Explaining this once and for all

Be Portuguese guy in the 1500s

>You’re going to the New World
>Shit.ex
>Don’t see women for five months
>Don’t masturbate because of religious life back then
>Land in Brazil
>Indian chief that views you like a diety comes to you with seven women like pic related
> They are my daughters user, you may breed with them so their children can have your mighty blood
>Indian daughters crave you like the chad conquistador they see you as
>Will you breed with them? Or come back to Europe not seeing any women again for five months to your 5/10 wife who probably cucked you in the 10 months you were away?

Fast forward to today, on pol/:

> REEEEEEEEE why did Iberians mixed with the natives and created el goblinos REEEEEE

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>so their children can have your mighty blood
nice joke Ricardo

>be portuguese
>go to Brazil to rape women because you are a backward horny rapist
>stay there

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The end game of all conquests is allowing fertile lands to be penetrated by dick.

god that thing is disgusting.

women are never interested in foreign men

As far as I know most pleb colonists raped and killed.

memeflag

>Don’t masturbate because of religious life back then
uuuh sweety

From the neck down she looks like the half-injun cleaning woman at my workplace.

You are the descendent of a CONQUISTADOR Eduardo just be proud to have that blood, even if you live in Muttland 2.0

ffs just stick it in the pooper, those fictional thots of yours have nice asses anyway

the native women literally swam out to their ships naked the moment their sails were on the horizon

That's a nigger

Mixing is always a mistake, your children will be aliens to you, will not look like you and that's treason to all your ancestors, to your bloodline. That mixing happend in the americas, because portuguese conquerors were always an absolute minority there and in the first waves portuguese white women were not sent. But it happened the same in all carabeen brit colonies,the same in dutch suriname, and so on

>go to Brazil to rape women because you are a backward horny rapist

do you have any ideia of what you are talking?mPortugal is one of the safest countries in the world,(even if that is changing due non white immigration here in the past 30 years)

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That looks ugly as hell

Looks like a mutt queen to me

that kind of ass didn't exist before processed food

>like you would move out of the way if that thing was gonna do a cannon ball onto your groin

i want to fuck she

I don't like Brazilian girls and their butt implant culture.

that's not true and I can actually prove it as an anthropologist
but now that I'm not so fired up and remember that this is just 5 am Jow Forums you should take my word on it

Would fuck as long she bend down so I don't have to look at her face

>as an anthropologist
Cringe

desu i would have breed the shit out of these women ffs

>portuguese
>white women

Sorry oldest ally, but that’s the way of it.

Nigger mutts?

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Das rite
Doggystyle position, best position

>Bring your nagging dogfaced wife along and continue popping out civilized white children like a proper Englishmun.
That's how you do it. Go out innawoods for a little native nookie if you must but make sure you come back home by dinnertime.

>Be me
*SLAP*

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well, i'm white, but i will never deny that i'm attracted to every kind of women, as long as they dont have a disgusting face, and have heck of a body.
that's why i slept with some nafri girls.

just brazilian boys eh?, neck yourself

Its bizarre how its played out in Europe.
France - French men fucking everything
Everywhere else - women fucking everything

>as a barista
cringe

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>no masturbation

Sure, no need to masturbate if you fuck eachother in the bum on that boat.

It might be a fake ass too. That didn't exist in 1500

You have to go back achmed.

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Moar brappp

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bullshit where is the moustache?

Look up steatopygia

>literally every one looks like a mexican or sandnigger

>1485AD
>Be asked by the king to lead the first expedition into the seas towards the west
>Valiantly accept to venture towards the unknown darkness of the endless seas
>Sailing the seas for months, find out the currents are giving us a hard time
>Barely making any progress
>One night a massive storm breaks out, lose many of my crew trying to bring the sails down so the masts won't break
>Our efforts prove hopeless and we end up crashing in some sort of little rocky beach
>As I completely lose consciosness I can see only 2 of my crew survive, user and anono

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>Wake up to a sunny morning in the rocky beach
>Heavily injured, can barely move
>I look around and see these natives kicking around user and anono
>I would later learn these are the amazonias, a deadly tribe of female bloodthirsty warriors
>They then grab them by their chins as they are barely conscious and draw a spear through their hearts
>They laugh and use their blood to paint themselves over the eyes
>One of them notices me and walks in my direction grabbing me by the chin
>Looks deep into my eyes
>Grabs her spear
>As she's about to kill me she stops after noticing my massive erection
cont?

