Probably because they are desperate to get seeded by somebody that isn't their father or brother or first or second cousin like most island niggers.

This was in California, plenty of biological (((diversity))) to go around

At what age do they generally balloon up and get hambodies?

fishniggers

Nubile at 14-15, thick by 19, fucking done by 25, spherical by mid-30's.

sea mexicans

most of the women are 300lbs

3 or 4

they have like a 90% obesity rate, you can post cute Polynesians all you want but they probably have the highest chance of becoming fat cows after you marry, also your children will be mutts.

Dumber than niggers
Fatter than fuck.

>No historical records of all of the groups that got lost in the South Pacific and floated around in the sea until they died of dehydration after their (small) supply of water-filled coconuts ran out.

They are mostly dumb, low iq savages and that is coming from someone who's best friend is Samoan. He doesn't like most islanders either and only hangs around with white guys.

Cunning bastards who will bash you to death for 100$. 90+% of the Kiwis being deported from Australia are Polynesians.

Also they are all over weight, yet cry about being poor to the media.
New Zealand I think is 2nd to America for most obese people and that is mostly down to the Coconuts.

>Practiced human sacrifice

>Rampant thievery and hedonism

>Killed and ate Captain James Cook

>Cut down every tree on Easter Island and starved to death

Some of them I'm sure are good people

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Hollowing out some canoes to go island hopping from S.E Asia through to the pacific islands was impressive. But they shouldnt have race mixed with the savage Australoids they encounted.

Also they didn't even have a written language, which is usually an indicator of a much higher culture.

What about the girls? You know, the tan skin, always wearing coconut bras, never once wore shoes, always swimming from island to island, living on tropical beaches and surrounded by morbidly obese lazy men?

Are you sure you don't want those girls? If they're desperate enough to date those lardballs...

Hyper evolved for combat, cunning, and brutal.

They're basically 40k orks.

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>What about the girls? You know, the tan skin, always wearing coconut bras, never once wore shoes, always swimming from island to island, living on tropical beaches and surrounded by morbidly obese lazy men?
Those are called tourist resort employees

>Those are called tourist resort employees
So?

The Portuguese/Spanish/Dutch/British/French made a mistake in not driving them into the sea/leaving them on the atolls when they tested the nukes.

>What about the girls?

You're so thirsty

>

Ufa kefe

Yeah...

this user knows

all of them are cuties

polynesians are an interesting species
after drifting into the pacific from south asia, they were genetically selected for both laziness and fat storage. Both traits were optimal for lazy island living. Never having a need for intelligence or craftmanship, the traits were basically bred out of them (apart from some quite impressive weaving they came up with)
The ones that made it to New Zealand were then further selected for violence due to the constant tribal wars
This culminated in islanders being fat lazy and stupid, and maori being lazy stupid and violent

Pineapple super niggers. They nigger on a level that would take a million Zimmermans to fix.

Let's just say an organization I'm part of has every race in it.

Polyniggers out nigger them all. Pineapples weren't worth it.

wow how can you just go an post this racist sh*t on the internet?

No one has ever explained this country better

I don't think of it at all

The guys are built like oxes

The women are either 10/10 goddesses or fat pigs. There is no in between.

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Low IQ

He’s got a loicense m8

the 10/10 are just fat pig who haven't managed to find enough food yet
want to buy some jade trinkets?

I don't think about them at all.

I really like that theory it makes a lot of sense to me

they seem to be either very religious, go to church every sunday, family orientated, nice friendly people or thugs who think they are african american gangsters even if they grew up in australia or new zealand who throw gang signs and get drunk all the time.

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the nice ones are really nice
slow, but nice
the not nice ones think they're american nogs

Some can pronounce their L's in their languages.
But Others are like the japanese. They can't pronounce their L's. They pronounce R's instead.

Was the japanese language influenced by polynesian languages which have R's and not L's?
Who knows.

I don't think I've noticed islanders who can't pronounce L's
They are descended from south asia tho, that could be why

Wtf is a Polynesian?

Too dark to be qt

This.

ugly shitskins

t. gook

>the nice ones are really nice

yeah. my parents are christian and they have a lot of islanders at their church and it amazes me how far they will go out of their way to do you a favour without expecting anything in return. on the other hand when i used to work as a bar tender the place would sometimes get terrorised by groups of trashed islanders (the worst were fijians) who would assault staff and customers and chase the security guards in circles around the hotel until the police turned up.

Someone from polynesia

We and the Kiwis also import them for this purpose.

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Nigger island people

yup, I lived next to a samoan church, one sunday I got home and they'd weeded my garden

but yea fijians are definitely the worst
there's no go zones in blenheim because the immigrant fijian fruit pickers rape schoolchildren

>but yea fijians are definitely the worst

are they even considered polynesians or are they melanesians? they have that cannibal look like papuans. one of the managers at the hotel i worked at was half fijian half white so he used to attract them. he was actually a really nice guy, he helped my buy a computer and put it together for me but the groups that came to the hotel were fresh-off-the-boat knuckle draggers.

Fijians speak a Polynesian language but are considered Melanesians, some are a mix.

makes sense, they have a lot more melanin

I'm pretty sure the Islanders that are born in the Islands and then come to NZ are the good ones. The bad ones are those who are born in NZ and they live at a grandparents or an aunties.

That explains why Maoris are so dodgy, because they're all born in NZ.