Elon calls Fortnite players VIRGINS

Seems desperate for attention at this point desu, his public profile directly impacts the share price of his company it would seem. Unless he is going to bring out a more popular mmo he should really just stfu. Bet the baldy surgically enhanced fag didn't score until after the Pay-Pal windfall.

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This is the face of a man who doesn't give a shit anymore. I'm so jealous.

Good god yes please

Halo had tons of multiplayer modes, maps, a map editor, the ability to create custom games, required strategy and teamwork to play at a high level, maps were full of hidden exploitables, etc. Don't compare a previously-good franchise to shite like Fortnite.

If one billionaire can become the best President the United States has had in over fifty years, why the fuck not. Elon Musk is worth $20 billion dollars. If they tried to deplatform him, he could literally just build the new platform. I'd love it if he became the new Alex Jones.

Man, Elon Musk should create a bank and payment processor geared towards free expression and push for Shiva Ayyadurai's plan to create publically protected email and servers through the U.S. Post Office.

fortnite is designed for immature spastics.

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I played Unreal Tournament and Bf 1942. What now?

Elon works for Dianne Feinstein

well.. he's totally right.
whats wrong with this?

its a gigantic time sink.
you spend 15 minutes running around like an idiot grabbing weapons just to get shot.
rinse and repeat until you learn how to build like a master autist.

That's cause it is. Fortnite copied a South Korean dev's full priced Arma mod cause their original game mode didn't sell.

>I had to save these kids
There is nothing left to save

youtube.com/watch?v=yESC9VWLKiE

kids aren’t fully developed enough, not everyone is an npc bucko

The bright colors are stimulating and addictive.

I played a little fps called the american revolutionary war.
you fuckers will never understand when your gun jams up because the powder gets wet.
Then having to hastily clean your gun while some fucking brits storm your camp walking slowly in a straight line like a bunch of NPCs.

His entire net worth is $12b. Fornite is making over $1b a year, it would sell for over $6b. That’s half his net worth. You think he has that in liquid assets? Nope

DIGITS SAY HE BUYS FORTNITE AND DELETES EVERYTHING

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this guy is an idiot. funny, but not the "genius" so many paint him to be. he blew up that Israeli satellite though, so he's pretty based.

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>should be virgins, unless the live in Rotheram.
underrated

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t. boomer

>last 3 digits is 404
confirmed

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Apparently Elon has never played Fortnite or he would know how well made it is.

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>buy and delete the ip
holy shit I want to see that haha

LOOK AT THEM ZOOMERS
THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT
YOU PLAY THE FORTNITE ON THAT TWITCH TV

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twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1053390822991790083

Fucking pussy leftist, kys Nigel, it’s over.

Now you're a 30 yo boomer.

The gimmick of the game is that you can build stuff it's like minecraft and Rust plus Deathmatch. As if people wouldn't tell you to do something better than playing games when you were teens( they probably were right).

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i mean this game is aimed for 12 years olds, they should be virgins

Oh dear looks like someone didn't get comped. Are those masculine black bucks outside waiting for you again ?

did you just compare one of the best sps ever made to this gay third rate sim game?

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LMFAO BASED ELON

>newfag npc triggered
>conservative billionaire bad
just end yourself ai faggot

Kek
Based 30yo Boomer Elon removing zoomer scum

Can't floss the Musk

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you have no clue what you're talking about.

ROLLING

>buy and delete
The salt would be MASSIVE

A lot of people talked shit about cod and halo because they "were for children" and real men played counter strike and unreal tournament. It's pretty much the same thing that people are doing in this thread.

so true

Says the third world rape baby arguing about games aimed at 10 year olds. What's your Fortnite handle ?

Based Elon just keeps giving.

he didn't have to shill for global warming on Joe Rogan, he just went and did it on his own

>>redit

Checked
And Fortnite is gay

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Well they're supposed to be. They are kids after all.

And then there were the Battlefield mod community. Real autists played Battlegroup42, BF1918, Desert Combat, Wasteland 2042.
t. my hobby was bayoneting enemy artillerymen on the Somme

Oh shit

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So you're one of those retards who disagrees with someone about a single topic and suddenly believe they're retarded.

AKA no better than a leftist

*Obligatory Chad Elon / Virgin Fortnite Player joke *

Elon is a Holocaust denier

I had quite a lot of fun with it for a while, but the developers keep removing a lot of the actually popular game modes to replace with meme shit. They had a fantastic 50 v 50 mode that was wildly popular and then took it out of the game to replace with some stupid disco ball dance off shit.

Guess it's back to CSGO

This is false. Nothing gets my heart pumping than when the final circles start closing in and there's 3 people left. This game, and how is structured is capable of giving me a bigger dopamine than riding at 180kph, or sex.
It's actually fucked.

t. 24 yold structural engineer who grew up playing cod4 and mw2.

zoomers on suicide watch

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My sister is only 11 and she's playing this! Help!

Why so eager to defend a billionaire kike money lender with a dodgy hair transplant? Do you have a man crush ?

make her play Quake 1

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So exhilarating.

FINISH HIM

wtf i love women now

The game is fuckn retarded, people only play it because it is free. They could make the game 1000% better by removing the stupid platform building bullshit. It makes no sense and it is undeniably gay. Its weird though. People I know that dont even play video games play this game...little children and 40 yr olds alike.

Kek, why tf did she hit him?

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kek, oh boy memeflag. what would be your primary reason for thinking he's of great intellect?

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Running around looking at playful and bright colors with weapons going "pew pew pew pew".
It's a fucking kids game and if you're seriously 24 playing this shit.. I kind of feel bad for you.

I, am a gamer.

I know Elon, he respects virgins.

>Fortnite

More like FARTNITE hahaha!

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she probably thought he has making humping movements or something
and obviously she felt his weakness
imagine being such a beta bitch that a woman would feel free to hit you like that without repercussions

>stair builder 7 definitive legendary limited edition
No thanks

How did Jow Forums come off as a bunch of SomethingAwful codgers about this, in 2008 Fortnite would have justbeen spammed with dick teepees by this place

Damn son!

>404 digits
>http code for 'NOT FOUND'

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based

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she did exactly what i wanted to do to that faggot
id like to buy her a beer

>We need more kids building guns in their garages.

>“buy and delete” the IP
that would be godly

Don't know what it's like in Sweden, but at my engineering consulting company, most guys under 25 play at least casually.
You don't know the banter you are missing out with other non s o y colleagues after winning a crazy squad game.

An understatement. I don't doubt that one day I will wake up with no desire to play, anymore like I did with the call of duty's, but that hasn't happened yet.

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nice

did /tv/ write this?

I guess the desire to be the last one surviving is the thrill with battle royale games

Based

>she probably thought he has making humping movements or something
This is the only thing I could think of too. That's true, for her to think she'd get away with that she must of sensed how beta he was which is obvious since he didn't even retaliate.

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we do. keep flossin, memefag

Checked

All women always feel free to hit men, because there's never going to be legal consequences for them. A man could probably get arrested for blocking her swings too hard.

Unfortunately the South Koreans couldn’t code for shit so the game was ass

really trying to get back that relevancy

HAHAHAHA

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Seriously, it's a kinds game made for ADHD kids.

Having fun in video games gets you banned now, on here and in game.