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nope

We all do, even the ones saying she looks disgusting. Especially those guys. They're crying as they fap to her.

No.

>She tells something to the other natives but they don't seem to mind or even care about what she's saying
>I try to make her understand I can barely move and that I'm injured
>She brings me a piece of lumber that I use as a cane and we move deeper into the jungle
>I wonder why didn't she kill me back there and what the hell can I do
>Suddenly I see this huge weird blue bird flying away scared and two women running towards my captor
>They seem upset and are screaming at her, pointing their spears at me
>She points at me and they start to calm down
>Suddenly they start to undress and my captor points at my dick and at the three of them and the spear
>I think she wants me to fuck all three of them or else they will kill me
>Forgive me padre I will sin
cont?

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For us, yes and no, for the other, i dont really know.

Some of my french compatriots in the US told that US girls are easier to get laid with, at least if you're a typical french white man with french accent, dark hair, blue eyes, you know.

Unlike the kikes and niggers say, i think US girls are more likely to breed within their race, than to outbreed. More than Euro girls, but i dont really know.

I knew an old Vietnamese woman who told me that the French men didn't do much fucking, but when the American GIs came to Vietnam, they fucked every girl in sight.

no...

Continue Christopher!

>stay there
that doesn't explain how syphilis reached Europe

>As the other two stay laying in the jungle completely mindblown by my sexual prowess my original captor takes me deeper into the jungle
>She draws what seems like a triangle on the jungle floor and some people inside it
>She seems to be telling me that I need to go on top of this triangle
>After a couple of days of walking through the jungle her defiant attitude starts to wane down and she becomes more and more submissive
>I take full advantage of this, of course
CONT?

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>B...But user, i want you to colonize me.

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>We finally reach what seems to be some sort of pyramid looking building in the jungle
>Before we enter the area she makes me understand that I shouldn't make eye contact with the temple priestesses but I still don't understand what's it all about
>Apparently I need to be presented to the tribe queen for some sort of ritual
>As we walk through the little huts towards the pyramids I notice a bunch of tree houses everywhere and a bunch of natives looking
>There seem to be some men kept as sex slaves in these little tree houses from what I can tell
>As I'm carelessly looking around I cross eyes with a priestess
>She starts screaming and throws a spear in my direction which landed just a little short
>Everyone stops doing what they're doing as she walks towards me
>My captor tries to say something but she gets slapped away by the priestess

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Just apply for a job as a porn director already

Spanish and Portuguese are mostly Muslim DNA right? Mixed with euro?

Please do

Show the current year France map

>The priestess orders two of the amazonias to take me to her chambers on the backside of the pyramid
>After a while she enters the chambers and I look deep into her eyes again
>She loses it and starts beating me with a wooden stick but I stay strong and don't break eye contact with her
>Eventually she becomes tired just walks over to me and grabs my cock
>I push her away against the wall, from her eyes I can see her surprise it's the first time she sees a real man
>Two of the amazonias come rushing in because of the noise but she shoos them away without looking, she still can't believe what is happening
>As she's getting ready I surprise her one more time by rolling her over grabbing her arms and covering her mouth so she can't call the guards
>Decide to ram her in the ass
>Turns out they only eat roots and seeds so it's surprinsigly clean
>once I'm done I toss her aside and decide to finally go meet the said Queen
>As I'm about to leave her chambers she grabs me and begs me to do it again

