We are all fucked.
They updated the internet to doxx Jow Forums users. We are all gunna be sent to the FEMA camps to be reeducated. Fuck fuck fuck I didnt know this website would have real life consequences it was all just satire!
Nice knowing you guys
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Don't you know that we're all Jewish comedians?
your nose is showing
lol what
are you implying you're afraid of some spooks coming to your door? they're too stupid to even accept my application when I'm just that good, and now they wanna come to my house lol
good luck
what a gay and boring larp
Im not Jewish im a retarded monkey nigger that hates my own race.
Do u wanna have a first in line ticket for the guillotine? You're fucked m8y. Repent now. Donate money to the Democrats
You willing to gamble your life like that?
well at least he gave it back
>federal assets show up with a full squad and four party van
>they breach the door, you are hiding in your room under the covers
>strong smell of gas in the halls, spooks are apoplectic but calm and well-trained, carry on and conduct sweep
>the power goes out
>they open the door to my room, a dragonfire round in a cheap $100 single shot shotgun goes off from a tripwire and sets fire to the corridor they stride through
>the flames lead to every exit and entrance to the house, the entire structure is engulfed in flames, there is no escape (but for the one survivor with an out) unless you fuck with terminal burn wounds
>someone dumps the clip
>0 assets and 3 party vans
>van turns up burned in three states
God I hate turk niggers.
Only because the slimy fuck was caught.
Do you have any proof or at least a reference point to provide?
Congrats! U just made the no fly list
>We are all gunna be sent to the FEMA camps to be reeducated.
Imagine all the traps we'll get to meet though
call the police nigga I dont give a fuck
I don't care even slightly
a tyrant is a tyrant
Ya check your metadata from Jow Forums and see what third party has been accessing it
besides I love my country, as if I'd fly out of it after getting into some shit
I'd sooner die, and what's more none of this will even happen if they can just listen to Trump and not the unelected faggots running the intel rings
He probably has all the guys money still in his pocket
>still thinks traps are real
Wew lad
Don't know how on mobile some other faggot do it
>Implying the earth isn't flat
so what
still did it
yeah I guess that's possible
I laughed when he was making these gestures trying to make it look like there's some moral explanation for him swiping the wallet out of another person's pocket.
>Implying the government isn't corrupt
>americans
>white
dawg it fucking doesn't even matter, stop worrying about the info mercenaries and acknowledge they are spying on you by spitting in their virtual direction
just fuck their face while they ARE spying on you with bullshit, remind them they bleed too, stop worrying about people are watching you fuck and fuck their mind for being such pathetic weak pussies
because you can feel their heart flutter when you spook them, fucking wastes of talent and potentially a life
Jewish comedian here. Can confirm.
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
No we're not we're just using the "pol is satire" and "it's just comedy" memes to hide the fact we're serious.
You will eat these words when they storm your house take your computer and send you to a CIA blacksite where you will probably be reconditioned as the opposite gender. Its their tribute to baphomet I guess
Im not worried im just curious. Anything i do that I really want to be private about I use tor networks
We must pay for our crimes. I mean that.
come on then
Why are my captias my hometown I swear I saw a picture of my cousin biking yesterday
Jewish academician here. All posts made under this flag, meme flags and different IPs were merely an experiment for the purpose of research in artistic neo-21st age politics, concentrated on memes.
You're mighty brave behind that keyboard
Too little too late
>Shit that never happens
OK bro let me give you a quick rundown on how the average interception of a Jow Forums sperg will go.
>Knock on door
>Local police
>"Is user here?" or "Are you user"
>"You're under arrest"
>You comply like a meek ass cuck that you are and get taken to the station
>From the station you sit in a cell for a short while then some suits and officers come and up and tell you to follow them to a black vehicle
>you get in
That's about it.
Nobody is going to go after the white trash with guns.
>puts all Jow Forums users in the same fema camp.
>re-educate all of them
>instructors find themselves asking the JQ after a week of this.
I don’t think they want this whole user base to be stuck in a room together OP.
all you need to know is that with regards to psychotronics, the only equation that matters is not even knowing how their operation works out of curiosity, but by knowing they can be a scared little pussy as well, so scare them a little if you ever suspect them to be projecting power for the deep state within proximity of your human conscious experience
thx I'm even more brave in real life, you can assemble a team to prove what I told you, go ahead and take my IP in
schizopost
That's a fucking Romanian:))))
Baaaaaah
That was slick as hell.
>thinks Jow Forums will hijack the reeducation program
>doesn't realize the meds, and physical trauma to be inflicted
Oh honey
Jow Forums is an internet synagogue of peace and satire
also being doxxed and sent to fema assrape camp? who cares, nothing in this world is worth living for currently
Honestly im just flattered you think we're important enough to have to be reeducated in fema camps
i thought it was confirmed in like 2005 that everyone's data was all being routed to central nodes where everything was documented by the NSA? how is this news now?
and the disclaimer at the bottom of the page has changed since hiroshimoot has taken the helm. it's now more serious and removes any liability from the site itself.
You matter user. Don't jump. It's not worth it
>implying the people on Jow Forums are pussies like Chelshe Womanning
>implying the drugs and trauma will break you down if your consciousness is on point
>implying the CIA can even blacksite you for boisterous hooliganism
you need to shoot some fucking schools or blow some embassies up to summon the black ops in the first place, which nobody on here is going to do because nobody on here is a psycho retard
they aren't going to motivate themselves to abduct a nigga because he's throwing some shit down on the internet, which is why it is a perfectly good place to remind them not to trifle
if they seriously have an issue with someone, they can go ahead and visit them, but threats aside, even they know exactly how that will play out, so they don't
if the karmic values don't match up, the branch manager won't even find physical sense in the idea to begin with
Once the gang stalking starts with Masons and various Jews/Frankists popping up around you revealing personal information, Defaming you, gaslighting you, that's when the real fun starts. They can put you in a camp without ever physically doing it, that is antiquated, this is hi tech Communism, hi tech Stasi.
Inb4 Masonic liars/shills
>You matter user
It's a lie, we're all just cogs in a machine but thanks anyway user. And im not suicidal i quite enjoy life actually.
How do I do that?
Ok then kys
>paranoid CIA niggers who thought that PCP and marijuana would make good truth serums and dosed each other with LSD experimented with schizo "brain wavelength mind control" horsecockery therefore it's proven 100% legitimate
imagine being this stupid
I have noticed many familiar places. I have a theory (((they))) contrast your GPS and the G's maps.
It should be an easy call to your service provider because of freedom of speech and right of information. They have your file ready and waiting all u need to do is ask because technically it is yours
Fuck you too cunt
No power held by man can overcome us. They will break like water upon the rock.
damn bro so basically you're telling me you find scientific reports to military officials schizo retardation
well figures, you're a fucking canuck who sold his nation down the river to globalist anarcho-tyrants who more than likely molested 40% of your female relatives just because you live in Canada, or you're a turbo faggot with a VPN, which means the ratio is probably more like 60%
I will not miss your existence when you die, and everyone who would will probably just wind up dying along with you
just leave you stupid weirdo lol and stop insulting people when you have no substance to your mind but depression itself
struck a nerve huh?
>struck a nerve huh?
I gotta stop watching all that fucked up porn
Ha that made me kek for some reason
I have been in a digital camp for quite some time. Always being banned, shadow banned, and threatened by ISP. Thank God I have proven brain injury. Even my family says I have changed. A lot of times it seems like I only load faux webpages that are meant to isolate me from the general public and see what I say.
it's funny cuz it's true dawg
stupid fucking idiot of a canadian even include horsecock in his last post because he's just that type of fucking wook
you can stop reddit spacing any time now
>you can stop losing any time now
it's a long way to the bottom of negative infinity fuckface
Come on we all know you were looking up guro shota tentacle rape and IRL bestiality just to flood your search history with irrelevant stuff to keep the agents occupied and disgusted having to rummage through them, right?... RIGHT?
>We are all gunna be sent to the FEMA camps to be reeducated.
They ain't taking me alive.
I have x4 rounds in my SKS for anyone that comes through the door.
>when you have no inner dialogue but can't stop projecting so your only argument is the latest meme you saved from Jow Forums
Nice LARP, if you were nignog you couldn’t afford a computer to shitpost on
lmao you are like a battered woman, you just keep coming back for more
whatever retard my life is awesome and you clearly can't even look at C-Grade original content in a picture from the poster himself even if the poster were fucking your face with it
>camp full of shitposting autists
oh yeah, putting us all in one place is a real good idea.
Y-yeah right...
>What is welfare.
>What are diversity quotas
Imagine the smell... The whining sounds could make anyone's ears bleed or lose all their sanity.
>whatever retard my life is awesome that's why I'm sitting on Jow Forums getting mad at random canadians with my broken english that is somehow also my first language
I'm not a comedian, I'm a performance artist. My Jow Forums persona is like Alex Jones's persona
(((They))) just need to remember that when you open a door or a window it looks in both directions. Im not afraid because ive done nothing illegal.
>list of all problematic Jow Forums users is made public
>every user now knows each other IRL and can get the real party started
They would never try it
Heh, yea...
Im still at pure. But I really wish that image was higher resolution cuz some of that stuff is pretty hilarious
>Garden gnomes
I know you are getting mad you incensed idiot, or else you wouldn't be getting led about by a no-English son of a bitch
JUST
leave
This is totally false. Trump is going to personally authorize the new memetic warfare division and recruit all of you (who are over 18) for this new division. The department is in the Pentagon so you will have to move to Virginia, may want to start looking now. We have a coffee maker and a fridge but only 1200 workstations so some of you will have to share. When your primary is killed in the meme war you will take over the controls and carry on. Let your parents know, you may not be coming back.
Leg locking is hot as fuck and sadly it's so underrated that it's hard to find any good pictures of it.
(please mods don't ban me for this, this is more vanilla than the ads we see)
I've been fapping to uncensored loli every day for the past 5 years and no one's even come for me or my computer so...
>send FEMA camps
cheer up this will be the best shot we can get at getting a gf
they won't ever care about that to begin with, and even if they did, it still would never happen until they bag every actual criminal, down to the dime bag weed dealers
Fuck off, faggots. If we have to die, let us die with pride.
It's kinda cute
Nah we'll only get to fug the traps and basedboys among us.
You will never win this argument because I am very high and everything I say is intelligent and hilarious
>Floor Tiles
kek i remember that
It's adorable. I'm literally pure. The only reason I want to have sex is to show my love for someone and to have kids.
To me there is no sign of love stronger than a woman wrapping her legs around you, preventing you from pulling out, showing that they want your children. Having children will forever bind your lives together, for better or worse, and they're showing that they want it.
I disagree with premarital sex, but this image hits me right in the heart.
They're gonna hurt you, user; they're gonna break you.
>To me there is no sign of love stronger than a woman wrapping her legs around you, preventing you from pulling out, showing that they want your children.
That alimony and child support ain't gonna pay for themselves after the divorce
>Having children will forever bind your lives together, for better or worse, and they're showing that they want it.
Until the money dries up or you catch her with Tyrone
I miss being 12 and naive too.
That's why my girlfriend still has her hymen and works at the church every day.
Look at the mother before judging the girl.