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>muslim DNA
also no

show current year sweden

>Suddenly a big ruckus is happening outside
>I step out to see what's going on
>Turns out my first captor has killed a bunch of other amazonias it's a bloodbath out here
>She is standing alone against 20 of them holding a spear on each hand
>As they're about to go at it, the priestess comes out of her chambers looking like pic related begging for more Portuguese dicking
>They all start going hysterical, some of them are crying they can't believe her strong priestess has been broken like that
>They go back and kill all the captive men seems like they're done fooling around
>Suddenly a drum starts beating and someone comes down the stairs of the pyramid: It's the Queen

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Why do they look like muds then, they were conquered by muds for how many years, Spanish people are
Mostly Mohammed half breeds

Feels so bad there arent that much of these women anymore in Central/South America

>The queen is carrying a bow and arrow looks at me and the priestess and shoots an arrow straight through her throat
>As the blood is spraying everywhere, she runs over laughing and covers herself with the priestess blood
>She takes some of the blood and puts it over my eyes as if to say I'm one of them now
>She then starts drinking the blood of the priestess and spits some of it over my dick
>Over the 5 times in a row I cum all over her queen, we keep climbing the temple
>We bring the priestess severed head with us and as I'm about to cum a final time before I pass out I notice the hundreds of bodies down there, apparently they have all gone mad
>The blood on the jungle floor seems to have formed a pattern, a single word which reads
>Brazil

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Not gonna lie. That is a true portuguese in that pic.

that's a Jap

they didn't interbreed

I WANT TO BE A CONQUISTADOR AND IMPREGNATE NATIVES REEEEEEEEEEE

The american-mutt projecting his own condition on europa, always and always. It's a pity genetics fckd you up.

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oke

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What are you trying to say?

he's letting you know that he has to work at starbucks to make ends meet because this harsh society doesn't care about gay shit like anthropology
say a prayer for user

Well that explains the dynamics between Portugal and Brazil but what about Spaniards and the other Injuns? Indios countries like Guatemala or Peru have ugly women.

Portuguese women are the best women. Obedient, cooks, stay at home, Family oriented.

Nothings stopping you from still doing it today. Fly to Brazil's amazon and begin hunting.

Yeah well no, some do and you apply a modern day concept to those times, they didn't see them as "oh Brittoxocavah my gawd those bois are from Portugal ohmigaaawd" no they looked up on those niggas with fear and awe, who dosn't wanna get impregnated by a God that came ashore on a beast you never seen before? With weapons that shoot THUNDER?!?!?!??!?!?!?

You're not wrong

literally the same 10 pictures every thread

im gonna need a sauce on that, friendo

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>MEME FLAG
>SARCASM

>MODERN PORTUGUESE WOMEN
>BEST WOMEN
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>OBEDIENT
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
>COOKS
>AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
>STAY AT HOME
>AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>FAMILY ORIENTED
>AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

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Our American forebearers had the right idea, bring our own women along and build a civilization.

That was the only kind of ass if you go far enough back.
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I see now...
user just went to a halloween party
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What is pols obsession about this big ass disease?

She's fucking beautiful.

It's not pol, its zoomers who haven't seen pol's light yet, since they've been immersed in nigger culture.

They should know if they lurk a bit that baboons ass is a disease or sickness.

It's the degenerate and disgusting Iberian blood that defiled the noble savages, not the other way around.

>non with blonde hair / blue eyes
>white
user I...

Fuck off, retard.

seriously, in which universe do people consider this creatura in your picture attractive?

>be you, end up with parasite in your dick just wading out to slap her on the ass, then shot by her pimp/druglord. No slap was had

>women are never interested in foreign men
So women don't wanna breed with the superior men who invade a country and have their genetics live on, instead of not having their genetics live on, or have their offspring be slaves.

That sounds like a really smart evolution strategy, doesn't it. It's almost like the women who refused to get fucked by invaders would be killed off by evolution, and the ones hungry for invader dick would survive, idk.

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Big brappers are based and redpilled, newfriend

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

You literally have no idea what you are saying. Ive met/dated women from a lot of places and would put ours literally in the last place. Bunch of princess syndrom brats who look average at best.